>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>Threadly reminder that NOBODY IS GOING HOME. last call for homocide, time to stack that wagon
Landon Torres
I have to say it guys Generals are cancer
Jace Cooper
cool
Xavier Edwards
male black is the cancer robert is the cure
Tyler Reed
>tfw imagining one super cop with a huge moustache and aviators fighting an ultra-nog in a super sayien-esque battle above the skies of chicago
Kevin Fisher
>not robert is the answer
Tyler Howard
>one super cop with a huge moustache and aviators hell yes!
Oh, I'm stealing this.
Samuel Allen
Triple Canopy is a proud official sponsor of /cpd/
Logan Williams
...
Dominic Martinez
Is good a condition?
Bentley Long
godspeed robert
Cooper Hall
Very soon, possibly. The latin gangs are already feeling the squeeze from the black gangs and law enforcement just dismantled a huge net in Detroit. Lots of money, lots of product, lots of personnel. Trump's admin having a chilling effect on border hopping is probably not helping either.
Camden Taylor
maybe? at least its not stable.
Robert Perry
...
Elijah James
>Caller reports the sounds of drilling in the rear Oh my.
Jackson Myers
They fucked over my home state (NC) big time. MS-13 has people out the ass slinging product due to cartel connections. Trump is a good stop-gap measure, but that cartel war in Mexico is making its way here sooner or later, like it or not.
Dylan Nelson
>is making its way here sooner or later, like it or not. Oh, I'm well aware. I live in TX. Nothing for it but to wait and watch, and never leave home without a carry.
Chase Perez
R.I.P. some girls anal virginity ffs as i type this the dispatcher is talking about some woman on the floor screaming
Jeremiah Rogers
just having some fun
Brandon Lewis
>They fucked over my home state (NC) big time. MS-13 has people out the ass slinging product due to cartel connections. Trump is a good stop-gap measure, but that cartel war in Mexico is making its way here sooner or later, like it or not.
this
you've got these guys pulling shit so gruesome, ISIS gets caught trying to appropriate their memes
this is the foreign threat we really need to be worried about
Luke Lewis
Very nice. By all means, keep going.
Angel King
There honestly isn't a difference, their god is just Santa Meurte and money. ISIS is oil and Allah.
James Rivera
...
Colton Bell
>caller says her children have been missing since January 28th I remember that one. If I remember correctly she said she waited so long because she didn't have any money to make a report or some shit
Christian Rodriguez
male black walking eastbound looking in cars
Owen Powell
Maybe that's what it'll take for the unmotivated centrists to wake up to the danger. If MS-13 stats lobbing RPG-7s around mayberry, it's no longer somebody else's problem. I don't want to see it. Fuck just typing that makes my skin crawl, but god damn people can be fucking insulated.
Isaac Rodriguez
I love how that black cop in the back just wants to beat the fucker to death.
Parker Williams
Doggo lives matter
Parker Young
Weirdest shit from the scanner from the last few years of these scanner threads > forced motor oil drinking > nigger in a ghillie suit chasing trains > nigger in a sewer drain grabbing people > someone robbing an excavator from a construction site > a spic legally concealed carrying
Nicholas Bailey
that's the one, lol. Fucking ghetto trash.
Speaking of...
I won't cry for one more childless mammy, for one more "urban youth" who gets put in the dirt.
Andrew Rodriguez
Im disappointed in the lack of effort among the drag racers 2bh. But Chicago is plenty brutal enough on average anyway. You Roberts have a comfy and safe rest of the night
Connor Anderson
Goodnight, Robert.
Blake Young
>They only have thermal cameras
helicocksucker??
sounds like manhunt with the bird out??
what did I miss grabbing food
Jacob Ross
I'm not sure what AirRobert is on currently. But fuck is it cool that there's a cop chopper stalking some hooligan through the urban jungle with eyes that see only heat.
Gabriel Roberts
Getting assulted INSIDE a car. That sucks.
Alexander Thomas
> stalking some hooligan through the urban jungle with eyes that see only heat.
Ryder Taylor
Its been a while since one of these led to a forceable ejection from the vehicle.
Colton Rivera
Right?? But with fucking wings.
Adam Wilson
DOPE
everbody loves Robert
Owen Smith
> tyrone trying real hard not to slap his bitch
William Miller
perfect reference, predator 2's LA is basically foretelling modern shitcongo illinizois
Leo Jackson
Its the face. Robert's face portrays existential fatigue better than anyone else I've seen. Well, Maybe Pete Steele from Type O, but that fucker was IRL miserable.
Jace Carter
background re-balanced and residual color removed
Elijah Brooks
good evening roberts, anything exciting yet tonight? What has male black been up too?
Aiden Lewis
nioce robert...
