*Blocks your scoops*
*Blocks your scoops*
Landon Fisher
Matthew Phillips
jesus christ dude stop making these
Nicholas Taylor
>tfw i've been scoop-posting all mother's day and this is the best one i've come up with
Robert Sanchez
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET THE WHITE SCOOPS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE WHITE SCOOPS HIT THE FLOOR
Jayden Morales
Xavier Russell
explain this meme you're forcing
Xavier Moore
very quirky and epic my dude
Justin Thompson
why? Do you can take its secrets back to some shithole like reddit? NO, NO EXPLANATIONS
Chase Morgan
>mfw I started eating more ice cream because of this maymay
Nolan Gomez
CMON, IM TRYING TO GET BIG
Austin Barnes
...
Brandon Lee
I've left your world behind goddamit!
Ethan Torres
the delegates or the scoops
which is the better meme?
Carter Ward
BASFORE BIBBINZ
HAND OVER KLEH GLOOBIN GLOOMPS NAOGH
ORE ELZ PERISHH
Joseph Wilson
I know it's cringey, I like to think of it as Toddposting but for Sup Forums, however it's anti-Colbert and we need that right now. It will help normalfags see how fucking retarded Colbert.
Adam Smith
...
William Clark
Dare I say, about twice as much?
Jack Brooks
>DURRMF
>TURMFT
>DER HAMBURGLAR
>DARNELL FARPFT
>NUREMBURG
>CARPARK
>VONTAZE BURFICT
>DIAMOND TURNIP
>HOGENFLAGEL
Aaron Gonzalez
...
Evan Rogers
Chinkled and Kinkled Krumpph
Josiah White
If not more.
Easton Bailey
What's his name?
Nicholas Barnes
>trying to stop meme magic.
One scooper detected.
Caleb Price
FUCK YOU COMMIE BASTARD THE 2ND SCOOP AMENDMENT WILL NOT BE INFRINGED DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
Benjamin Bailey
...
Julian Hill
That guy has two scoops!
Get em fellas !
Connor Phillips
tf u think u know about may may?
Brody Long
...
Nathan Williams
oh fuck hhahaha
David Wright
The wall just got two scoops higher.
Ayden Smith
>YOU GON' GIVE ME JUS' ONE LIL' SCOOP?
Daniel Brooks
SCOOPS DETECTED. INITIATING DEFENSIVE NAPALM
David Martinez
Is that...
Xavier Murphy
These memes are becoming a scoop above the best.
Eli Gutierrez
Don't talk to me or my extra scoop ever again.
Jeremiah Cruz
...
Jonathan Clark
I HAVE THE SCOOPS AND I DONT KNOW WHO TO KILL FIRST
Jaxon Long
JUST GIVE ME IT BLOMALK
Aiden Butler
>NO, NO EXPLANATIONS
Joshua Butler
I laugh like a retard every time I see these colbert threads but then one of you retards starts posting rich piana and the smile is instantly wiped off my face
you are literally unfunny
Connor Turner
4 and a half scoops
1600 calories
COME ON!
Juan Wright
...
Liam White
I feel like this meme lost meaning very quickly.
Evan Rivera
DOOMPF TUUMKF
SKUUUP TOOOH
LUCIBEER BEEZEELBUBA!
Ryan Torres
DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD HAVE ALL THE SCOOPS AND NOT BE IMPEACHED??!?!?!???
Jace Ramirez
Not gonna lie, scooper here. This is fucking hilarious watching ice cream melt down. But in all seriousness you can't let the colors/flavors mix.
Brayden Phillips
C'MON user
Jackson Cox
does anyone have the original video?
Joseph Young
kek'd and checked
James Clark
TWO SCOOP FOR DINGLE DROOP
Daniel Thompson
DRIMPFLSCOOPS GONNA FREAK!!!
Julian Rodriguez
This guy is such a kike. He goes out every night and bashes a guy and after a year, when Trump finally speaks out against him, he smugly declares he's "won" by getting a rise out of him. Colbert is just another miserable shill for (((them)))
Thomas James
Soft serve is better anyway tbqhwyf
Luke Miller
ONLY WHEN TWWUMPFF STOPS TAKING TUU SCOOOPZZZ!
Ethan Rodriguez
Is this the new douchebag liberal meme?
Thomas Perez
GOOP
THE
SCOOP
NO MERCY, ONLY GOOP
Eli Jackson
...
Brayden Bennett
...
