Two scoops? TWO scoops?

Two scoops? TWO scoops?

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Liberals are lactose intolerant.

FUCKING TWOOOOO

CAN'T YOU READ, KRUMRMKKRRRRTTFFFFF
SCOOPS ARE A COMMODITY
YOU CAN'T JUST MULTI-SCOOP ALL WILLY-NILLY

Can i get a quick rundown?

donal dump he get two scoop, that too many scoops

What the fuck is this now?
What did this fucker do again

GONAD BUMPS HAD TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM HE IS LITERALLY HITLERSTALIN FUCKING CAPITALIST SCUM DICTATOR NAZISATAN GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WATCH YOUR SCOOPS GRUNCY!

Trump got two scoops for ice cream and everyone else had one, LITERALLY HITLER

Tired of you little nerds acting tough over the net. If you got the balls, say my name 3 times in your mirror and my true form will appear right behind you.

THE SCOOP TROOP HAS ARRIVED, GET READY FOR IMPEACHMENT GRANKY!!!!!!

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Trump got 2 scoops while the others got one, the media made a big deal out of it and then it became meme

He made a funny face while pretending to be alex jones

COMEEEEECLAAAAFFFFFPPP

NO CLAFFPP NO CLAFFPPP!!!!

>this is news now

So, uh, what do you think Kim Jong Un is doing these days?

Are you humans really going to use this faggot like you used John Oliver?

Fuck off back to Mars, space fag.

SCHLOMBAXSHLORBORSDABUDA

>BE PREISDENT
>HOW MANY SCOOPS PRESIDENT?
>TWO, I WANT TOO SENPAI
>TWO?????????? HUGUGUGUUGGGLUEGUEGLURGHRBFFFAS.
>TWO RHYMES WITH POO MR PRESIDENT. YOU WANT POO MR PRESIDENT?
>EBJORY YOUR 8 YEARS OF WIRETAPPS COBERT.
>bLummmmmmMmpfffFHICSNNT YOU XANT DO THIS

Enjoying ice cream. Unlike Trump, he only gets one scoop, but it's the only scoop of ice cream in North Korea.

>you humans

Niggers and Abs aren't human.

hes probably busy watching analogue kino on the korean central tv network, smoking cigarettes, and shitposting on 2chan.

FROOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD BLLLLLLLARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DID YOU JUST TAKE

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSSSSS?????

IMPEACH
IMPEACH
IMPEACH

YOU WILL NOT CLAP!

he ordered how many scoops

TWOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOBS

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What makes no sense, is if it was a dinner, with the FUCKING PRESIDENT, dining with you, you'd think they'd have a few extra scoops just in case people ask for seconds, and people made it news-worthy for some reason.

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DEOUASYNAZXULED FROUAZYMAUMPFHT

NOICE

NOW STAHP CLLAAAAaaFFFFPiiIING

>you'd think they'd have a few extra scoops
EXTRA... EXTRA SCOOPS? EXTRA SOCOOOOOOPPPPPPPS???? DRRUUUUUUUUUUUNGIIIIIIIIIIS IMPEAAAACCCCCHHHH

Did Colbert actually do a bit on this himself? Or is he just the face of media shills now?

I bet those 2 scoops where really firm and soft

AYO HOL UP!

*claps*

Basically this whole "Two Scoops" thing is the herald to the Trump fatigue in news that anyone with a brain said was going to happen

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>DOORNAIL TRIUMPH HAD TOOOO SCROUUPPPPSSSSSSSS

Please clap

The scoops, Dahnald. Hand them over.

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go back to Sup Forums you fucking retards.

TWOOOO SCOOOOPS??

GURFANLD FRUMGPHAGH

IMPEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH GRUUUUUUNNNNNNNKKKKKOOOOOOOOOO

Greetings

I'm Lenny, to my left is Craig, and to my right is GRONK. We come from the interdimensional scoop police force, and it looks to me like you have an infraction on your record? Two scoops? Come now, that's far too many. Just hand it over, or I'm going to have to let my boy behind us step in and just TAKE it from you.

Transforms into Filthy Frank

TWOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOPS?
GROMBALD GRUMPFFFFFFFFFAHHSAHHaaaaaaaaHHHHHH

This one is so fucking good.

How can I learn this talent?

pirate photoshop
google and youtube are your friends

Stop with this forced meme.

>actually thinks the meme that has all of Sup Forums in stitches is forced

not forced when it makes me fucking die laughing.

>some smelly dago gave everyone free (You)s and contributed to a forced meme he's trying to stop
no wonder Germany lost WW2 with you idiots at their side

This

>Forced meme

The only thing forced here is the piss poor relationship between you and your mum

>stephen colbert makes a funny face while impersonating alex jones
>Sup Forums screeches about ice cream

Oh, my sides, call the medics
hold me
oh my, I'm in stitches
I shall expire

Sup Forums isn't screeching about ice cream
Sup Forums is mockingly screeching about how liberals are actually screeching about ice cream
night and day

BRAUNALD GRUMDF EBIN HAS TOO SKOOPS!