Eli Thomas
>Laquisha Miller /3120781871/
Andrew Evans
-4 blacks with ak-47's started shooting at a group of 20+ in a drive by -2 police officers were critically wounded -Building where groop of blacks were shot was later set entirely on fire -arrested a drunk 5 year old
Evan Murphy
holy fugg. RNH on sudays are fucking crazy.
Matthew Hernandez
car fire, domestics all night, shots fired, all night, General coonery, OD puking blood, BLIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT
Matthew Price
>Its the face. Robert's face portrays existential fatigue better than anyone else I've seen. Well, Maybe Pete Steele from Type O, but that fucker was IRL miserable.
I liked him in Fargo last year
was anyone else getting that feedback or is it just my connection, computer whatever
I was also getting was weird color shit going on with my screen, fuck I'm all tripping since someone said "I know who you are" earlier
Logan Torres
podesta creeped around his old stomping grounds and much innocence was stolen
Dylan Green
>the niggers have AK-47s now why hasn't the national guard been called in?
Joshua Mitchell
>I was also getting was weird color shit going on with my screen, fuck I'm all tripping since someone said "I know who you are" earlier
You did, remember? I was right there.
Gabriel Long
>podesta creeped around his old stomping grounds and much innocence was stolen
Joseph Russell
Come with me, if you want to live nigga.
Bentley Collins
>You did, remember? I was right there.
fuck now the Canadians are monitoring me too
time to change my name to Kenneth Lamar Noid
Jayden Myers
>ROBBERY IN PROGRESS >CALLER CAN HEAR FEMALE BEGGING A MALE >WHO IS YELLING FOR HER TO GET HER MONEY
Brayden Clark
Wrong movie, The Terminator was evil in that one
Luis Long
The cure, pic related.
Samuel Perry
Robbery in progress "Please Please" "give me the money"
Julian White
>The cure, pic related. cobra and og terminator, both rocking the antique laser sight
Daniel Stewart
Bitch beta have muh money.
Blake Garcia
Hells yeah!
Luke Sanchez
best cure picture
Nolan Gray
Stallone is a Jew.
Brody Garcia
fuck i still need to go troll /k/ with my /tijuanacarrytales/ that was a brilliant idea OP
As /k/ommando, nothing brings me as much joy as seeing /k/ trolled. remember to take screen caps!
Lucas Wilson
You sure bout that?
Evan Butler
Cobraposting because fuck yeah.
Asher Davis
>As /k/ommando, nothing brings me as much joy as seeing /k/ trolled. remember to take screen caps!
I'm wondering the best way to go about it, just randomly drop "so this one time" and proceed to lay it on them, or do I ham it up and ask their opinion?
Isaac Brooks
is he holding a fucking jatimatic?
Landon Hernandez
Nice night for a walk huh?
Grayson Price
i never knew that just jewgled it and your right oh well still was a cool movie in its day
Adam Lopez
>is he holding a fucking jatimatic? damn you're slick, sounds like /k/ came to us instead
Andrew Johnson
Blocks your path, what do?
Carter Anderson
what gave it away?
Isaac Turner
greentext THIS NEVER HAPPENED threads happen all the time. If you catch one moving, just throw it down.
>
>
>Or, if you want to be devilish, you can start a thread asking what the big fucking deal is about cock carry and why slash kay slash is so booty bothered by it. The (You)s will pour like rain.
Jace Reyes
male black, assaults his mother on fucking mothers day!!!!!!
Cooper Wilson
>Caller requests police >Then hung up >No call back, no address, nothing further You deserve to get blacked, user.
Landon Kelly
Get in the car nigger!
Christian Baker
>Get in the car nigger!
Elijah Carter
OP is off for the night, lads. May your night continue to be comfy.
Matthew Wood
> WE GOT ONE RUNNING
David Lopez
WE GOT A RUNNER
Oliver Thompson
>OP is off for the night, lads. May your night continue to be comfy. night night, don't worry, we'll run down your robbery offender while you keep it extra /comfy/ in dreamland
Evan Moore
we got a runner
Owen Stewart
slow down squad
Cameron Butler
Most satisfying last call of the night. Niice. Time for comfy sleeps, knowing that All is well, and Male Black is in custody. Night, all!
Carson Murphy
Rawdog Robert
Jonathan Thompson
Alonzo Mosley...FBI
Jonathan Williams
Somebody get a wire on this man.
Isaiah Evans
>Alonzo Mosley...FBI That was cold, Robert
William Butler
gawdamn night of a million mentals...
Kayden Nguyen
First name
David Ida Nora David Union
Last name
Nora Union Frank Frank Ida Nora
Male Black, age 38, wearing black pants white shirt black hooded sweater black hat dreadlocks, robbery offender
