Out of hand party from last night trying to bring it back tonight
DOA on N Rich
Easton King
The criminal rogues gallery is rolling out tonight. MALE BLACK, Hoodie, Boyfriend, GangBanger, ShotzFyred, HysPanic, and DoMesstik and their minions of villainy take on the only force of justice and order in the Windy City, can Robert keep up? Tune in for the grim reality of Chicago crime, and hang on for the ride of your lives!
Sebastian Collins
that the group that started chanting "we hate the poice!" and "we won't stop!"?
Jacob Parker
The very same I believe
Andrew Taylor
Good morning Roberts
Jayden Young
Yup, sounds right
Eli Harris
anyone get an update on the two hundred "person" brawl reported last night?
Christian Ross
SHOTS FIRED!
Leo Long
Sunday Night Neighbor Fights
Angel Robinson
1500 Belmont is not a restaurant...
Hunter Reyes
>"they fired 2 shots at her car"
Cameron Bell
>MALE BLACK, Hoodie, Boyfriend, GangBanger, ShotzFyred, HysPanic, and DoMesstik and their minions of villainy God, we need a drawfag. Fuck. Keep posting this, maybe one will drift through.
Blake Phillips
TWO TWO SHOTS FIRED AH AH AH
Joshua Johnson
Sassy angry black female ratchet in the background
Gabriel Jackson
lurker stopping by to say these are the comfiest threads on pol, keep up the good work boys
Ryan Rogers
>16th shooting
Anthony Robinson
Sup Forums watching Cops was pretty comfy
Chase Allen
Stop lurking and join the fun.
Asher Parker
Check them keys
Leo Diaz
CHECK YO KEYS
Jayden Hill
Stay a while and listen, friend. Welcome to comfy country.
Samuel Rivera
Key status: [_] Checked [X] Unchecked
Angel Gutierrez
10-4; 21-13 Robert
Hudson Adams
I'll be here tomorrow after work, I'm off to sleep now
Nathan King
Night Robert, have a good one.
Lincoln Baker
Goodnight robert
Liam Nelson
Have comfy sleeps, robert!
Its gotta be like Captain Planet, or other semi-shitty western cartoons. Decent french designs exported to korea animator sweat shops.
Xavier Evans
10-19 Robert, see you at roll call!
Lucas Rodriguez
Good evening Roberts, any thing interesting happen tonight? Last night?
Lincoln James
most Sup Forums threabz be like "ahh fuck newfag fuck off out my oven i so madabout antifa an jewz an rebdit an stefan colbeard talkbout donny trumpet"
/CPD/Robert dwellers are more likely to say "Welcome friend, come listen to the sounds of homicide. Have some of this dank OC on the house. Check your keys. Glad to explain who Robert is. Get /comfy/, stay a while. Be safe! Good night!"
We listen to so much ill shit on RRH we got it locked
Josiah Evans
Like the Super Friends/Hannah Barberra flavor. That's what I envision
John Bailey
>Good evening Roberts, any thing interesting happen tonight? Last night?
200 Male black street fight, then some Female black got shot in the thigh. Lot of burning trash cans, few drag racers. Plenty o' shots.
James Barnes
4 MALE BLACKS in a 5 series Mercedes driving around shooting the place up. 2 MALE BLACKs at large with Tek9's
Daniel Martin
15 shootings so far I believe.
Robert Morris
shots fired
Grayson Parker
>Good evening Roberts, any thing interesting happen tonight? Last night? Oh yeah and white porsche returned
Henry Collins
Fucking YES. That would be epic.
I don't know man, it's been mostly slow except for all the fucking gunfights, the assaults, the passed out drug OD vomiting blood and fucking Adam leaning on his ke-BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT
Xavier Green
Thanks for the update Roberts.
