If any of these apply to you, you're a nu-male
>liberal
>is a cat person over a dog person
>does not own a gun
>does not have facial hair
>does not watch any sports (esports don't count)
>does not go to the gym
>not in college or didn't graduate college
>have/had a sub 3.0 gpa in college
>has a weird haircut
>has not sex for the last 3 months
I was good until the last one
>being clean-shaven makes you a nu-male
half of these things are absolutely backwards, im not even gonna address the rest of this retarded bait
>data harvesting thread
Watching sports is a form of cuckoldry. Play, don't watch.
>does not watch any sports
You mean the greatest hypnotic distraction of all time?
Shit the last one ruined it all
>not having a manly beard
confirmed nu male
>being so insecure you can't watch professional sports
sad tbqh
Facial hair while being younger than 30 is a numale thing.
Nice bait though.
just because you disagree with something doesn't make it bait, nu-male
>>liberal
No
>>is a cat person over a dog person
No
>>does not own a gun
I don't because I'm poor and live in liberal land where it's near impossible to get one
>>does not have facial hair
Got me here, I make very little, either way I shave
>>does not watch any sports (esports don't count)
Can't stand watching sports
>>does not go to the gym
I do
>>not in college or didn't graduate college
Just graduated
>>have/had a sub 3.0 gpa in college
Haf about a 3.5
>>has a weird haircut
No, I need a haircut though
>>has not sex for the last 3 months
Last time was yesterday
>he thinks having a beard makes you "manly"
OP is the nu-male
>sub 3.0 gpa?
literally how? I'm going maybe 60% in my classes and I have a 3.5 average. How retarded do you have to be?
I dont have facial hair because I dont want to look like a caveman
I like cats more than dogs since they sont cost me an arm and a leg.
Also fuck college, I dont want marxist commies telling me what to think. I make over 100k yearly anyway
Lol having a beard is literally the definition of SJW nu-male
I like cats so the fuck what? I own many guns, but not everyone is able to, so the fuck what? Some people watch sports and some don't. Why does a real man need to go to college? I have several degrees, but so the fuck what?
Go suck a fat nigger's dick OP!
>>does not have facial hair
sorry but im not a try hard faggot
if you are a computer programmer (or a software "engineer") and you have a gnarly beard you are the epitome of a nu-male
Not every college is a community college like yours, bro
>College
t. cucks who can't grow a beard
what meme college do you go to
t. retards
This.
And of course, lardass burgers find this offensive. :DDD
Fuck, I'm a cat person, virgin. Please give me another chance.
>watching sport
pleb
nice (((post))) Goldstein
BUILD
cuck numale
>5 Posts by this ID
you're really comitting to this, 7/11
>Dog person
I'm all those except a dog person. Nothing is more nu-male than having an animal love you unconditionally.
Cats are roommates, they're there cause they want to be, not cause they have to.
only faggot normies watch sports and go to the gym and has sex
u basically just want to look cool right now so you made every point about your life
conservashit ron paul devotee
own a dog
guns are a nice hobby but they're expensive, excessive, and dangerous
can't grow facial hair I'm 18
sports jew ayyy buy some shit lmao
I get exercise outdoors skateboarding with my friends
currently 4.0 college gpa
normal hair wash with water every morning
I don't fuck and duck random STD ridden sluts because I'm not retarded, currently looking for a tolerable gf but man is it a hard task
r8 me Sup Forums
Liberal I agree. Cat over dog is meh. Not everyone can legally own a gun, though I definitely support it. My facial hair is shit but I've seen some total faggots with beards so I definitely don't agree with that. Sports and gym, I agree with; even some conservatives are total bitches. Hard to find gym time if you actually have to study in college though. Not in college or didn't graduate, meh some people are poor and dumb, though I think those people should have a trade. Sub 3.0 gpa then yeah, you shouldn't be in college and might as well spend more time at the gym. Weird haircut, yeah probably a faggot. No sex for 3 months, probably not enough gym or social time, or just ugly. This is a lame list; if you check 3 or more of these boxes though, then you might be a faggot.
