Brit/pol/ - Based Zoe Edition

>Tories set out their stall on workers' rights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=IzgMZhvC8K4
principalfish.co.uk/electionmaps/?map=predictit
twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/309065744954580992
youtube.com/watch?v=CX63WOiCw3k
twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/864151215063617536
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deterrence_(film)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pentagon_Wars
twitter.com/JmeBBK/status/863777528288247808
ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/employmentandemployeetypes/bulletins/uklabourmarket/apr2017#unemployment
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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stoned desu lads

>b-but she hasn't started the race war so she's a Zionist Muslim Jewish liberal sjw :(

Name a better teacake than a Tunnocks Teacake.

i love mummy

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c-cute desu

Do not believe in political solutions. There are none.

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I'm quite high as well.
Jam Wagonwheels, you know I'm right.

I would - but that isn't the question, nor was it my point.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 51% (+5)
LAB: 32% (+1)
LDEM: 9% (-2)
UKIP: 2% (-3)

(via @YouGov)

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thats one of the strangest things I've ever seen on this website

Natural Selection at its Finest

>the BBC is actually one of the most well funded, well sourced, and definitely the most trusted news agency in the world
I can tell that this comes from someone who doesn't see BBC content on a daily basis

OUR FUCKING GIRL

EX-UKIP BLACKPILLERS BTFO THE FUCK OUT

This has been taken out of context, she was playing Amazing Grace

Proofs?

Stop posting fake polls. The real ones are good enough.

See, you allow animeposting then you have to allow stonerposting. The degeneracy is so easy to follow.

>>Tfw your education is third-world tier

I wouldn't know.

>tfw you went to the two Scottish Russell Group unis and Mummy Haggis paid for it both times using English notes

>Average Labour Voter

Lads I want to watch a film tonight but I don't know what to watch. None of the regular britpol films, lads, I've seen them all.

Thanks.

An actual fucking teacake.

youtube.com/watch?v=IzgMZhvC8K4
FULL INTERVIEW

If you work hard enough then a migrant won't take your job. Take some responsibility for your awful life.

atleast im trying to make memes you cunt

How in any way did my comment lead you to think I worked for, or wanted to work for, Deliveroo?

I'm self employed after realising that cucking myself for (((companies))) was a total waste of my life.

But I have been unemployed and I have been through periods where it's been very hard to find work and when all the jobs you can find are shit like that you realise that something is very fucking wrong with the way the country is going.

Even coal miners and factory workers 150 years ago earned enough to be able to support a family. But minimum wage work now barely even earns you enough to support yourself, and that's with taking them nearly completely out of taxation.

If you want white Brits to start having children and building families and caring about Britain and voting right wing you really need to start thinking about how to get them into fair work.

Paying people a fair wage for a job isn't left wing bullshit, it's the very tenet of what capitalism was and should have always been about.

>june 9th
>wake up see this
wat do?

I told you, your oil pays for that. So don't ask where your oil money is going you retarded cunt.

Why is everyone cross-threading, fuck off to the previous thread and finish the convo there.

wake up again

>That flop at the end
This is the funniest shit I've seen all day. Thank you, user.

I don't plan of sleeping on the 8th.

what are you in the mood for? Hardcore Henry is fun if you want a retarded action film

send me link to site lad

>Not posting the real version.

Are you boys really going to put a corrupt Torygirl who used to work with the bank of England (client central bank of the Rothschild's) into power again so she can help her buddies?

You're worse than r the Donald.

keep trying you cunt

Is that still up or has he deleted it yet? I know it wasn't your point, but I just wandering how degenerate you have to be to do that

Correction: Mummy Haggis didn't pay the first time.

It was Uncle Alex. Here he is drinking some Sassenach tears.

>tfw just got my employment transfer approved and moving to Glasgow in September to start a new life in England

I can't fucking wait! Any of you lads want to meet up at the pub for a pint of brew? I'm gonna be a proper Brit!

This is purely political posturing - wholly vacuous and devoid of any actual intent.

It is what they always do - and people will fall for it until the end of time - which, with demographics, will be in about 25 years.

I tried some the other day, and I liked them, but they're barely even cakes tbqh. It's basically a biscuit with some marshmallow stuff plopped on.

