Brit/pol/ - Press S to Spit Edition

>Tories set out their stall on workers' rights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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youtu.be/MWHPJ8hO-ZM
youtube.com/watch?v=7XVeLL33Ecc
m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_sVAOxB05A
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-highest-poll-rating-start-election-campaign-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7734866.html
youtube.com/watch?v=ja2Wdz_3zsQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Forgot to add:
>Bastard child murderer Ian Brady finally dead:
itv.com/news/2017-05-15/moors-murderer-ian-brady-dead-at-age-79/

Is he dead? I saw he was ill or some shit.

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Is Ian Brady, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

RIP big man. You're back with Myra now.

ian paisley was a fucking faggot who wrecked the island of Ireland

prove me wrong

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>plastic paddy

RIP IAN HARTE

>MUH HERITAGE

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I work in Merseycare lol, he died hours ago

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Hahahaha top kek.

>be a refugee looking for gibs
>wind up queing for bread in veneuezula
>children die of zika
>have to eat boiled monkey for breakfast
>literally live in a favela
>no mosques in the entire country
>women all have aids and their cartel boyfriends kill you when you try ficki ficki
>cartel won't even traffic you now trumps built the wall

Not to bitch, but I just wanted to post that daily reminder that we have become a subreddit.

Brit/pol/ is my port in the storm on this ever-degenerating meme website.

Pic related:
>Sup Forums, what would you say to the Devil if you arrived in Hell?

Compulsory viewing for those who haven't already seen it.

We were never asked.

youtu.be/MWHPJ8hO-ZM

Why?

Of those 28 (turks), 2 gangraped a woman and got deported

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who here unironically wants to privatise the NHS

Fuck that bitch, vote for the one that looks like obie one, whats his face labour dude jedi mother fucker

>Dronald Braapf

yeah word, she's the only QT QT i know of

more nicos please!

Blackpills need to just stop being useless wastes of space desu.

Not all of them can become Mail on Sunday columnists.

>not shitposting because newfags can't into hotpocketeering so they get pissed off and reply and oldfags make fun of them and tell them they fell for shit bait

/ptg/ is long gone
brit/pol/ is the white man's last stand

Is that safe? I imagine that is exactly the kind of thing they have a Far-Right group set up in New Scotland Yard to listen in on...

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WE'RE REACHING IMPOSSIBLE LEVELS OF INBREEDING LADS

Aye, allowing people to Opt out would be much better

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>he's actually president
sometimes it hits me all over again

Should of been hanged, hundreds of thousands of tax money would of been saved.

youtube.com/watch?v=7XVeLL33Ecc

haha epic dude i was gonna vote for the guy that wanted to take shit loads of war refugees wotsits face, one who likes milk a lot

national insurance should not be increased anymore. The NHS should remain

a system should be introduced where you can purchase credits to be used at more desirable GPs, elective surgery and outpatient clinics.

over the years hopefully this system would mean the NHS is in charge of a and e, emergency surgery, intensive care and a few others

guess you could call that privatisation but it seems to work in other countries with better health outcomes.

Alright lads. Reckon the lefties will up in arms riot in London after the G.E.?

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>hotpocketeering
Never heard of him mate

nico nico nii

Sounds like unsourced bullshit to me

>aides hired during the Obama administration therefore neoliberals
>see Donald annoyed one time
>realize they can make money squealing
>DRUMPF WAS SCREAMING AT LE TV ITS MUH RUSSIA

I think I do. I feel like the only solution anyone ever proposes is "throw more money at it" which is just keeping it on life support, or "restructure it" which is impossible thanks to red tape and colossal administritive bloat.

The only problem is the only people who will even admit to wanting to privatise it are the Tories, and their fucked-up crony capitalism is literally just as bad as socialism.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_sVAOxB05A

I would opt out desu

i want to opt out of all interactions with our meme government
leave me alone

opt-out NHS system would be pretty good since it'd fail catastrophically within a few years as it'd just end up being fatties and old people paying high taxes for fatties and old people

>Implying rioters are politically active in any way
They'll always be riots no matter who wins

Great song and the first thing I thought of when I saw he had died.

Is that Toby Jones?

Why so your women look like this?

>One adviser said
>Not naming the adviser

WEW

REAL NEWS LADS

thanks senpai
i REALLY like nico

Top kek I was trying to remember his name

I'd like a premium service where you could jump the queue. BUPA is kinda like that but make it part of the NHS.

>tfw I have to go through security clearance for a job I'm applying for

They're not g-going to see all the horrifically extreme things I've p-posted on the chans... r-right?

Nah Opt out means you dont pay the N.I. but are charged for when you need to use the NHS so effectively make the money back up.

It could be a great Tory policy as it rewards healthy Living

somebody post stephen fry.

I'd do the one on the 'far right' if you get me.

Genetic defects from inbreeding, slutty mindset, too much make-up, fake tan and hair dye.

I want an opt out tax system, not full privitasation

Parents have hidden the biscuit tin.

you
are
a newfag
lazytown.jpg

I saw a thread on [spoiler] r/ukpolitics [/spoiler] where a bunch of the usual London lefties and champagne socialists were literally shaking and just couldn't put together any legitimate reason as to why the rest of the country seems to hate them.