Bogposting is far more funnier than Scooposting and still Bogposting is considered a forced meme while scoops no? Fuck this

I don't see the bogs as forced either... You need to get woke you pasta

Bogposting is too Eurocentric for my liking, honestly. When the entire joke is just asking for a brief explanation on those mutants, it wears thin pretty fast.

[Colbert, representing] Liberals impotently screeching about how the president of the United States of America got an extra scoop of ice cream at dinner is fucking uproarious because the story is absurd, but it's actually true. If you don't like it, just ignore it. No one will miss you.

>thinks meme is forced
Stephen is that you?

>time magazine does 1 segment
ALL LIBERALS ARE SCREECHING
>not even colbert was talking about ice cream when he made the dumb goblin face
DOO SGOOPS -- SO REKT -- MY SIDES
>the segment was meant to highlight Trump's childish symbolic power plays when he brings groups in for real discussion
LET'S TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT WITH DANK MEMES, FOR TRULY WE ARE THE RED PILLED

You faggots can't even follow 1 piece of information without manufacturing massive propaganda, falling victim to numerous cognitive biases, circle jerking each other until your nuts are raisins, and insulating yourselves from all criticism

Sup Forums orthodoxy is truly the ISIS of the west

Vatican-Roman "Catholics" must be removed!

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DOMBAL DRUMBLE, SCOOPIES AND SCUMBLE

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TEEEEUWWWW SCOOOPPSSSPSDSFSSE!!?!?!

TWEEEEUEUUWWWW SCOOOOOOOOPPESSSIES`???

IIIIII DOOOWWENNNNNN THINK SOOOOWWWWWWWW

YOU MEAN THE CHAOS SCOOPS?

NO :^)

Really proving my point with your "must be from reddit" card.

This place truly is the safest of spaces..

I agree, any man who needs 2 scoops is mentally unstable and not fit to be President of the United States. The only recourse at this point is to IMPEACH IMPEACH DONLORD GLOMF 2 SCOOPS IS TOO MANY MORDOFF SWITCHENZIL THE SCOOPIES PROVE YOU ARE NOT FIT NOT FIT NOOOOOOOT FITTTTTT

The fact that any media outlet ran this as an actual story is laughably pathetic and should ruin all credibility for them as a news organization.

Also, step outside of Sup Forums for 5 seconds and read some comments sections on left-wing leaning sites. Liberal normies are fucking up in arms over this stupid shit because they're looking for any reason to start shit.

>calling others reddit while frogposting
leave. you're too obvious now.

>CNN

Of course.

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Can someone post the earthbound one

TWO SCOOPZ is truly "Leftists don't grasp memes: the meme"

Maybe you should pretend to have invented it, again :^)

Isle of woman

>we take everything out of context and blow it out of proportion
>if you point this out you don't get what memes
>praise kek, we control the whole conversation
>if you disagree you're reddit, even though most of us are The_Donald refugees from 2016

Yep, you're retarded

The fact that Trump throws his weight around in meetings by making little symbolic gestures with his meals is pretty telling. The fact that you don't think it means anything proves Donald's cock is firmly up your ass.

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUCKING SCOOOOOOPSBLARGARADALALALALDLAIMPEAAAACHHIMRIGHTNOW

Rise and shine, Mister Drumpf. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been scooping on the job. No one is more deserving of a scoop, and all the Icecream in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your apple pie has... come again.

The right scoop in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Drumpf. Wake up and... SCOOPY DOOPY DROOPFY DOO

This one's pretty funny

>/pol takes everything out of context and blow it out of proportion
in the same breath
>Trump throws his weight around in meetings by eating 2 scoops with his meals is pretty telling
this has to be satire right?

you are exactly what this meme is about -
- you're literally screeching about 2 SCOOPS MUH MENTAL INSTABILITY

two scoops?
TWO SCOOPS????
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You guys are all consensus-driven morons with no thoughts of your own.

Any disagreement you take out of context, blow out of proportin, and accuse the poster of being form a different "faction."

You're literal idiots and incapable of following even 1 conversation fully.

The fact that you don't understand the ice cream is besides the point proves this.

The fact that you all have been making colbert memes for two or three days now proves this.

But don't worry, you can ignore this and just tell me to gb2reddzit again

Why is it that I'm able to say something different every time, while you repeat the same thing over and over?

Could it be because I'm intelligent, and you're a right wing extremist masquerading as a humor enthusiast?

I do understand the ice cream, it's hilarious to me that people think eating 2 scoops is significant on any level
>reddit spacing
you have to be doing this on purpose

>Could it be because I'm intelligent, and you're a right wing extremist masquerading as a humor enthusiast?

No, you are just a moron who takes the low-hanging fruit of replying to a leaf to feel smart

TWO?

FUCKING T...T....!!!!

TOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!! HE NEEDS TO BE FUCKING IMPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHEEED!!! GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNFFFFFFFF

kek

t-two...?
two........... scoops?
TWO......... SCOOOOOPS???
GRAHHHHHHHH GROMBALD BRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

ICE CREAM? YOU GOT IT WRONG DONGFO, YOU SCREAM
TWO SPOOKS OF IT