/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - VOODOO EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Judge Jeanine 5/13/17
youtu.be/7CqE-QpG6Fw
>Pres Trump delivers Commencement Address @ Liberty U 5/13/17
youtu.be/Na7JLgPYEvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address 5/12/17
youtu.be/ErQakpa2L-U
>Pres Trump & Rocket Team 5/12/17
youtu.be/_Wkq1OjgyV0
>FLotUS hosts Military Mothers 5/12/17
youtu.be/NvMpEbhd5D0
>Attny Gen Sessions remarks @NYC 5/12/17
youtu.be/xB5enNccpPA
>SoS T-Rex @ Arctic Council Summit 5/12/17
youtu.be/H6apIyK-EJ8
>Pres Trump on NBC news 5/11/17
youtu.be/5Wvuw_Zmubg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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We have the best autists, don't we folks?

Droompa loompa
Drompfhly doo
I only got one scoop why'd you get two?
Droompa loompa
Dromphly dee dee
Release your damn tax returns you have until three.

I AM MOARPHEUS

Beat awoo

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>that Walmart dude is working FOR FREE

Holy fuck dude learn some self respect and the law.

Pic of base where you work at pls

Hi DOD contractor user

If ANTIFA is a domestic terrorist group, why isn't Trump declaring them one and stopping them with a single stroke of his Presidential pen?

Does everyone here hate breakroom or is it like one or two anons?

Also sorry, that wasn't the relevant thread. Here's a lot more info.
twitter.com/mikefarb1/status/862036257018232832

You're a whore to a kike

fuck off

>mothers day is officially over
>didn't call my mom
>haven't talked to her in five years

that fucking flag. you better be military.

MOARPHEUS HAS SPOKEN

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF Sup Forums

GOOP ALL THE SCOOPS

She lives on Twitter and constantly tweets/retweets reworkings of 90s rap lyrics, but Trump is the buffoon. Wow.

Real men call their mothers

I miss Morpheus

They need to build a Border Fence near the Bahamas, people are paying coyotes to move from Brazil to the United States of America through there.
>that made me remember a fucking Bad Religion song

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SCROOMPFY DRUMPFY STOLE THE SCOOPY

Everyone except 2 or 3 newfags who don't know that he refuses to help himself, or accept help from anyone else.

>125572358
I'm not to up to date with what gets you banned but from what i remember this kind of spam can get u banned right?

The gig is up Trumpanzees

She's coming for you nazis next

Rare
A
R
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/ptg/ is becoming a society complete with a parasitic underclass. A pity 8mm Mauser isn't transmissible over TCP/IP.

Nah, I actually don't mind his presence.

Kek, same here. Since 2012-2013, probably for the better anyways.

He needs to stop being a damn retard.

Reminder that RUSSIA, IRAN, and ASSAD are BASED!

Shitty Saudi Shills, kikes, and (((ZOG)))-supporters can go that way-----

Delete this that faggot isn't bad ass enough to be Garrosh.

It's just a shill
Breakroom has been here since the beginning
He almost out dates TrumpOP

Its just a couple autistic faggots. Most enjoy a guy who does what he has to do to be productive

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=DEbt02hLGb8
>Miss USA
>Another nigger
Oh you guys are going to lose again next year's Miss universe
Well at least she's a Trump supporter.

>In June 2014 the firm merged with rival security contracting firm, Academi, formerly Blackwater, thus forming the new company Constellis Group.
So how many dunecoons have you shot?

Saudi literally BTFO by based Houthis in Yemen!
reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/6asqhf/saudi_technical_is_hit_by_yemeni_guided_missile/
>inb4 plebbit

WE

You're still in that shithole? Good lord.

Hope you're making some nice paychecks from that.

real awoo hours.

I'm gone for 3 hours and everyone is posting about Lawrence Fishburn. Somebody clue me in please.

Whuz

His complacency used to make me sad but I stopped caring after a while.
People like him in the workforce are necessary.

PRESIDENT

Liars and newfags.

Moarpheus #Moarpheus reporting in.

Has the imposter finally left?

Some guy named Laurence burned his fish fillet.

We need a trump
Sheeeeeeeit

200k for 6 months work. haven't been back since trump got elected
a few

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This joke wasn't even funny in 2003 when I first heard it.

WE WUZ QUEENZ AN SHIET.

It's some autistic loser from ironmarch.org posting stale narratives like "hey guys did you know Trump is a zionist puppet :DDD" and making 35+ posts per thread. Filter and ignore.

I wanna fuck Laura Ingram's face.

Thank you and will do.

>everyone I disagree with is either a liar or a shill

>200k for 6 months work.

Wew lad.

He doesn't need to namefag.
Do you understand that most of us were here before the campaign even began, yet don't fucking namefag? If you want to attention whore, go to /soc/ you fucking retards.

In this case yes.

