Brit/pol/ Hung tories edition

>Tories set out their stall on workers' rights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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Start buying guns.

Good morning chaps, how are we today?

RULE BRITANNIA

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>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

At the start she says Corbyn supporting the IRA is rubbish. At the very least he sympathised.

>The editorial board of a hard-Left magazine, of which Mr Corbyn was a member, wrote an article praising the Brighton bombing. In its article on the IRA attack, which almost wiped out Margaret Thatcher’s Cabinet, the editorial board of London Labour Briefing said the atrocity showed that “the British only sit up and take notice [of Ireland] when they are bombed into it.”
>The same edition of Briefing, for December 1984, carried a reader’s letter praising the “audacity” of the IRA attack and stating: “What do you call four dead Tories? A start.”
>It mocked Norman, now Lord, Tebbit, the trade secretary who was dug out of the rubble of the Grand Hotel, saying: “Try riding your bike now, Norman.”

don't i have to join a gun club to do that?

Pretty much, unless you or someone you know owns acres of land on which you can say you're going to be shooting.

I thought the 'dindu nuffin' thing was a meme. Fucking hell.

Not if you buy a shotgun or can get written permission to shoot on land.

LAND OF HOPE AND TORIES

>55% tories
No

First for poor CAGE

>Ashfield
>Tory

Not happening

Why do you want the Tories? They aren't right wing, they are globalists. They want to use brexit to turn the UK into a police state.

>don't do anything to anyone brown or it's wayciss
Kill me

Brum looks like it could be a SEAsian country in this photo

Prepare your salt storage vats.

better than a literal socialist

It's happening. Deal with it

zoom in and it looks likes india

Today, Corbyn announced that an actual communist will take over his election campaign.

The guy was a member of the Communist Party until a few months ago.

Seriously, have a look.

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Are any of you lads betting on seat numbers?

Unlikely but not impossible

All of those UKIP votes are going right back to Labour

No, it's not - you know his policies make sense. It's strange how you think he's worse than a police state run by globalists, but that's okay.

The lib dems have fucked it up by being so pro-remain I think. They're more likely to lose seats overall than gain seats at this rate.

>rabbini
>rabbi

makes me think

>He's also Brown
So were the guys who did 9/11, 7/7, the Westminster attack, the Sweden attack, the Germany attacks etc etc.
I know why ragheads are upset, they feel they're being treated as a terrorist even if they aren't, but come the fuck on. Are we just supposed to stop vetting all non-whites?

What makes you say that? In a lot of areas those votes have gone back to Tories.

>UKIP getting 9%

It'll be 4% tops.

>policies make sense

literally money pot man

As bad as that may sound, he's not running for PM. No one said he's perfect, but he's better than the Tories.

True, I do feel electoral calculus is overpredicting the UKIP vote. It just remains to be seem how many of these go to the tories, whether any amount go to Labour, or whether they just don't vote.

> Corbyn better than the Tories

u wot m8

>Bristol
>Voting Tory

Not in a million years m8

Labour's policies do not make sense at all, free University alone which would include humanities courses at 3rd rate polys are enough for me to never consider voting for them.

Fortunately their backwards 70s ideas will be soundly rejected by the voters.

The votes came from Labour in the first place, first to the Lib Dems in 10 then UKIP in 15, the number of people voting Tory has been consistent. People here will vote for a rat if you put a red ribbon on it.

I can't see many people not voting UKIP if they voted UKIP in the past just because they are not doing so well in the polls. There will be a minority who will continue to vote UKIP but I'm sure 75% + will vote Tory since as how Brexit is the most important issue this election according to all polls.

What site?

>literally has no idea what he's talking about the post

>Exeter & Bristol
>Tory

University cities. Ain't happening.

They're already laying the ground for a lib dem blairite merger

www.principalfish.co.uk

(no, I don't know why)

Labour's massive worry is that Labour to UKIP voters are now going Tory because the stigma of not voting for Labour has broken.

>All of those UKIP votes are going right back to Labour

KEK . no fucking way m8 , do you know how UKIP voters think of labour ?

All the students will be at home on June 8th - exams are finished almost everywhere by then.

>tfw you lived just in time to see Labour fucking die

> Clive lewis
Will lose his seat to the Tories. Guaranteed.

> Paul Mason

A communist

> Vince Cable

Won't win his seat back

> Sian Berry
> Jon Bartley
> Claire Sandberg

Who?

Bristol East and South could very well go tory. West won't, it's where the uni is and the Greens got over 20% last time.
Exeter has no UKIP candidate this time, which helps the tories.

A lot of students who do bother voting register where their vote can make a difference, my socialist teacher brother always used to register wherever Sheffield university is because we live in a very safe Tory seat.

