How do we get rid of this cancer?!
>looks like shit
>landscape is awful
>no mountains
>"people" are inbreds cause its an island
>no contribution to humanity since the 19th, possibly 18th century
>cars on the wrong side of the road for petty reasons
>no architecture
>zero aesthetics
>no real culture
>disgusting food
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>Be German
>Never win a war
>Get BTFO at Dresden by based RAF
>Try to destroy Europe again with the EU
>Only succeed in letting in millions of refugees into your country.
>Be angry at UK for leaving EU cuckfest
>write angry post about how UK sucks
>Go back to watching cuck porn as Mehmet gives your gf Erika some ficki ficki.
Eternally buttblasted Tuetons
England is the greatest country ever made on God's green Earth
you clowns would unironically starve to death without us lmao
>no contribution to humanity since the 19th, possibly 18th century
Is the German education system completely shit?
The steam engine
Telephone
Penicillin
Television
Keynesian Economics
Literally the World Wide Web.
I think Russia can keep Konisberg
>it's another kraut buttmad over brexit episode
The whole northern Ireland thing is really just embarrassing. I genuinely don't understand how pathetic you must be to lose to a bunch of drunk morons.
If Ulster and Scotland secede I would laugh my ass off.
>literally starve
We import cars and equipment from you not agricultural products.
After 1945 you had your entire economy reorganised and planned by the Americans. There is very little achievement in it.
Most of your population are unpatriotic and guilt-ridden for ww2. Nobody in Germany cares about the country other than during football season.
Despite the fact that linguistically and genetically we English are your cousins you continue to scream and cry at us for no reason other than a pathetic sense of inferiority.
Look Kraut-bro, we didn't gang rape you women during ww2 like the Russians did. Why are you so obsessed with us?
>>no mountains
All of those except WWW (maybe not) are Scottish inventions you mong.
>almost a year since Brexit
>Germans still this assfrustrated
>>no mountains.
You literally lost a group of Vietnamese farmers.
Those are highlands not mountains
>calling those rocks mountains
lmao ... good one
Keynes was not Scottish
Also Scotland is part of Britain. Deal with it.
we all know those are just really big hills
>disgusting food
Sure is... However I wouldn't be saying anything about food, Deutscher.
99% of americucks circlejerk about german food on this board
it is infinitely better than british "food"
>There is no universally accepted definition of a mountain. Elevation, volume, relief, steepness, spacing and continuity have been used as criteria for defining a mountain.[2] In the Oxford English Dictionary a mountain is defined as "a natural elevation of the earth surface rising more or less abruptly from the surrounding level and attaining an altitude which, relatively to the adjacent elevation, is impressive or notable."[2]
>Whether a landform is called a mountain may depend on local usage. Mount Scott outside Lawton, Oklahoma is only 251 m (823 ft) from its base to its highest point. Whittow's Dictionary of Physical Geography[3] states "Some authorities regard eminences above 600 metres (2,000 ft) as mountains, those below being referred to as hills."
>A Munro (About this sound listen (help·info)) is a mountain in Scotland with a height over 3,000 feet (914 m). Munros are named after Sir Hugh Munro, 4th Baronet (1856–1919), who produced the first list of such hills, known as Munro's Tables, in 1891. A Munro top is a summit that is not regarded as a separate mountain and which is over 3,000 feet. In the 2012 revision of the tables, published by the Scottish Mountaineering Club, there are 282 Munros and 227 further subsidiary tops.
desperation
I'm glad you have time to get these pictures while Abdul fucks your wife and mother. I'm sure all that yodelling really downs out their moans.
Fed our soldiers pretty well for quote on quote food.....
be aware of asian gangs
Come in UK, Netherlands here.
It pretty much sucks here right now so tonight, when mama Merkel is asleep we plan on sneaking out. Can we join u britfags, like become Hollandshire or something?
>American cuisine
You are only known for steaks and tacos.
I'm Welsh and I identify as British so you fucking sheep sahgers should too
Ah yes German food...
It's a shame you krauts seem to have mistaken cock for bratwurst.
>number of summits greater than 900m above sea level in Germany: 23
>number of summits greater than 900m in Scotland: 282 (not including secondary peaks)
is there any source of salt more pleniful than germany
>seeds on the bun
why is this allowed
No. They are just about the same in quality. In fact, they are exactly the same. You literally cannot tell the difference.
In fact, in generally Anglos and 'Aryans' are exactly the same. (Of course the difference being when they were cucked by the EU they left. You guys are still being cucked by Herr Merkel. So I guess the major difference is that Anglos have a pair of balls between their legs.)
Hahaha Krauts BTFO.
Why are we arguing whose country is better based on geographical topography?
Don't know if you noticed, but Scotland is part of Britain as well. If you meant to say ENGLAND in your OP then you should have said ENGLAND.
t. Scotland
>tfw I'd refute your points but I actually like Germany a lot, at least I liked what Germany used to be before it was competing with Sweden to be the worlds largest migrant centre
Why are (((Germans))) so butthurt that we're leaving the EU? Every time I see a thread against us leaving its always a (((German))). Every goddamn time.
This guy gets it.
>landscape is awful
are you fucking blind?
Also, although the prototype steam engine was a Scottish invention, the man who turned it into an economically viable device was a self-taught engineer from north England called George Stephenson, whose innovations more than quadrupled the efficiency of early steam locomotives.