It would be pretty autistic to get upset over some tripfag who just post out of a Wal Mart breakroom for some company

Are you under the impression that shitposting is meant to be quality?

tfw trap in hs and gym is the best class becuz i like going to the boys locker and having fun with boys(kissing, getting groped, comparing dick sizes, "wrestling" with other boys with our dicks, etc)

not going to the girls locker despite being allowed to was the best idea ever


so how was ur day Sup Forums?

T H I C C

Daily reminder Trump didn't initiate the first Holocaust on day of his presidency, and thus has betrayed us. Join me and be a shill for hill fellow based white nationalists!

kek

Attack of the namefags and tripfags, I warned you fucks. Chase them off at every opportunity and starve+ignore persistent ones.

>not an answer
stop mocking. are you paid? answering my riddle benefits you and me both, so get to it. or ask for the solution.

In b4 next FBI director is confirmed with 50 votes + pence

I'm not even remotely close with any of my family. Maybe if she wanted phone calls she should have been more present in my life.

>outing himself as a stupid fucked up shill

Is usually more entertaining than that.

I don't mind him. It passes the time during slow hours. Usually, one or two people spurge out about him, but they refuse to just filter his trip. Most either don't mind or don't care either way. I usually go to bed around 1 A.M, so I only see him for about an hour or so.

fuck off shill

SHIIIEET

MOARPHEUS HAS SPOKEN

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF Sup Forums

Putting smelly old tired puns in peoples faces entertains me, and that's good enough.

I've been here since 2011 when Sup Forums was made after /new/. Shitposted through every happening.

>tfw remembering the threads about Craft International at the Boston bombing (plus the framing), the uncornered Dorner, the Sandy Hook threads, and the ZimZam trial

You attack me because I attack the narrative you were fed. Let me ask this:

how many of you were Trump fans before he ran for Office?

O.o....

Post boi pucci plz.

>tfw you work at Walmart and you're currently in the highest hourly position available well on your way to salary and you barely even had to try
>tfw it only took 2 years

Was supposed to be a part time job until I got a real one. Ended up staying cause it's easy as fuck.

Breakroom is by far the most pathetic person I've ever encountered, even if online. Take this into consideration: he's in the same pay bracket as a "courtesy associate" (we hire the mentally ill and high school students). They're basically cart pushers.

This man gets paid the same amount as a literal retard with the same amount of years worked.

True enough, but he doesn't do it when he's not working, though, so I don't mind overall.

Me thinketh thou doth protesteth too much

New here kiddo?
Go back to the_donald, cuck.
Everyone who has a different viewpoint isn't a shill, moron.

This isn't your hugbox. Kys.

>Muh based communist sandnigger.

Anyways, posted this in the old thread by mistake. Prediction of the slow burn of the trump investigation. If true, will be entertaining at least.

twitter.com/Broadsword_Six/status/863969704309776384

MOARPHEUS HAS SPOKEN

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF Sup Forums

Blah blah blah my sad pathetic life

Blah blah blah check out the creepy pictures I've taken of my coworkers without their knowledge or consent.

Blah blah blah I'm claiming I have a girlfriend even though she's probably a hideous beast and I'm a faggot in denial

Blah blah blah Walmart blah

Blah blah blah I'm using Sup Forums as my dual personal therapy session/blogging service.

Blah blah blah I'm going to complain about my life that has obvious ways to fix self-made, ridiculous problems, but I'm going to incessantly, wrongly blame the corporation for which I work for my problems rather than blaming my own stupidity for being a punk bitch and allowing the world to chew me up and spit me out.

Rather than taking charge of my own life, accepting accountability, respecting myself, and having personal ambitions and convictions, I'm going to keep whining to strangers and occasionally pepper my sentences with "Jews" or "niggers" in a desperate need to try to be edgy and to gain favor with Sup Forums users, even though I don't personally harbor any particular animosity for Jews or blacks. I'm talking the talk and walking the walk, so I can fit in.

Now, let's have circuitous, neverending, circular, pointless discussions where anons give me good advice, yet I ignorantly refuse to accept it: the equivalence of talkit to a wall. So why do I go to Sup Forums? I have no idea. I should probably stop being a fucking parasitic emotional and energy-sucking leech, but that's clearly not going to happen.

Anyway...how y'all doin?

No answer? Interesting..

Assad is asking for another 59 missiles

YOU CAN'T SPELL IMPEECHMENT WITHOUT PEE

He's losing it.

MOARPHEUS HAS SPOKEN

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF Sup Forums

I know somebody (who now I really dislike) that has worked there for about a year and has got a promotion. How has breakroom not going a promotion after however many years he's been there?

Realistically - is there anything Trump could do that /ptg/ wouldn't rush to rationalize or defend?

>it's a "shills send the JV squad to weekend /ptg/" episode

Preaching to the choir m8, I hate the maggot

>no answer
you are a serpent beneath my heel and the lurkers can tell ;)

Is machining a good trade to get into? It seems interesting and would go well with my main hobby of firearms.

I AM THE SPOKESPERSON FOR MOARPHEUS

ASK ME ANYTHING

My sister.