Brit/pol/ Back of the Bus edition

>Tories set out their stall on workers' rights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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First for Hair

Dehenna is cuter

>BBFC cut Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
Holy fuck we really are a nation of cucks.

bbfc.co.uk/releases/diary-wimpy-kid-long-haul-film

Communism is the future.

Who /undecided/ here?

Xth for 1812

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>Cut: This work was passed uncut.

Who do you think is more dominant in bed?
Either she femdoms all over the old man or he makes her dress up like a schoolgirl

Look underneath it you retard.

>This film was originally seen for advice. The company was advised that it was likely to be classified 12A but that their preferred U classification could be achieved by removing a single use of discriminatory language ('spaz'). When the film was submitted for formal classification that word had been replaced with a less offensive term ('dork') and the film was classified U.

Give me the girl's number on the right, I want to put my anglo benis in her spanish minge

It was the past actually

Oh no, a film for 6 year olds removed the term spaz!

So how can capitalism survive once the robots take all the jobs?

This triggers me lad.

>this bbc news 18-24 brexit piece
>muh arts

Dear Sup Forums Help a brother out and give us some of your best SNP memes. I' locked on a vicious meme war on Cuckbook with some delusional Haggistanis

It wont, by then it wont have to.

I don't mean "UBI" or anything like that, I mean the people with all the resources and the machines will just flip two fingers to everyone and let them starve.

Labour Supporters supporting Corbin in Leeds in the rain, will be the last water they ever see once Corbin Nationalises everything.

How can people survive when the robots running the communist party send us all to gulags for being inefficient?

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You introduce a high automation tax and downscale from full-scale capitalism

Just post this picture lad and write "This is Salmond's backyard, right?"

Where the fuck do you stream Tara's stuff? I used to love her Mommy roleplays on Spankbang or whatever it was called but she went full Jew and copyright noticed them with no survivors.

>tfw seen the one remaaining video, kissing practice with auntie, 27 times

Do you still like watching girls poo?

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>being either pro-capitalist or pro-socialist

>bbc news is currently about the problems millennials face
>"our generation has our heads screwed on politically"

WHERE'S THE FRICKIN NEWS

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Reminder that we're having a Brit/pol/ Triplord meet-up at The City Arms in Cardiff on the 12th June, feel free to come and meet me and a few other triplords and Anonymongs. We'll be the one with a party spread. Turn up at any time in the day

toplel

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>our generation has our heads screwed on politically
Every generation thinks that.

What a surprised the people who find May attractive also find her attractive

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KEK

Why is Farage with Thornberry, Daniel Zeichner (I think?) and Gnashlady

Reminder nobody cares.

Can't wait to meet you guys. Things will go off with a bang, I'm sure.

Exactly.

Why's good old aircraft-carrier teeth there?

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I'm actually gay lmao

Brit/pol/ user goes on London bus

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIoBAyCZbM0

ARE MOATY
FOOKIN LEDGE

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That's a lot of jews

incestflix . com

Was for Radio 4's Any Questions? the other week, good ep but had an incredibly stacked audience.

Is that where we pick up our GCHQ badges?

X E V

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Would you believe that

What does hand you your arse mean?

Thatcher is hardly Saddam Hussein and what's wrong with him riding his horse around? Do they think all people who live in the countryside are ultra-rich?

Yes. And get bummed in the proccess.

I don't like May m8

Labour YES!

Any good news coming from our old friends on the mainland?

Thank you, laddo. Any anoying pop up/unders?
>inb4 adblock
Doesn't stop them on my end.

Shoo Shoo

They won poorovision?

Come on lads, no hiding. How woke is your MP?

theyworkforyou.com

Reminder that Portugal gave us no votes in the Eurvision

*shouts put that fag out*

Better than most sites 2bh

They beat that retarded italian gorilla bullshit thank goodness

ok

It's something, I guess.

>tfw you will never colonise the world with Greatest Ally

lel

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Evening lads, i'm going to be on the radio this week with 5 local MP candidates from major parties and 5 local plebs (im one of them).

What should i ask?

Holy fuck, hadn't heard of her user. Thank you.

Give them Brazil back at least

What should we do about the JQ (Jewish Question)?

WELL TAKE A LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

>Reminder that Portugal gave us no votes in the Eurvision

ALLIANCE = OVER

Fucking shitty

(((Impartial Judges)))

Why in Wayuls?

Where can we tune in? Ask how magnets work

>Nige with the pint

Classic.

Going to have some fun tonight, laddo.
why cant real girls be as nurturing as mothers

What can I say, your standard tory.

DEGENERATES GET OUT

I'm not going to say what station or when it is exactly as (((they))) might be reading

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A disproportionate amount of Brit/pol/ regulars are from Wales, or at least near it. So we decided to do the first major city in the area.

She's good, shame about the tits though. I think she knows because in the roleplays she doesn't take her push up bra off until the very end, if at all.

I hope she's not self concious about it, because other than that she's pretty fit. She must have some white in her because she's freckled to fuck.

>An old friend has come out as trans, is posting pro-labour memes and says she wants to be a trans-rights campaigner in the future

If you insult her you'll be arrested.
>"conservative" government

What's wrong with those pictures?
It's not like they're visiting row upon row of terraced houses in old mining town

I've never heard the name Dehenna before

That was the most bizarre 'fight' I've ever seen.

"NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack"

>she

"Y'all motherfuckers need Pascal."

can you tell us like half an hour before the actual event then desu?

>#ge17 on Twitter
>First result is always SNP

Why?

>not having a mommy fetish
>not wanting to be cared for
>not wanting to be walked through 3very step of the way by a mature woman who loves you very much
I suppose only virgins truly know this feel.