Nah. If you knew anything about American food you'd know it doesn't exist. Pretty much you can find everything here.
Postmodernist geological-relativism jew cancer
Your just mad because your Chancellor would rather let 300,000 people loose their jobs than have a trade deal that but ass rape your already dead economy. And how's the wife btw? Last time I heard Jamal beat her up for not cooking the chicken properly.
How did you survive the potato faming?
maybe some of your fellow potatos
Because a stupid kraut brought it up in the OP for some reason.
>its another "german is having an autistic tantrum over brexit" episode
Oh yeh, the WWW. people still use that shit?
>literally Starve
>probably about 80% of England and Wales is farmland
Okay muhammad
>Britts unironically eat this
>beat germany in both world wars
I live in a place where the view is like this. But it's so boring you will just want to tear your eyeballs out.
>no real culture
>disgusting food
Your one to talk Hans
But you must have created something remotely unique.
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Have you ever had it, Ivan?
How do we get rid of this cancer?!
>looks like shit
>landscape is awful
>no mountains
>"people" are inbreds cause its an Turkish Colony
>no contribution to humanity since ever
>cars on the wrong side of the road because >Muh France
>no architecture
>zero aesthetics
>no real culture
>disgusting food
Hahaha btfo Germany thank you Mr Manx
mountain dew and Doritos
uncultured swine.
FPBP
Based isle of Mann
> linguistically and genetically we English are your cousins
that`s exactly how i see it, mate, nevermind the shit-posters.
The landscape is beautiful. I've yet to encounter anything more pleasant than the English countryside on a sunny day.
>wishes to destroy the UK
>really just has to be patient
2 world wars
1 world cup
1 uncucking
What next?
Barbecue is American right?
This is a holodets. Its a jelly made of hoofs, bones and tails, because meat was a defficite in sovok.
>holding meat over fire is a british invention now
lmao ... really?
I enjoyed German food in Germany+Austria.
Except for blutwurst. Holy fuck. Almost vomited.
Weisswurst was good AF.
lol coming from a German
>no significant German contributions to humanity (Schopenhauer was only teaching Hinduism and budhism, any one else worth noting was a Jew)
>Brits evened the basic ideas of freedom, capitalism and oh, how about the fucking computer.
>still contribute more than Germany
Germany is basically a slightly fancier china - good place for manufacturing.
Both Germany and China seem to think they're worth a damn.
I don't get the point of these threads, we can sling our shit at each other all day long but that won't achieve anything. The jews are still winning and here we are arguing over bad food and mountains.
Not what I asked.
Bring weed.
>English, Welsh and Scottish farmers have all been forced to lower their production outputs because of the way the French abuse the subsidy system if the UK farmers want to compete in the EU market
>when we leave the EU there will be no autistic requirements or restrictions by the EU for funding and subsidizing so we'll be able to produce enough food to feed America 3 times over
>We'll also no longer have to pay autistic import tarrifs on New Zealand and Aussie crops, cattle and sheep
>germans actually believe we're worse off outside of their meme farmers market thats getting abused left, right and centre by Jacque and Miguel
I never said it was British, I said it was American and that meat wasn't held over fire, it was exposed to smoke.
FPBP
Germany - the slightly fancier version of China: good workers, lame culture. first to be replaced by robots.
the only reason the UK isn't worse off than Poland today right here ladies and gentleman
they bought themselves a future by pushing for the jewish state
>Looks like shit
Fuck off Hans, England is beautiful once you get out of paki central.
It's just friendly banter, at least it is from our end. The Germans seem to be taking it a bit too seriously as of late.
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That's fucking disgusting.
>a group of Indians committed less sex crimes over 16 years than a group of """refugees""" committed in a single new years eve
>they bought themselves a future by pushing for the jewish state
Mayer Amschel Rothschild was from Germany
>btfo
>our GDP is almost 2x
>the gap will grow after the complete brexit
watch out for the time when anglos try to mass migrate into germany lmao
>Be English
>win war
>lose empire
Only a German could actually think that even German food can be a point of pride.
>There is nothing good about Germany except discipline.
what is "industrial revolution" you dumb krautfaggot
Cmon Hans, Can't we all be friends? What did the Brits ever do to you besides participate in crushing you in two world wars and hammering yet another nail into the EU's coffin?
Support Scottish independence!
B-b-but muh commonwealth
Funny that majority of them are all Scottish
They don't understand banter, it isn't part of their culture. They also don't understand sarcasm and have a hard time grasping the concept of irony.
German humour is no laughing matter.
>before industrial revolution
>europe and the west are homogenous societies that colonized the rest of the world
>after the industrial revolution
>2017
swallow the technology pill my dude ... the anglos are responsible for the death of the west
I'm sure your superior GDP will bring you so much comfort as you cry watching precious Erika get ROACHED.
I don`t know anyone who unironically eated it
>20 million more people and you can only muster a 6k GDP PPP lead
At least we lost our empire and not half of our mainland country.
>be german
>lose war
>lose war
>lose land
>loser war
>loser war
>lose more land
>Merkel
>lose Nationhood, culture, pride, language
HAHAHAHA
BTFO
Thou shalt not lie, Jew.
>Nietzsche, Hegel, Habermas etc.
>en.wikipedia.org
etc., etc.