>planning a roadtrip with a bunch of friends
>we're going to denmark
>have to drive through Sweden
>they insist we stop in Malmö for supplies
>try to convince them not to becuase of the cultural enrichment
>they don't believe me
>they say it's probably safe there during the day
>I'm still not completely convinced
Is Malmö or Sweden itself really that bad? I'm genuinely scared going there. I remember going there as a kid but it wasn't that bad back then
we're 8 guys and 3 girls traveling togeher
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meh, you'll probably be fine as long as you avoid the culturally enriched neighborhoods.
I was in malmo in 2010. It was a shithole then. I can't imagine what its like nowadays. Avoid any blacked areas.
Dont be so scared, just go during the day into a shop, get your shit and you're on your way
You will be fine if you just stop to buy food etc..
If by supplies mean drugs then i would not say it would be safe.
8 guys and still u're scared? C'mon
>wasting a perfect opportunity to redpill your friends
Why?
8 Norwegian guys be gentle user.
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once OP sets his foot in Malmo the shitskins are gonna smell the estrogen from a mile away
If you're asking this on /pol you can't expect less than a bunch of paranoid anti-semitic fatties ranting shit.
Anyway, as long as you don't go to the no-go zones, any of you wear a kippa, you should be fine.
Its not really a problem, as long as you stay out of the enriched areas
You'll be safe BUT ONLY IF IT'S DURING THE DAY AND THE GIRLS STAY IN THE CAR (THIS IS CRUCIAL). Otherwise, I can't guarantee your safety.
>these people were vikings
Hold nu kæft din fjeldabe, der sker ikke en dritt så længe du holder dig væk fra slumomåderne.
t. guy who lives next to muzzy ghetto
Stay away from the bad areas in cities.
>Malmo
Some parts of the city is probably still fine, even Detroit still got some good districts
How paranoid are you? Holy fuck
Malmö is not exactly Iraq yet, you'll be fine.
i probably won't say the same a decade from now though.
Ikke gå inn eller oppsoke de dårlige delene av byen.
Malmö har kanskje mange av dem, men ikke hele byen er shit. Ta Oslo for eksempel, du går liksom ikke inn i Toyen, Gronland og Sondre Nordstrand bare for å gjore det.
You will INSTANTLY receive some black cock in your ass upon crossing the town sign.
The cock will be placed in you until you leave.
Your females will leave pregnant.
I'm sorry user
It's not like you're going to Moscow, Sarajevo or something. You'll be fine.
Here, you pussy, take this path as you approach from the E6 and you'll go through mostly rich, swedish majority neighborhoods and pass a supermarket and gas station.
t. Malmö user
stop in halmstad then take the ferry to denmark from helsingborg, you can thank me later
Why stop in Malmö? Alcohol and food in general is cheaper in Denmark
Also this much better option.
>we're going to denmark
>have to drive through Sweden
>they insist we stop in Malmö for supplies
Eneste dere kan kjope i Sverige som ikke kan bli kjopt billigere i Danmark er vel svensk snus?
Good thing you didn't call him a faggot.
No, Sweden's not that bad yet. The whole cuck meme is an attempt to avert the circumstances you fear, but unfirtunately it did nothing and sweden will soon go to shit
"We don't go to Ravenholm"
Go to malmo
Redpill your friends, let them get culturally enriched
>sweden is literally a lawless wasteland where the strongest survive and the cucks fight over scraps of starbucks coffee beans sucking off jamal for a piece of kebab.
feels pretty devestating man
I don't buy this thread. Why doesn't OP just stop in any of these other cities like in this pic?
wrong turn
>8 men
sounds safe
Minorities attack vulnerable people, but a group of 8 men isn't exactly vulnerable.
Now if any of those 3 girls wander off alone, they will probably get attacked.
So if any of those dumb skanks attempts that make sure to volunteer to "go with her" (aka escort)
it's exactly NOT dangerous you fucking pussy.
jesus christ... you actually think that malmo is some kind of post-apocalyptic kalergi plan case study with shitskins running amok just raping and killing swedes indicriminately?
muslims in general are cowardly. Anybody tries to fuck with you, just give them a mean glare.
ive lived in berlin for a few years, in culturally enriched wedding.
nobody fucks with you.
how much of a pussy are you, seriously?
>Now if any of those 3 girls wander off alone, they will probably get attacked.
found the midwestern american who has never traveled, but feels compelled to tell a norwegian what sweden is actually like.
you are cattle.
