It's good to be french

It's good to be french

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I'd rather have the guy "winging it" over some calculated cunt.

How does it feel to only produce as much GDP as Texas?

I'm just in the sad phase now. Why does Europe have to die?

France: Young, high energy, handsome
US: Old, overweight, retarded

>Why does Europe have to die?

We can not die with a man so perfect.

Why, because you have no culture?

Even AMERICANS have culture, and they've only been around a few hundred years.

Sad, France thinks it's relevant lol

>brexit retard

>Le Macron is so hot maymay

He is ugly to almost unhuman levels.
Not just the numale hairloss, but look at any simple photo of his eyes - they're way too big for his head and way too close together. WTF is up with that? Is he inbred?

>/leftypol/

Only one scoop for you macron :^)

Europe > US

not this shit again.
kys

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France is back

keep sucking islamic dick
sage and hide.

Sure it is. Where was Macron on his first day of his presidency? Oh right, he is in germany, getting his orders from Merkel personally.

Cuck!

Because without France-Germany, Europe is dead.

>Europe
>purchasing power
>France is legally blocking every non millionaire familly to make around 20K a year and takes everything else.
really makes you think

That is where you are wrong. Europe doesn't give a shit about Germany or France. Just the corrupt politicians of the EU do.

EU != Europe

Europe would be better off without the EU!

This guy really fell for the EU meme lmao. It is our 4th reich...

Are you accounting for Brexit? There goes half those numbers lmao

Macron is a qt
t b h

FRAMPF BTFO

Are you ready for Macron struggling in his first year and Hollande becoming the most popular politician in the country?
It worked well for Chirac after all.

>being unironically retarded

Brexit is a miracle for Europe and a plague for the British.

>has an ugly, child molesting, skeleton for a wife

If anyone steals UK business, it will be your German masters, you're not getting a penny unless Merkel decides to loosen your cock cages.

It's good to be literally anyone but dumb amerifats

You think words will make you feel better in the face of unavoidable collapse?

Finished sucking Merkels Arab cock yet, Macmoron.

Just a Rothschild banker who wants low wage worker influx for his buddies.

Nah.

What's funny is that even though this baguette is probably shitposting, there are a lot of people who think like this, and will right up until they're run over by a truck of peace.

And only because brains on pavements don't think.

Times change. France is back.

*ping* *pong*
wahoo!!

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>France is back

Only if you mean backing onto a dildo

Macron and his new prime minister ensures that we are getting 5 more years of Hollande politics.

France won't be back until you've taken back national sovereignty from Brussels and Berlin, which you won't do because standing up to the Germans is too hard for the French.

Go to france
get killed :(

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpVA7IAH1o

didn't you have a terrorist attack just last night?

oh right your media covered it up

I can see my home from there!

Fuck that rothschild dog.

wow what a retarded city. i can basically draw a map of pic related from memory.

If that's the perfect Frenchman, I might move to France for the powzi.

Macron is a brilliant man. Cant say the same about drumpf.

have you seen his wife
a man of images of low self worth for himself

>Macron
>Brilliant
The media might put the blame on valls but none of his laws would have passed without a 49.3
If he's so smart then why does literally nobody approved his work?

Isnt the new prime minister right wing?

>Times change. France is black.

It's because your city has not grown organically over 2300 years of history, moronic assburger.

Paris is History. Not your baby city.

lmao

enjoy your slow painful death. you asked for it

Center-right.
He's just there to make sure Macaroni won't have to form a new government if the right gets majority in parliment in the upcoming elections.
And to drive François Bayrou to suicide.

>Paris is History

you got that right

if your a huge faggot yeah its great to be french

We have no oil here.
Only sandniggers and burgers do.

That's a bad strategy, since both sides are shitting on that literallywho already.

Haha totally french fries, totally. Go back to protesting on the streets or go suck your paki boyfriend's dick.

americans own every industry

is it?

>france: BLACKED
ftfy, nigger loving cuck

Is he standings in front of a broken water pipe or do all your streets look like sewers?

It has never been good to be french.

Is it really?

Yes, but it's better than taking a re-heated PS cunt which would have given free ammo for the usual LR shitflingers like Copé who would have jumped on the opportunity to call them the new PS. It's a bit harder now that there is a somewhat right-wing PM.
THe whole legislative campain is going to be a complete shitshow and I can't wait.

>implying Germany needs France
Kek

I mean really, is it??

It was raining heavily and somehow he didn't want to get some cover.
I guess the Jew stereotypes are true, and umbrella was too expensive or something.

*Frenchistani

Makes me all the more grateful of Brexit

Now that the Brexit is happening French authorities have no reasons to hold them back. They're illegals in Europe, wanting to leave Europe. French police have said that as soon as Brexit happens they'll let them cross.

The frogs will have to live with getting attacked as it is part of their daily lives to come.

Fucking idiots. Who would seriously agree to this?

>Ghana
>thinks he's French
oh,sweetie

>french

I think you mean german, toothpaste-hans.

You're already dead, just wait for the truck of peace, faggot

frexit soon...

>THe whole legislative campain is going to be a complete shitshow and I can't wait.
It already is. Since they aren't forced to defend him as a counter-Le pen measure, they are all fucking calling him a traitor on twitter already, because they apparently actually believed giving him their votes would mean getting government seats. They were all gullible chidren.

Really truly?

I'll bet it is

O no the Frenchie is mad what will we do!!! Pic is how much more badass Americans are than Frenchie fries.

reminder that they all go to Calais because they are waiting to go in the UK.
There's literally no other reason to stay in that muddy ugly city.

beats freezing to death because no oil / gas.
>retarded yuropoors literally don't realize that's the situation they're in

>implying
tons of gas in our northern sea

But seriously, is it?

>Pic is how much more badass Americans are than Frenchie fries.
Really? you fucking nigger loving cucklord.

>no oil / gas.
France is mostly an electricity consuming country for that stuff. Even though last government were dumb enough to reduce the nuclear power plants power, it's still our best energy source.

>electricity
also have shit tier physics educations

>north sea
not even close to enough.

I don't know where you're from but our local circonscriptions are already neck-deep into shenanigans, and they are not particularly important.
Like, some of them don't even have a PS candidate, several LR guys have stepped down to keep their mayor seats instead and send some literal whos to lose, we even have the locality of Marisol Touraine with her running as PS + presidential majority against a EM candidate.
And then you have the Mélanchiant fanboys having conferences every two days to try and ride on their local sucess.
weird times we're living in

Now let's compare their wives.

Trump is better then a fucking EU Rothschild banker. How cucked are you?

yep, once they let the migrants go they'll be moving alright... right into your and op's towns.

It's great to be french amirite?

not in 70-60 years wont be so good i mean america by then will be majority hispanic so a socialist hellhole and thicc latinas you however rape gangs and south africa will be the future of france

Haha Mexico chimes in. Mexico is the greatest country in the world!!!

prime minister feels good too ! No womens nominated only white males. Macron played the cuck but now he's going to fuck them all old brigitte school style

But why on Earth would we allow that?

The EU is a safe set of countries we have no reason to take any scum that have traveled through it

>This thread again

Achmed, pls

what if they are cucks? and he is nominated only cucks like him