Watching sports is fucking retarded and a complete waste of time. Only exception is the superbowl
>being so insecure that you had to make this thread to feel better about yourself
Stubble, strong jaw > clean shaven, strong jaw > Beard, any kind of jaw > clean shaven, weak jaw > stubble, weak jaw
>liberal
nope
>is a cat person over a dog person
nope
>does not own a gun
nope
>does not have facial hair
facial hair look fucking shit
>does not watch any sports (esports don't count)
nope
>does not go to the gym
gym is for fags
>not in college or didn't graduate college
why should everyone go to the university?
>have/had a sub 3.0 gpa in college
i dont use retarded burger units
>has a weird haircut
nope
>has not sex for the last 3 months
I don't have a gf that is wife material so why have sex?
>is a cat person over a dog person
You shut your filthy whore mouth.
>guns are a nice hobby but they're expensive, excessive, and dangerous
>excessive and dangerous
>dangerous
Take your pussy and leave this board.
Do it.
Now.
>does not go to gym
Not having your own home gym.
>not in college or didn't graduate college
Falling for the college meme.
>has not sex for the
wut?
Me
>Conservative as hell
>Cat person
>Owns many guns
>Has some facial hair
>Doesn't watch sports
>Doesn't go to the gym
>Not in college, never was and never will
>Has stable career with tons of benefits and making more money than most college graduates
>Has guy cut
>Has not had sex in past 3 month
hm
What is it with americans and guns? I don't give a shit about them and think you should have the right to own them if you want to but what's even the appeal?
Cat person master race unite.
>is a cat person over a dog person
wanna know how I know you're a newfag?
>does not watch any sports (esports don't count)
I don't like gladiator movies either.
nice argument you got there
>doesn't watch sports
Sports is for nigger living cucks
Cats are shit tier compared to dogs. You don't have to be a newfag to realize that fact. Caturdays aren't a thing anymore, get over it.
>Cats are shit tier compared to dogs
dogs are the women of animals
>rely on you to do the work
>need attention to function """properly"""
>couldn't survive without you
and you don't even get sex out of it
Im good on all except facial hair. Clean shaven is best for the fascist aesthetic imo
this guy has facial hair so he's automatically alpha
>implying this whole board's sole purpose isn't datamining
guns are not expensive or excessive. Get a $150 bolt action rifle or shotgun. Hell, even an old .22!
Cats are the women of dogs
>Zero utility except being cute
>No concept of loyalty
>Vain
You understand the fun of "put thing in hole" well this is "put hole in thing"
Very satisfying.
On a more serious note. Shooting and marksman Is extremely fun and challenging. It's a lot more difficult than it looks in movies or TV. Sometimes to the point of frustration.
There are a bunch of reasons other than "mug tyranny" bullshit most people shit post about.
Self defense
Recreation
Hunting
Collecting
Investment
I certainly hope self defense is at the top of most people's lists any way. Some people own a handful for different t purposes of self defense and hunting. Some people own dozens or more because they collect.
Personally I own about 20. A few for self defense either concealed or at home. A few for hunting, but a lot are safe queens." I've bought and sold a number of firearms on a small scale as investments and have made some decent money. Rarer and/or high value firearms. A few I collect and keep for any number of reasons.
I recently got a .22 semi auto for $120. If you get hollow point rounds a .22 is perfectly fine for home defense. Plus the regular rounds are dirt cheap so you can get lots of practice in
>not in college or didn't graduate college
>have/had a sub 3.0 gpa in college
lol i did university.. But what the actual fuck does this have to do with being a cuck nu-male??
Yall niggers posting in a troll thread.
sage in all fields newfag
>not in college or didn't graduate college
you blew your cover, kike
>Zero utility except being cute
keeps mice and other vermin away
>No concept of loyalty
objectively wrong, you'd know that if you ever had one
>Vain
where's the problem with that in a cat?