Sweden is Danish territory
1. grow beards, wear their silly friday afternoon piyamas, don't wash and spray some lemmony shit on eachother and put your wives in their propre traditional religion outfit
2. put your radio loud on chalademoukfm
3.....
4. profit
My girlfriend didn't believe multiculturalism is destroying Europe. Then her parents took her on a vacation to France and she saw Paris and Calais. She's redpilled on most topics now.
Do it, OP. Your friends will never believe you unless they see it for themselves.
Why is the modern man such a domesticated little bitch? 8 guys that had viking ancestors scared to drive through their homelands because of Sup Forums exaggerating about how bad shitskins are in Europe.
Jesus fucking christ. Thread disgusts me.
I think you overdosed on memes OP.
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1.Convert to Islam before the trip
2.Go to malmostan
3.Rape a blonde goddess
4.Profit
Why are Swedes even allowed to exist? They should be second class citizens and Sweden should go to the Danes. The Danes are the only Nords with any common sense or any balls.
Seriously, Sweden is gay. The only people Sweden will defend itself from is its brothers in Denmark, but not refugees.
Just give the whole lot to the Danes and reduce Swedes to second class citizens.
its not paranoid ranting if half the city is sharia controled isis territory, nice that being a kike is prohibited city wide btw, shitskins jewed the jew by overdinduing
Isn't that a detour, and what on earth do you want to buy in Sweden, when you are basically in Denmark?
Never taken the "new" bridge, but the ferry from Helisingborg to Helsingor, it takes like 15 min mate, prolly 10 min on that bridge.
>The shit that makes the clock tick is the customs, but that's always, almost always the other way around
Friend want to buy shit in Malmö
>More expensive, granted you can haggle and there is a lot of smuggler shit, so is it in Denmark but cheaper
>Buy guns? Then over and back borders? Also cheaper in Denmark
>Buy booze?
>You guy that cheaper at a gas station in Denmark
Beer?
>Again gas station better cheaper or the store at any time you please
J...J.Just your friend is either fucked up in the head, and then you shouldn't listen to him, or he have other motives. Drug related ffs you are basically in Denmark there, don't give shit to those degenerates either.
>Ah workout shit, only thing I can think of, well take it on the way home and Malmö is not the place either.
You never bring shit over borders when it's not needed if that is the case
The fuck is wrong with you. If you are walking around like a scared bitch of course some sand niggers are gonna try to fuck with you if you are unlucky. Just walk past them if you see any, ignore them... Not hard.
moscow and sarajevo are many times more safe and you know it
>Is Malmö or Sweden itself really that bad?
Sweden sucks you know this, but nah unless you are a stupid idiot and start to tape drug deals and shit you'll be find. most infighting is drug related. ficki is ficki related.
>I'm genuinely scared going there.
Get off my flag you damn Swede
See, this is the reason Denmark should inherit Sweden. The concept of "Swedish" should cease to exist and all Swedes should be sent to education where they are Daneified. Every person in Sweden should be forced to call themselves Danes. Norway is like Sweden Jr, so Denmark should probably inherit Norway anyways just by proxy. Besides, Norway basically had to beg their land from Sweden who stole their land from Denmark. All of it rightfully belongs to Denmark and the Danish people.
Ahahahahaha
Wait you were serious?
Let me laugh even harder. Hahahahaha.
easter europe has gangsters and thugs, not isis. half of malmo is direcrly ruled by isis
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Don't stop in Malmö, stop out in the country or a small town before driving through the place.
No it is not, Malmö has gangsters and thugs, Why the fuck do you think there is much drugs there?
Malmö is chill, some parts are ghettos but the C and Triangeln is good
I hate sandniggers and leftists too but let's not get fucking delusional about it.
If it rightfully belonged to Denmark, why did we beat their shit in in a fuckhueg amount of wars and were only taken down from empire status when they decided to bring in two massively more populated countries into play?
Learn2history nigger, that's not how claim works. If it works like how you describe it then turn in your land to the french, dutch, english, the spanish and the russians.
Witless man
wakes all night
thinks up and down.
He is tired and exhausted
when the morning comes
and everything is as fucked as before
It's not for nothing the tourism guys says to bring guards if you're going there, it's a bit like South Africa in that a normal happy crowd can suddenly turn bloodthirsty when they see whites.