UKIP got less than they polled in 2015 too , so i agree they will get less than 4% , thats even if they can field candidates

Corbyn is better than the tories

Why?

better at being unelectable

It's obviously doomed but looks like a perfect set up for some horrific merger of the left wing parties.

Oh, I hope they go ahead with it.

It'll mean Labour will get ~15%, some new party will get 15%, and thanks to FPTP they'll get a few dozen seats between them while the Tories win 500 seats.

How so?

Could be another election coming in Austria
Currently the FPO (Hofer's supposed far-right party) and the OVP (cuckservative party currently led by quite a rightwing cuckservative) are polling high so it could end well.

They've just gotta vote in parliament on whether to have a snap election or not first.

someone forgot to check this for diversity
theres like one slightly brown person obscured by text in bottom right

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Someone please redpill me on Moggy. I've heard about him and seen him referenced a lot here but never understood why he's so popular. Could someone link videos with him or something?

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How is it possible that someone so genuinely thick managed to become the leader of the opposition?

Hes unironically a Catholic but hes based as fuck. Hes a proper upper class tory but still manages to connect with everyday people because he actually knows what hes talking about. Hes an expert in constitutional and parliamentary matters and legislation stuff. Hes also a massive meme god who has acknowledged hes so memeable.

Because people actually like him

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Christ man these are the people that are supposed to be protecting us.

How many seats will the Tories get?

This article is great
>Corbyn’s supporters do not want to convert the heathen or ally with heretics. Their standard reply to their critics of ‘you’re a Tory’ makes no sense politically because it encourages doubters to go over to the Conservative party. As theology, it makes perfect sense, however. You cannot be a grudging ally of Corbyn’s Labour party just as you cannot accept a part of the way and the truth and the light. You must believe the whole creed or you are a Tory. Or worse than a Tory. Tories at least are honest in their wickedness. ‘Neo-liberals’ and ‘Blairites,’ by which they mean anyone does not agree with them, are more diabolical because they fool the masses by posing as an alternative to the Conservatives.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1ZFPIoSJsuc&t=338s

youtube.com/watch?v=eoTSo1uB22c

>Black lives mattah
>He dindu nuffin
>Harley she-ut!
Did Sup Forums script this?

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

420

That's a terrible article, who the fuck cares what she says?

Corbyn supporters have absolutely zero self awareness

But his A-levels.

Not the point, the point is about the self-righteousness of the momentum people

>attempting to restrain a black in a black area on your own

Rookie

Is George "70 year old uni student" Galloway standing for election?

>Jeremy, the means of production.
>Wha- Now?
>Yes Jeremy. Sieze them.

Manchester Gorton I think

lost deposit beckons

We need to end democracy

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/why-dont-you-f-back-10417461

>'Why don’t you f*** off back to Scotland': Tory MP blasts schoolgirl wanting Scottish independence

>James Heappey, 36, fighting to stay MP for Wells, Somerset, has apologised, insisting he was joking

>When one Scots girl said she’d back independence, he lashed out.

>The girl is understood to have been so upset, she went home and complained to her Scottish National Party-supporting father.

>He contacted education chiefs and has received a written apology.

>Tessa Munt, the Lib Dem standing opposite Mr Heappey in Wells, said: “School is meant to be a safe place.

>Implying George won't rejoin Labour after winning in a landslide and become Jezza's biggest supporter in his third leadership contest

The lib dems won't get wells back, no UKIP candidate.

Of course. But even the tories might lose their deposit in a shithole like Gorton

A very likely story

Will the Lib Dems do worse than last election?

I think I might vote for Corbyn lads

Increased voteshare but it'll be spread out and they'll either lose a seat or two overall or gain a couple.

Good Bait

أعتقد أنني قد صوت ل كوربين لادس

He's right though.

youtube.com/watch?v=T7G_mDP5DKw

Based, my MP telling some scotslag whats what

SOMERSET
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He's just a good, honest and decent proper British gentleman who is happens to be endearingly posh.

>who is happens
fuck my life

Shotguns are easy to get licences for as long as you have no serious criminal record. A firearms certificate is slightly more difficult, but with a good enough reason (hunting, collecting, or sport) you can get pretty much whatever you want. I am currently waiting on my shotgun certificate to be approved, I want to get a firearms certificate to buy a 303. lee speed and a 375. Double rifle but I don't know if I need to own a crappy 22. Plinker first, do any of you chaps know?

>pic

Cracking album

Don't just look at the numbers here, Tessa is very popular personally in Wells, I've met her a few times, she goes to the same Tesco as my mum. It's anecdotal but if the Lib Dems are going to win any seat I predict it to be this one.

>turn on sky news
>IS THE ELECTION SAFE FROM RUSSIAN HACKING???