Brit/pol/ Progressive alliance edition

>Tories set out their stall on workers' rights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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All you Tory newfags who came here from /r/the_donald a few months ago get the fuck out of my thread

Brady is having one last wet dream. Jim will fix that for sure.

Topkek.
Young cunts not registering to vote

>Universities can also no longer automatically register students.
Excellent

>Many of the areas that have seen the biggest drop have large black and minority ethnic communities, such as the Bethnal Green and Bow constituency.
Excellent

>We should be trying to emulate the Nordic model
Relative populations, different industrial landscapes, different economic situations, etc.

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JO CUNTBURN IS ON RIGHT NOW

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

>Hunt jealous of hackers who were able to cripple NHS in just 20 minutes
thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/hunt-jealous-of-hackers-who-were-able-to-cripple-nhs-in-just-20-minutes-20170515127655

>Most foxes won’t vote Labour because Jeremy Corbyn ‘just not credible as a leader’
newsthump.com/2017/05/10/most-foxes-wont-vote-labour-because-jeremy-corbyn-just-not-credible-as-a-leader/

>Man about to be shafted by Tories somehow worried about Marxism
thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/man-about-to-be-shafted-by-tories-somehow-worried-about-marxism-20170508127225

PROGRESSIVE FUTURE

Bartleby pls

Please watch the short video and particularly the closing interviewees answer.
Are all Conservatives this dumb?
>m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=149&v=vjWLZpCKK6o

>Vince Cable

That guy's a nonce.

I can find the same shit for any party. How many millions vote labour just because
>me mam and da did

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>Frances O'Grady
Oh christ

Crush the unions Mummy.

What would you call those who are voting for parties which make 'Grave' disability rights violations under UK reforms, changes to benefits which disproportionately affect disabled people, failing to realise the specific medial needs in relation to living arrangements and last but not least sanctioning disabled claimants disproportionately?

You don't have to take my word for it, you can just read the report produced by the United Nations Committee on the Rights of Disabled Persons which discusses all the above human rights violations against disabled people that the Tories are responsible for. If you're supporting a government which does this, then you're scum.

Fixed that for ya.

Who got the worst overall exam results?
1.Bevan
2.Corbyn
3.Churchill
>The answer might suprise you.

Stop shitposting on /his/ you cunt.

Good. Fucking cripples, cripple our economy and do fuck all for society.

>Kwasi Kwarteng

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE, TORYBOYS

>you're scum.
fuck off you autistic wheelchair retard.

Not an argument.

My granddad caught polio while in the army which permanently disabled him and he managed to work in a typewriter's shop.

Forcing them off benefits is one of the best inadvertent policies the Tories have ever done. Having a bad back or MS is not an excuse to not work. A lot of work can be done from home now.

i somewhat agree even as a mental cripple.

the UN kills and rapes more disabled children than the tories.

>then you're scum.
I accept the mantle of scumhood

Yes it is.

Never posted on /his/ in my life.

What's with all the reddit pasta recently?

Churchill

There is no argument.

it's much easier than pretending to be a retarded leftie to just go straight to the source

>let's waste all your money on my mongy dysgenic agenda
Get bent

We are all mental retards. We spend time on Sup Forums. At some point that will become a question the doctor asks you when they are checking your mental state.
The person is only shit posting anyway. Not like they care what we say.

Good. When I'm prime minister I'll remove every wheelchair ramp and put stairs everywhere so cripples have to stay outside.

Cheers lad

>tfw don't live on the southwest coast

After watching Victoria Derbyshire last week where they claimed 13.4 million people were disabled and 7 million of them couldn't work I don't believe this one bit. Sanctioning someone with a "bad back" is not attacking disabled people's rights. The people claiming to be disabled when they are not are the ones damading disabled people's rights.

Better to have lots of ramps and give everyone electric wheelchairs. Plus remember that cripples must not park in non-cripple parking spaces.

No. It isn't.

Punishing welfare systems do not work.

The strongest economies have a really strong welfare system behind them to stop the job sector fucking employees over because they can easily leave and find new work. See any Nordic country. Emulating America will make the UK even worse than it currently is.

>A lot of work can be done from home now.
Drinking tins of Stella on waking up is not a legitimate form of work.

Do you also serve pizza?

Everyone`s "disabled" nowadays. If they haven`t come up with your disability yet - they`ll just make one up!

Top quiz.

I'd kill myself within a week because of their disgusting accents.

We have a much larger population than all the Nordic countries combined, compare us to similar countries such as France and Germany if you are going to at all.

We already have a really strong welfare system.

ESA, PIP, carers allowance, housing benefit and so on and so on.

I think ramps are fine. There are disabled people who can work and those who can't. Then there are claims like that 13 million people are disabled. This is clearly nonsense.

>wanting the country to be ran by old people who think banning encryption is possible and who need more immigrant blood for dem pensions

Wew lad - bit sweeping

>inb4 veterans left disabled from a conflict.

>w e w

twitter.com/PickardJE/status/864003049123180545

Oh christ it's the same mong who spams the same 5 images and reddit pastas every day.