200? Holy shit! Curious why the papers didn't mention it at all today....mmmmm
John Brown
CURRENTLY THE WEATHER IN CHICAGO IS.... 51 degrees Light rain showers 59% humidity 6mph wind
William Edwards
few hours ago some officer wasnt checking his keys and Blinded By the Light played over the radio for like 2 minutes. Dispatcher was desperately trying to get him to check his keys but it didnt work
some guy was laying on the ground screaming for 45 minutes, likely an autist REEEing or someone having a bad trip
a car was on fire
there were endless shots fired and domestic batteries, male blacks and females with tec 9s the wrath of the male black has no bed time, he has no limits, his thirst for stolen cars is unquenchable
Grayson Flores
I fell asleep but did anyone hear about the Porsche that Robert was going to look for right about the time Adam was about to start?
Evan Mitchell
>the passed out drug OD vomiting blood
jesus
just right now: >females throwing rocks at a window >at 11:24pm on a Sunday
Owen Parker
>200? Holy shit! Curious why the papers didn't mention it at all today....mmmmm now that you mention that, nothing much came of it....they kept saying this female black had been shot in the neck and was leaking out and the car had been swiss cheesed after all the calls of 200 male black fighting in the street. then it turned out she was shit in the thigh and the car had 4-5 bullet holes in it. state got involved and closed a section of the freeway down. never got much clarity on the whole situation
Luke Hill
Nice find!
John Reyes
youd be pissed off to if someone stole you from a mudhut in africa and shipped you to the most powerful nation on the planet, STOLEN from AFRICA!!!!!!!
Ryan Bennett
We need some more aesthetics in this thread.
Josiah Brooks
>few hours ago some officer wasnt checking his keys and Blinded By the Light played over the radio for like 2 minutes. Dispatcher was desperately trying to get him to check his keys but it didnt work I wish I could have heard that
Liam Clark
>very suspicious full garbage can Where's Antifa when you need them?
David Price
>Screaming for 45mins... could be some wicker park druggie scum...possibly a crustpunk >tec 9s goddamn good weather is a blessing and curse
Robert Rodriguez
>if someone stole you from a mudhut in africa and shipped you to the most powerful nation on the planet Pic related.
Brody Clark
WE
Nathan Hall
earlier there was a call about a man pounding on a womans door with a trash bag and a rake.
He's coming for you next leaf.
Christian Lewis
>Dispatcher was desperately trying to get him to check his keys but it didnt work
>Keep bumping those pesky keys, Robert, all of America needs to know how evil you bastards are for doing your job, protecting civilians, shame on you!
Levi Perez
do you want the rake? because someone is telling me you want the rake.
Blake Reyes
...
Ayden Nelson
I like it minus the rat
Aaron Walker
MALE BLACK is perhaps the most committed supervillain in Chicago. MALE BLACK was born in the South Side in the late 70's and promptly abandoned by his father. His mother was a devout Southern Baptist and tried to raise MALE BLACK properly, but her failing heart and poor health maintenance left to MALE BLACK looking to the cold, hard streets of Chicago as his guardian. MALE BLACK simply took what he needed, and eventually led to MALE BLACK becoming a superpredator. He strikes without compassion, logic or purpose, often with horrific violence. MALE BLACK has given up on society as he thinks that society has given up on him. Robert has tried to show MALE BLACK the error of his decisions, meeting with little to no results...
Christian Martinez
>minus the rat agreed
use this instead. Lel.
Bentley Jackson
Personal early fave from this season, user in the thread took it from him window
Dylan Foster
This is my first time listening. There is actually something new going on every minute. How do they deal with this?
Cooper King
oddly enough, i think there is a dark truth in that user sad in its own way
Jack Jones
Triple Canopy is an official sponsor of /sg/ and /cpd/
Jordan Gray
they don't, there have been nights where a call can take 4 hours to get a response from police
Asher Baker
Lyrics As the snow flies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' A poor little baby child is born In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
And his mama cries 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need It's another hungry mouth to feed In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
People, don't you understand The child needs a helping hand Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day? Take a look at you and me Are we too blind to see Do we simply turn our heads, and look the other way?
