>be American
>age of consent is different than that of Europe
>be me two yeas ago
>degenerate addicted to alcohol and painkillers
>unknowingly have consensual sex with teenager
>blacked out for most of it
>now facing up to a maximum of 5 years in prison and 1 year in jail
>trial is a week away
Did I make an honest mistake or do I deserve it, Sup Forums? I'm not attracted to teenagers like the rest of you
>Not being a legend
At least you get to take bigger shits when you get out.
>degenerate addicted to alcohol and painkillers
>do I deserve it
Yes, uncouth behaviour will not be tolerated
I don't get you guys
Here age of consent is 14 but nobody fucks them based on the principle that girls that age are cancer
You are not a pedophile OP, blame your puritans laws
I'm a Christian now. This was over two years ago. I'm seriously considering going NBK if shit hits the fan.
>blacked out for most of it
Sounds like you were raped.
Lewd.
The only option for you is to an hero by cop, and take as many spics/nigs with you as you can.
how old was she?
Nah we made out and took it further but I blacked out and was on bottom. I can barely remember anything.
Try to claim you were raped because you weren't concious of what you were doing.
If it doesn't work, act even more victimized and claim sexisn
I fuck 14-16 year olds on the regular.
You're supposed to get THEM blackout drunk, step your game up
>implying I have a penis
Bruh we both blacked out
In America even if a minor rapes you, you're still the one at fault because you had sexual relations with a minor
Well if you're a male you're at fault, if OP was a women he could get away with this easy
So there is hope for me?
If you're a woman yes, if you're a guy then you're fucked
>get raped by loli
>go to jail
such is life in ameristan
Alright, then I should be good. I have no priors or anything. I've never done anything with a teenager before or after the incident. I don't see why they would logically Locke me up and throw away the key.
Loli is love
Loli is life.
Also you deserve jail OP
Run to mexico
If we send americas worst to Mexico then they'll pay for the wall
Post tits
U r an nigger
Are Jews great or what?
Were you of the age of medical consent before they cut your foreskin off?
tits or gtfo
Prove you're actually Finnish and not some mongoloid
My intended idea if I end up being found guilty
All you need to say is "I was pressured into the sex" and you'll get off with a slap on the wrist
I don't care that much about some roastie's tits
Also, Finns are mongoloids, proud progeny of the great Genghis Khan reporting in
Doing drugs and fucking underage girls is nigger shit tbqh bruh.
Hope you enjoy your non consensual sex in prison, faggit.
If you're seriously considering going NBK, you're not really a Christian.
You have two options: face the music or flee the country.