Sebastian Roberts
JRANULD FURUMPF GIV BAJK THA SKUUUPS KRUNDOLD RUMP DONT CLAP
Nolan Rodriguez
GOOP ALL OF THE SCOOPS
Ayden Ortiz
Quick Scoopdown
>Donschilds bow to Scoopanoffs
>In contact with Ben and Jerry's
>Possess psychic-like ice creams
>Control Baskin Robbins with an iron but fair fist
>Own dairies & cone factories globally
>Direct scoops of the ancient royal cream line
>Will bankroll the first ice cream van on Mars (Scoopangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of vanilla extract editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Scoopydoo babies not Dyyumpfdiddie babies
>both scoops said to have 222222+ calories, such calories on Earth has only existed deep in boogie2988 asshole & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two scoops which will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own scoopabot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Scoopabots inside you right now
>The Scoopanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of Scoop to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Scoopanoff show in Ed Sullivan theater?
>They learned fluent cattlespeak in under a week
>Nation states entrust their chocolate reserves with the scoops. There’s no gold in Ft. Droxmpf, only Ft. Scoopanoff
>The scoops are about 7 centuries old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big ben to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate taste yet. We hope they’re delicious scoops.
Austin Stewart
Why are Sup Forums memes so fucking retarded. Jesus christ.
Austin Garcia
this is the best meme since quick rundown
Isaiah Harris
WHAT NOW SILLY MAN?!
Ayden Green
At around the same time this meme exploded, images like pic related were being made because of link related. It seems ice-cream is the new direction for meme making.
youtube.com
Vanilla ice cream is portrayed as racist, and trying to "Convert" everyone.
Jordan Thompson
...
Jacob Robinson
FUCK THE SCOOPS
GOOP THEM ALL
Xavier Reed
>implying anyone gives a scoop
Christopher Evans
...
Jack Baker
THIS SCOOPSS THE REDIIDORR
Brody Evans
>It will help normalfags see how fucking retarded Colbert.
THEY KNOW
this is just dumb. It's exactly like Toddposting.
VIRAL MARKETING
Ryan Lopez
HE SCOOPED!
this is just dumb. He should have taken just one scoop.
TWO SKEWPS
Tyler Miller
...
Ian Roberts
Is there a meme more disattached from reality than this? What's even the point?
Evan Wright
No more scoops... No more.
Christopher Rogers
I just made this. I am proud. THE SCOOPS ARE MELTING DRUMWELD!
Luke Miller
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Daniel Wood
memes you faggot.
the more ridiculous or deviant the better.
do you not know how this works?
Matthew Hall
...
Matthew Morales
2 S C O O P S
F
A
R
Brayden Carter
...
Brody Carter
GOOP ALL THE SCOOPS
Robert Diaz
You worked hard user, I liked it
Jayden Morales
...
Benjamin Sanchez
>mfw went and got myself some ice cream as well
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>may may
cancerous faggot
Blake Harris
...
Nathan Smith
FUCKIN' SKOOB STEALER
Jaxson Sullivan
Mason Brooks
lol
Luis Murphy
...
Asher Adams
>*Raises Eyebrows*
>*Audience giggling*
>Drumpf...
>*Audience Howls and claps*
>2 Scoops???? I mean, really?
>*Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out*
>*Colbert gets on his desk and rips off his shirt*
>DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUNP
>*Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalizing the TV crew*
>TAAAAAAAAWWW SCUUUUUUPZZZZ???
>*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside*
>IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMP!!
>*Wings sprout from the audience members, they begin chanting in Latin*
>DAAAANAHLD
>*Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is now standing in his place*
>BLUMPF
>*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes, and cannibalizations sprout up*
>GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST
>*Trump, laughing hysterically, but crying profusely opens the nuclear football and demands that all nukes be set off*
>*DC iS wiped off the map*
>*Trump and Colbert literally BTFO*
Benjamin Moore
WELL, WELL, WELL, BLUMFLUMBULANT. YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF THIS TIME. YOU'VE MADE AN EVEN GREATER MOCKERY OF US. TWO, FOUR, EIGHT, SIXTEEN? I COULD SCARCELY TOLERATE ONE BEING IN YOUR POSSESSION, AND TWO WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO MAKE ME ANGRY. BUT YOU HAD TO GO FURTHER BEYOND, AND NOW, SO HAVE I.
Easton Johnson
*bzzt* DONALD *bzzt* TRUMP *bzzt* TWO *bzzt* SCOOPS *bzzt* CATASTROPHY *bzzt* DISASTER *bzzt* ARRMAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON *bzzt*
Gavin Foster
GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE SCOOPS DOLLFMLAND
Liam Lewis
FOO SCEWPS?
Juan Lopez
>yfw you realise this is just the Dahnald meme reworked
Christian Jenkins
>tfw you realise the Dahnald meme was the best meme of the election cycle
Nothing will replace the Cruz redemption arc.
Landon Martin
>it's really just an elaborate ice cream marketing ploy by the jews