>Norway is like Sweden Jr
BURGHER EDUCAYSHUN
You might want to invest in a flak vest
Hvordan kan du sammenligne Toyen, Gronnland og Holmlia med Malmo? Det er som å sammenligne Detroit med Disneyland
PS. Don't leave your windows open when stopping for a red light, they love lobbing grenades into buildings and cars.
What does the E stand for?
It's part of the 'International E-road network'
>Norway is like Sweden Jr
And you are like Sven Senior, no our history is parted by thousands of years with so many wars I have not the number in my head, last was in 05 when the Swedes yielded, at that time we both had an enormous mil and was close to full warings again. You have no idea of how many towns that have been burned to the ground here, blood spilled, cathedrals leveled to the earth
> so Denmark should probably inherit Norway anyways just by proxy.
NEVER AGAIN! WE ALREADY DIED TO THIS IN 1319! Fucking wankers read some history, the americas should have been colonized several hundred years earlier.
>Besides, Norway basically had to beg their land from Sweden who stole their land from Denmark.
No, in 1814 after Denmark lost the Napoleon wars, Russia was the main driver to liberate the shitrock and ending the 400 year night, as it called. From prosperity and a wast empire covering the north sea from Murmansk to New Foundland and Novo Scotia.... to a fart of it self. Sweden out 05
>Greenland
>Iceland
>The Foroes
>The Orkneys
>The Hebrids
>Caithness
>Sunderland
>All islands on the east side of Scotland
>The Shetlands
>Jemtland
>Herjedalen
>Båhuslen/Ranrike
>Marker
>Vinland the beatiful
>Markland
>Helluland
........ We starved, they gorged. As Greenland is drained of minerals here now, so did they here. The people were shit poor got nothing for it. If Greeland was norse it would have been cities/towns all over and prosperous. Denmark gets to centralized around Copenhagen, that was a lot of the problem then, and a lot of the problem now. Pre christianity/early christianity it was different as one had so many regional constitutions and rule.
>All of it rightfully belongs to Denmark and the Danish people.
NO, he is a southman, a semi euro, he cannot live and thrive in mentioned territories, just like a leaf(who doesn't live at the best places). But Skåne is his! God damnit Halland to, we shall share border again and seal out the Swedish menace.
Ellehu ekbar.
Why is it called E
don't be a pussy
It's for 'Europe' I guess
Europaväg 6.
Literally means Europehighway 6, all E-marked highways are marked E because they are leading out of Sweden to another country hence why it is called Europaväg.
Give them the cunts to distract them and then blot out of there.
Let them be enriched.
How do sweden and nordcucks ever think they can make jokes like this?
this
But without weird swedish letters, Europe road 6.
I swear to the Gods we're going to blow up Svinesundbrua Sven, fix this rapefuge and feminism shit or your economy will collapse due to no border trade
>hva faen skjedde sverige?
do you guys realize how retarded you are being?
i dont even want to try to explain it to you.
>You bump into several young Muslim men
>They don't seem intimidating at first, until the swedish people come and grab you from behind
>The Muslims beat you unconcious
>You wake up to see the swedes and refugees fucking your friends
>You feel hands grasp your waist from behind
>Your hands are tied
>He lands forward and whispers in your ear
"ALL lives matter?"
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Where are you gonna go here?
As long as you dont go into certain hoods you should be fine.
My father use to travel there cause of bussiness (Treleborg related) and never happened anything to him.
It's swedes, what do you expect.
No reasoning with our retarded brother, you know this
Odense
It's cheaper too, the bridge costs a fucking fortune.
To be fair that only amounts to the testosterone and fighting ability of one scrappy orphan kid
Whatver you do, pls blow up all bridges on the way back home, part the big one with dk-se and the ones at Svinesund.
how much is the toll on the bridge btw?
Worked years with and office in Malmö but I don't remember
Malmö is shit but it ain't fucking Mad Max.
But why?
Keep to the Western parts of the city. Don't dive through Rosengård. Drive north or south of it. Directly east lies also the immigrant-dominated suburb of Svedala.
idk a friend rented some house there, I wasn't there when he booked it
no idea what t even looks like. If it's in the middle of a city I might not even go there
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Odsense is such a hillbilly shithole. You should have gone to Copenhagen or Aarhus.
Tasty
lol pussy
>hillbilly shithole
that's what I was hoping, I don't wanna spend my vacation in a city
Odense is cool I have friend from there just stay away from city center its full of somalis