Yeah no, if you were worth it then you'd be doing a lot better. Fair work doesn't mean every job is absolutely perfect for every situation. It means people get paid their worth. Turns out you're not worth much

>Sassenach tears
>of lelz at the absolute STATE of your shithole.

principalfish.co.uk/electionmaps/?map=predictit

I love mummy she is very pretty

what a twat

Nice bait

twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/309065744954580992

>owen jones is a talking head on this itv corbyn programme

disgusting.

idk something to cheer me up, I've had a really shitty day. A comfy redpilled movie like JFK, maybe a political thriller

>tfw too intelligent to not support corbyn

>Cheap chocolate
>Marshmallow with soggy biscuit at bottom

No thanks. Caramel superior

rescue dawn

The STATE

Can you avoid paying uni debts by emigrating?

Watch this.

But not if you have pets because you'll want to beat something to death afterwards.

youtube.com/watch?v=CX63WOiCw3k

Cute!

Why do Irish people look like potato?

She got destroyed on Sunday Politics. Was great to watch.

it gets better

twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/864151215063617536

I've got 20 of these made already.

Is it any more degenerate than taking drugs, repeatedly binge drinking or engaging in promiscuity? How many of our population engage in those such behaviours already?

Do not overestimate the moral fibre of this nation - it has been hollowed out. It is a shell, nothing more.

Nice and shiny forehead in this one. Do you mind if I save this?

The film version of 1984

>corbyn says he is not wealthy because of where he puts his £137,000 salary - he doesn't detail where it goes

>wants to increase taxes on £80k plus earners

okay.

From tomorrow, Labour MPs will NOT be allowed to say 'yehrl just have ter wait fer the manifestehh' as a response.

too morbid desu

heh I've just done my econ finals so maybe, maybe not.

seen it

only if you post a rare mummy

Bought a tub of apricots. What am I in for lads?

If you don't tell them that you're going

>good tense alternate history thriller
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deterrence_(film)

>mostly true comedy farce about the development of the Bradley with based Kelsey Grammar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pentagon_Wars

you might like one of these

Or you just bring over a shit ton of migrants who'll live 20 to a house and work for less.

That's capitalism too.

> if you were worth it then you'd be doing a lot better
False.

>Turns out you're not worth much
No one is worth anything in this world now. There will always be someone willing to work for less, whether in this country or not. A Chinese textile worker, and a British textile worker are both "worth" the same in terms of skill and capabilities, but one will work a day for 20p.

The shits, enjoy.

Thanks to snoopers charter,championed by may, any employer you might have will see your perverted posts.

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>Ooh ah, your Dad used to love chicken nuggets.

>buttered bread disc
>teacake

Speak for yourself. I've always found if you work hard enough you can earn what you deserve. You literally just have to apply yourself, which people are usually too lazy to do.

>the ex UKIP butthurt posters posing as conservative supporters
>posting mummy may and hoping it becomes a meme

Fuck off your party is literally dead.

twitter.com/JmeBBK/status/863777528288247808

Better than a Commie who would cripple the country

literally wtf?

in bruges

Make your own, lads.

Horrific betrayal of 1400 children.

>Dogan Arslan

Turks stare unblinkingly, as a dominance play - they are like animals. They should be arrested, and castrated besides, before they have a 'sexual emergency'.

The fact is that ingles can puke up little meme pictures, the same four every thread, while there is no equivalent of Bradford or Rotherham in Scotland.
Cry more.

>wow this lad doesn't even watch porn instead he just looks at pictures of the prime minister

i'd be the most puritanical candidate ever

It's dead anyway dipshit

If Labour wins it will collapse faster and then we can hang commies faster lel

great film

MILK SURGE

>ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/employmentandemployeetypes/bulletins/uklabourmarket/apr2017#unemployment
>3061580 unemployed
>767000 vacancies
>4x as many unemployed as vacancies
fuck lads what do we do?

Its confirmed now, the only people that will vote for Labour are grubby students, foreigners and a few hard left champagne Marxists who live in North London.

>labour voters posting nothing but shite on fb

Struggling to hold it together lads.

tea cakes fucking suck

Here's the shitty one I got today

Just like Lelbour.

We are never going to get our Britain back, are we lads?