THERE IS A LITERAL TRAITOR IN THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND YOU FAGGOTS SUPPORT AND ADORE HIM LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES HOW FUCKING DARE YOU EVEN ATTEMPT TO CALL YOURSELVES AMERICANS
WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR YOU IDIOTS TO REALIZE THIS IS ONLY HURTING US WHAT WERE YOU EVEN TRYING TO DO, WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOUR ACTUAL GOAL HERE??
Brognald Drughmpletiltskin can never get away with this.
Jason Stewart
>He believes fake news
Brayden Gray
man, you guys really hate Stephen Colbert
did he touch a button?
Robert Jenkins
drumpf fucks white and people fuck people white and drumpf whites and drumpf get fucked
Benjamin Butler
If we get one scoop And Trump gets two scoops.
Does that mean the bogs get three scoops?
Josiah Green
We hate him because he is bigoted against gays.
Colton Lee
They microdose on dippin dots like all the real heavy hitters
Gavin Evans
>Le funny man of insulting a party
Political humour always is trash, even when its nuetral. It just isnt funny.
Austin Richardson
I want four scoops
Landon Lopez
The bogs are beyond the idea of scoops. They get buvkets of ice cream
Jack Hall
Trump WILL be impeached. He WILL go to prison. the only question is how long until it happens, drumpftards
Jonathan Wood
>political humor isnt funny
bahahahahahaha
I'll be honest, it was funny watching right wingers pretend outrage at that fabricated story. As if Trump and Putin could somehow be in a heterosexual relationship together.
Liam Lee
Colbert is literally a DNC shill. And I'm not using that word freely like the idiots at /ptg/ who call everyone and everything a shill. Colbert actually takes orders from the DNC. You'd know this if you read wikileaks.
Bentley Flores
I must admit, I've never seen this level of media hysteria directed at any other president. Maybe if these people didn't promote an ideology that gave government and it's president as much power as possibly, they wouldn't completely lose their shit whenever it changed hands to someone they don't like.
Landon Myers
>possibly possible
Ethan Peterson
why dont we all watch the RNC comedy talk show shill then?
Wyatt Robinson
And Hillary will win in a landslide..
Elijah King
Because kikes own the media
Eli Turner
What's the scoop on this???
Jose Miller
GRRRRRRNNNNNLDDDGGFMMMMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Oliver Lopez
Don't millions flow into conservative news outlets though? Arent talk shows cheap to make ( a desk, a host, a guest or two)?
Oliver Wood
>colbert s-sure got you triggered! t. faggot who's buttmad because Sup Forums is making fun of his boyfriend
Andrew Evans
>Look ma, I posted it again!
Caleb Peterson
Who do you think hands out the scoops?
James Gray
Yes, but agenda is more important than profit.
Brandon Martinez
GLUMPFFFFFFFF
Sebastian Long
gtk rwn
James Lopez
THIS IS IT BLOMPH, NO MORE SCOOPS
Jordan Rogers
Give me the password and the scepter is yours DRINALD.
James Bailey
hahahaha
I'm not a fan of his but Colbert's reaction to Trump calling him out was pretty funny. Like he definitely got the upper hand there.
That's why I think all of these Colbert memes are popping up. Y'all are just butthurt.
Daniel Cooper
So conservatives don't have a comedy talk show because profit is not important? I don't get it. If the agenda is important, would they not have a comedy talkshow to push their views? Why does it not exist, like on fox or something.
Tyler Butler
That's exactly what they want you to believe. Choco-vanilla softserve is the final Bogpill
Jayden Jenkins
>Colbert winning >when the narrative he was pushing crumbled briefly after Comey got fired and he had to correct his audience's opinion Colbert and his leftist masters aren't "winning" jack shit.
Adrian Powell
XEHANORT
Easton Reyes
I know someone keeps leaking to the press :(
Hudson Ward
it wasn't funny.
political humor can not be funny if you are intelligent, especially when coupled with a cued audience.
There is too much on the line. They do us no service and their whole sense of "humor" is based off of childish insults and really bad often barely related to the topic jokes. I mean they really reach. It's cringe tier shit.
Eli Hernandez
There is one conservative channel in the US because Rupert Murdoch is controlled opposition. The agenda is left leaning, hence the huge amount of left leaning stations and news networks.
It would make sense that there would be a right wing comedy show on a profitable network like Fox, but there isn't.
Why? Because that would be giving the right the same sort of denouncement tactic the left has. Comedy for some reason creates the idea of you being right. Like you can shatter the seriousness of a thing and mock it.
It's a major reason why libtards cite comedians more than legitimate sources, and ((they)) don't want the right to have that power.
Landon Turner
RUSSIA!!!!