1. United States
2. China
3 .Japan
Top 3 strongest economies in the world. Guess what the cripples get fuck all.

Fuck off you Marxist retard

Welfare should be given out any the most personal level possible, which is private charity. At only this point you stop welfare scavengers.

It doesn't matter how many times you say "muh nordic", because we all know what situation Sweden is in you fucking dope

>The strongest economies have a really strong welfare system behind them to stop the job sector fucking employees over because they can easily leave and find new work.

> to stop the job sector fucking employees over because they can easily leave and find new work.

elaborate

Even charities like foodbanks are getting abused

>source: TUC
>Trade Union Congress

Come the fuck on user.

America's economic power disproves your entire theory anyway. It has a tiny welfare system.

Thanks to the Viacom owned Channel 5, we get back-to-back Benefit documentaries spewing more propaganda.

>Scroungers.

You make a good point in raising this lad.

And ?

Who's this northern twat on DP?

So it's very hard to deal with greed

>NHS privatisation
NHS needs reform. Maybe privatisation would be the best solution. We won't know if we're not allowed to have an email debate. Sick of the NHS sacred cow.
>Underfunded schools.
Prove that pumping more money into failing schools actually improves education.
>Nurses paying for their training
Privatised nurses make much more money. They could afford it if the NHS didn't pay a pittance.
>Austerity
Government shouldn't be spending more of my money on useless shit when they're so much in debt.
>Fewer police
More police doing the wrong things doesn't mean a safer country.
>Degradation of armed forces
As of Corbyn wants anything less than to annihilate the armed forces and remove our capacity to protect ourselves.
>Tax avoidance
Perfectly legal. Arguably morally justifiable when you see the government blowing public money on things you deem wasteful.
>Not being able to retire and live off pension
Should've spent your money wisely, saved for retirement, trained yourself to get more promotions or chosen a field that's more lucrative.

>Economic power is preferable to an amiable society

Oh boy...

This could so easily turn into:

youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

how can you be a communist and yet accept thousands of pounds for winning Wimbledon?

>Spending on schools has risen in real terms under Tories
>Spending on the NHS has stayed the same in the last five years

>Japan
>Strong economy

All the anime in the world couldn't solve your debt crisis.

How dare you criticise dialectical cameronism

Labour not answering questions on DP at all.

And water is wet.

Who /Jo Coburn/ here?

This is just an argument for more privatization

I think the average person would prefer to have the opportunity to work than an "amiable society" in which they subsist off taxpayers' money.

>anyone answering questions ever

youtube.com/watch?v=pyqnu6ywhR4

Come on go look it up for yourself. Japan is not in real debt at all. It give money to poorer countries at an interest rate well above its own. The government profits big time from that. You need to go study more.

Funny thing is it's the Brexiteers who make this argument after making the "muh soverunty over economic benefits" argument for 6 months.

Communism and Socialism are a byproduct of child abuse and/or low intelligence; there is no objective logic, just subjective, in the moment reactions.

I have been here for 6 fucking years and started to visit brit/pol/ 2 years ago. Socialism is stupid and you need the rope. Sargon is a faggot by the way, and he has retarded views when it comes to economics.

>plowing millions of pounds of taxpayer money into supporting overweight middle aged bleach-blonde HR women who fancy six months off work with 'stress and depression' and further millions into maintaining a bureaucratic system to administer said millions is necessary for an 'amiable society'
Explain your reasoning

Morning lads.

It's raining outside and I have to ride my bike 20 minutes to my Nana's house. Could get a taxi but I'm not that lazy.

Whereabouts do you live, whiteu piggu?

There's a difference between taking a short term hit and re-structuring your entire economy based on an ideology that has failed and failed again.

>b-but muh Nordics

They have a shit tonne of fucking oil. Democratic socialism only works in resource economies where they can rely on their energy stocks to shore up their social spending.

good kid

I think we have a racist here lads

>Top 3 strongest economies in the world. Guess what the cripples get fuck all.

Just curious lad, how would you propose a civilised and advanced society should support disabled people?

Fuckin' crips, beat 'em with sticks!

Just went for a short 10 mile bike ride yesterday to start getting myself into shape and fuck me my ass hurts today like I've been raped by a big black man

And this is why I'm voting ukip

euthanasia

Give them a grant to make their home disabled friendly if they're physically disabled. Otherwise nothing unless they've served in the British military.

>tfw no trenchcoat qt gf

Corbyn

Disabled people should be primarily cared for by family members.

This is often impossible in the West because couples don't have children, and couples often have to work exceedingly longer hours for reducing pay.

The welfare state and immigration is just trying to fix the decades of mistakes. We don't have enough money to cover needed welfare, yet we need more migrants in to fix a declining population.

All disabled people under 45 should not get housing benefit and should be made to live with their parents if they are alive.

>we need more migrants in to fix a declining population
You don't actually buy this argument do you user, it's self defeating even from the outset

we need more jobs first

Looks like an Oblivion vampire.

Each one of us are one stroke (CVA) away from becoming disabled desu

Buttocks smooth

youtube.com/watch?v=_DuCJeaU7oI

The first 35 seconds of this video really makes me think...