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Julian Russell
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Chase Edwards
Pride goeth before a gnaw.
Hudson Perry
kek
Jonathan Gray
Holy kek
Mason James
Crocodeal with it.
Ian Hernandez
Is the croc ok?
Ryan Adams
But did he walk on water before getting eaten?
Aiden Moore
When will Christcucks learn?
Carson Bennett
Best post ive read all year. Thank you comrade!
Brody Scott
God doesn't like black people.
Cameron Edwards
He's one with god now.
Sobek to be specific.
Michael Morgan
I'm betting they killed the croc like they always do when retards die to them.
Nathan Torres
Better crocodial 9-1-1
Xavier Cook
Fuck me. HAHAHAHAHA
Brody Rodriguez
>no link
why do you faggots do this?
Gavin Taylor
10
Tyler Clark
>'All that was left was his underwear and sandals'
Thats what happens when you try to walk on water in hard mode.
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Jose Green
this shouldnt have made me laugh
Dominic Edwards
They will get a taste for human blood!
Cameron Nelson
underrated post
Colton Smith
AYO HOL UP. NAW CHECK DIS OUT IMMA WALK ONDA WATAH AN SHEEIT.
Lucas Turner
Krikey
Aiden Price
PlotTwist : The Croc Recently Joined 'ISIS Maritime Unit'
Daniel Adams
we wuz food n shiet
Justin Peterson
'All that was left was his underwear and sandals'
It is just like this was taken out of the new testament.
Christopher Hughes
holy lmao
William Roberts
WUZ
Christian Wood
>be protestant
>try to act like Jesus to fool the people
>God sends their angels in the guise of a crocodile to o purify you of your great sins and become one with Him
Protestants are pathetic. Only Catholics can work miracles.
Isaac Gutierrez
Kek
Jacob Cook
>ignore all evidence that there was nothing special about the birch in Rome outside of being pastored by peter
>several of the popes were terrible people
>several popes operating at the same time in the medical ages
>clear denial of the gospel in official catholic doctrine
500 years ago we threw out your toxic teaching for the true word of god. Let's not forget, you people claim the same phony crap that the charismatics claim.
I can't imagine what it will be like to hear Christ say "I never knew you, depart from me"
Ayden Gray
>protestant miracle workers
>retards
>catholic miracle workers
>extraordinary natural phenomena
>revelation of world's mysteries
>communism btfo
>canonized
500 years ago your people took the first step towards atheism, hence why protestant majority nations are also the fastest turnin atheist, and why their pastors are eaten by crocodiles.
Catholics drink the wine, protestants drink the kool aid.
Luis Gray
This was the best bit...
>"We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week"
Sebastian Ramirez
Now how was it I knew this was in Africa before reading into it?
Lucas Wright
Protestants are always in denial and blame everyone else for their own sins.
>inb4 a new protestant sect is born out of the hate against crocodiles
Owen Howard
Musta been one hell of a feeding frenzy. He was probably alive as they tore his body to pieces, doing death rolling with his limbs. He probably suffered 20 minutes of torture as his limbless torso was carried off to the bottom of the swamp with his head still screaming in agony.
Owen Rogers
Christfags are fucking retarded.
Henry Ortiz
Also, 3 crocodiles
3 representing the holy trinity
Sinners ctfo.
Ryder Parker
>sees thumbnail
>whywouldyoudothis.jpg
>opens file
>plastic cactus
John Phillips
dead/10