Nicholas Robinson
WAS GETTING TWO SCOOPS PART OF YOUR PLAN
Camden Bailey
And gay people wonder why they're hated
Cooper Turner
...
Justin Perry
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO, HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY CLAPPER MASTER INTO A STUPID MEME. HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN STRANGERS WITH CANDY?1?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Carson Morris
Our Journalists are highlighting Trumps retardation. Trump is literally directly endangering our people on the ground
Samuel Kelly
He touched the button that dispenses the ice cream my dear friend.
I'm not a fan of ice cream but wHO THE FUCK LET DOMNHALL GRISVALDUMPF HAVE TWO SCOOPS ITS NOT FAIR AHHHHBAHGBAHGDUMPFIEDOOOOOO STOP STOOOOOOÓÖP ITTTTTTT LURMPFFFFF
Jonathan Watson
I'M COMING FOR THE SCOOBIES ZRUMPFF
Angel Robinson
Technically, they did get three scoops. But the number of scoops they have in total is way more.
Lucas Walker
TUU SCUUPS FRUMPF
BB IS CUMMING NEIN MUNTHS PREGNAN GHRUMPF
I HAEV THE MUMPFS GRUMP
TUU SCUUPS OF MEXCUN CINDY IN URETRA MRUMF!!!
James Carter
...
Mason Sanchez
they're mocking you, tard. it started on Sup Forums anyways.
>y'all
Joshua King
But user, Obama assured us there were no boots on the ground. Now I'm confused.
Dylan Nguyen
THE FLIGHT PLAN LISTS ME, MY MEN, BUT ONLY ONE SCOOP, ZLOMPH!!!!!!!
Hudson Gray
I glanced at Colbert's Twitter, it's all shitting on Trump. It's fucking sad at least Conan OBrien and Jimmy Fallon talk about other things and at least fucking wished you a happy mother's day.
Alexander Lopez
So, Fox is really the left, but they cant have a talkshow because theyre on the right? I'm not following you here.
Logan Hernandez
the traitor is the fucking faggot obama clinton faggot aides who are millennial peice of shit traitors leaking every god damn classified conversation they over hear. WHen they catch this faggot or dyke bitch, they need to serve them with treason charges
Leo Young
OF COURSE!
Lucas Barnes
Bull
Charles Jenkins
BLOOOOOMMMMPPPPHHHHHHGRGRGRGGGRGTTGRGR
ZXCERTERTETERTERGHGGHGHGHGHHGH
Ryder Young
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR KIDS? TELL THEM THAT BURGLE BLAMPF SOLD THIS COUNTRY DOWN THE RIVER AND FOR WHAT? TWO PATHETIC SCOOPS?
Anthony Clark
working overtime, eh?
Lucas Bailey
KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGG SCROOOOOOOOOOOPSSSS
Ethan Garcia
Colbert shitposters unite
Ryan Ward
Did you ever once in your life had an original thought of your own? It's Getting lame: Sell your kidneys and die already
Nicholas Collins
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SCOOP PECAN, BEFORE HAVING A SUNDAE WITH PLATAINS
Julian Allen
ya know, I havent been on gurochan in a long time. I think Im just getting older.
Josiah Edwards
Someone explain the colbert meme to me without seriously insinuating that they were being serious with the ice cream quip
It seems like the equivalent of toddposting but with less basis in stuff that's actually happened
James Torres
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Nolan Robinson
SCOOPS FOR THE SCOOPS CONE
Nathaniel Jones
There's nothing to explain except that I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
Noah Rogers
Same, his homo bashing needs to END
Jose Smith
>certainly they were gassed, despite looking like other pictures of famine victims
Julian Campbell
It wasn't a quip, CNN ran a whole fucking story on it.
This meme is a daring synthesis of many memes, it's evolved and will continue to do so so long as the left wing media keeps making an ass of itself
Jordan Hall
You're so right. How dare he have two scoops!!!! Impeach now.
it's not like anderson fucking cooper did a bit on it
John Nguyen
It's stupid and funny.
Bentley Cox
2 scoops, for you
Andrew Gutierrez
And even funnier because some idiots apparently feel the need to come to colbert's defense over a stupid meme.
Parker Watson
ERMPOACH GEUMNORP FLUMBPHT
Jace Mitchell
MAGA... you are getting trolled by fake news my friend. Trump will outlast all of this nonsense. He probably told on Hillary for having Seth Rich killed
Leo Hall
i'm just telling you it's a dumb forced meme based on taking a joke seriously
if it makes you have a giggle you do you mate
Ian Walker
He runs shit in ice cream town, and you're only allowed one scorp
Adam Gonzalez
...
Oliver Perez
TRONALP BLORMPK
Dylan Long
You're the traitor, OP.
And your caps lock key is broken, moron.
Luke Johnson
Colbert escapes Trump Asylum and takes Ivanka for a drive.