Well, the world turns And a hungry little boy with a runny nose Plays in the street as the cold wind blows In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
And his hunger burns So he starts to roam the streets at night And he learns how to steal, and he learns how to fight In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
Then one night in desperation The young man breaks away He buys a gun, he steals a car He tries to run, but he don't get far And his mama cries
As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man Face down on the street with a gun in his hand In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
And as her young man dies (in the ghetto) On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' Another little baby child is born In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
And his mama cries (in the ghetto) (In the ghetto) (Aah-aah)
>How do they deal with this? they watch the clock for 8 hours? it's fighting a brush fire with a water house. they do what they can and go home when the sun comes up.
Christopher Martinez
He met a male online and he took his money and he's refusing to leave
Dylan Morgan
time to delete that grinder app maybe?
Kayden Myers
Nice I like it
Adam Ramirez
7 shots ah ahhhaahaha 7shots fired
Wyatt Garcia
>7 >7 SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Adrian Jackson
>Triple Canopy is an official sponsor of /sg/ and /cpd/ Our resident trashcanistan denizen
Does /cpd/ make you extra relaxed, or just feel better about being in a 'stan these days
Gabriel Hernandez
>log in to /CPD/ >7 shots fired within 10 seconds
Jayden Gutierrez
straight up fall asleep to it in my headphones sometimes. it is incredibly soothing. makes me realize that maybe the US and Afghanistan really aren't that different after all.
you know how many time a full on gun battle takes plan in the stan because someone stole someones goat in like 1992? seems a lot like some of the domestic disputes that go down in chicago
Jonathan Young
>but her failing heart and poor health maintenance
you mean her menthol cigarette addiction and type 2 diabetes you see the female black is inherently more weighed down by her poor lifestyle decisions than the quick, lean, agile male black. Occasionally the male black gets old, slow or sloppy and starts wandering into the traffic and gets caught.
But the male black's determination to fuck up society is unwavering
Landon Murphy
Whoa, we're big league nao.
Angel Rogers
I cant believe I forgot to tune in earlier. Have I missed anything particularly crazy thus far?
Jack Johnson
>Have I missed anything particularly crazy thus far? yeah, man. Adam played us tunes, everybody's getting shot, burning cars, vomiting blood, missing kids, bmw driving, tec-9 wielding muggers. We've seen some good shit tonight.
Mason Walker
>Whoa, we're big league nao. lub it, more COBRA content, he's the cure
Aaron Evans
i have a real shitty military grade laptop- and have a real favor to ask of ANY of the upstanding roberts in /cpd/
could anyone make some simple OC of Triple Canopy being an official sponsor of /cpd/? a-la with this logo image
Isaac Perez
This is my favorite image from these Robert threads. The contempt for society, authority and total disregard for law, combined with the selfie makes this image insightful.
>straight up fall asleep to it in my headphones sometimes. it is incredibly soothing. makes me realize that maybe the US and Afghanistan really aren't that different after all. >you know how many time a full on gun battle takes plan in the stan because someone stole someones goat in like 1992? seems a lot like some of the domestic disputes that go down in chicago
I spent a decade working Memphis TN, I can kind of relate...I tried doing the MPD feed /cpd/ style, it's just not as entertaining because the dispatchers are chimping as hard as the male blacks half the time
Caleb Smith
Thanks, man. I'm happy you're happy. >I made the MALE BLACK oc too, kek.
Brayden Green
das it mane
Ayden Gomez
cool, you think you have a font that is close?
Jordan Sanders
Failing heart combined with dat chicken, and deep fried everything
James Price
roger that. interrogative, why is /cpd/ one of the few last remaining good threads on Sup Forums?
I think New Orleans and Baltimore would also be really good cities to make threads about. Chicago is just so entertaining because of how MASSIVE the hood is, and how many people are out late night noggin
Samuel Taylor
Props given! This image is deeply insightful! Thank you for your skills!
Adam Sanders
We are friendly group. Very comfy here.
Samuel Adams
This one is my favorite. It is both beautiful and ominous, like the city itself