I fucking hate that place, I hate what "political debate" in this country has been allowed to become. I feel like this place is one of the few that is keeping me sane.

What does having a really ugly wife do to a man mentally? Knowing every time you go out to parties nobody is remotely impressed. The girls all pity her and the lads rip on her behind your back.

He must beat her or something

booze

Lads got some silly fit bird on tinder who's a fitness model who wants me to take her on a date on Saturday.

Downside is she's a complete moron and I can't stand her and she's texting me constantly all this ridiculous 16 year old type mental stuff.

>"Ooooh second date let's go mini golf!!!!!"
>"Hi what u up to babe?"
>"OMGGGGG I can't wait to have a cheat meal at dinner wiv u!"

Should I see it though to bang her or sack it off. She's T H I C C as hell but I'm struggling with how I have to sink to her level and converse with her like I'm an actual moron.

>Something something strong leadership and stable government versus weak leadership and chaotic government something something.

Okay Theresa, we get it. Shit on us and day of rope is soon coming. Let's hope the reason you've not got kids is because you've got massive bollocks instead of ovaries. I think you've got brains, the election call was spot on, in fact you've played it pretty well so far. 8/10 on all the stuff that's second tier important apart from sorting out the invasion which you really are a fucking shower in regard to (a fucking 0/10 tier shower of shit). Some of us are hoping slippery Cameron and the wets made it impossible to actually do anything about it when you were Home Secretary, so now that you have the reins perhaps your actions will start matching your rhetoric. Let's see.

reminder that nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels

sorry to hear that. you don't keep your tunnocks in there do you?

>i want to opt out of all interactions with our meme government
This is the worst part.
>we're increasing taxes due to costs
>we're also doing far less

We don't even have street lights out here, and our council tax went up. It's all bullshit.

Being blackpilled in the current environment is actually good for you, it allows you to see through all the bullshit everyone else seems to have totally swallowed and spits up all over the place.

People only defend the NHS so much because it's all we have left as a nation.

True, bit sad for the moment that's in it though. Im glad the cunt is dead.

Didn't he literally want to die? Should have let him hang himself and not even have to pay for an executioner.

make the NHS part of BUPA

so you don't fund it at all?
then those using it least and paying most into it would pull out first which would increase the burden on those who use it more and pay least into it, which would cause a new bracket of those most burdened to pull out, and so on and so forth until the only group of people paying literally all the taxes for the NHS are bourgeois corbyn fanboys

m-me too senpai....

The absolute state of you, lad.

>Donald Trump
>screaming

Yeah, that's fake news alright

post photos and we'll weigh up the options

It honestly baffles me.
He could absolutely, unironically, do way better.
As much of a walking meme as he is, she's punching way above her weight.
Why?
His self-esteem must be non-existent.
O-Or she's just dead nice

Mc Donald's have security clearance?

But seriously you're fucked.

Pack a bag and head to Dover. Don't stop till you're the other side of the iron curtain.

SELF ENTITLED

SCUM
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user, have you ever seen a cute anime girl dating a fatty?
become what she wants

>Lads got some silly fit bird on tinder who's a fitness model
>She's T H I C C as hell

This, goddamn i Piled on pounds a few years back, never again glad im skinny again, movement is just so much easier

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Convince me to vote in this upcoming election lads. I don't really see the point if I am honest, we will only find out if a party is capable of leading a Brexit Britain is after we have left two years- with or without a deal.

I feel the Tory party are only going to utilise the opportunity of Brexit to consolidate their own agenda and not take the country into a brilliant future. What if May creates a Constitution when the Queen dies?

I don't trust any of the parties.

It's been so long I'd consider a few of these now

Depends if you have any decency or not. If you just want a shag, go for it.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-highest-poll-rating-start-election-campaign-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7734866.html

No...

Tfw im in the same boat, ive been applying for clearance to work at a atomic weapons establishment.

Funny how i havent heard back from them, must be my amazon history from when i brought the Turner Diaries top kek!

he joined one of those proper into it churches as an adult and found her through that

TOPKEK

DIRTY
DUMB
LABOUR VOTING
SCUM

Tories will not give us a JF style written constitution.

Look at the yougov breakdowns showing all the growth is in labour safe and tory ultra-safe seats. The marginals are swining heavily tory.

It's the shy Tory effect. Polls are all wrong and Conservatives will get a 200 majority.

this

Lads I'm starting to doubt myself...
I voted to leave the EU with pride and knowledge that the UK would be sovereign again, but after watching this highly informative EU and French funded film I think it might be a bad idea.

How can we let our country sink and be eaten by the Aryan barbarians?

youtube.com/watch?v=ja2Wdz_3zsQ

He's a conflicted gay and she looks like a man.

Live and work in London.

Last year of politics has been fucking hilarious. My manager in a previous job was in tears (yes really) on the morning of brexit.

Atm everyone pretty much pays the same into it

Obviously I'd feel sorry for those using it the most, but if ur young, you shouldn't really need to visit a Hospital that much

Might pop to Tesco and grab some biscuits.