Germans - When will they learn

National Socialism wasn't the real reason no one liked Germans in WW2, this was:

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What is there to discuss, we beat the living shit out of them twice and they still didn't learn. Just genocide them the next time.

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>Germany Has an Arrogance Problem
So much salt. Why don't you all drop out of the Euro? Would be better for us.

Stupid cunt.

Australians are bargain bin Americans, but with potty mouths and a bottle of liquor

Wait i thought the entire continent of Europe was unified in the hatred of French people. What happened?

agreed
i hate french people more

let's not kid ourselves, the rest of the world is just jelly

its true though, most germans feel superior to others

The US election for example. every fucker here literally thought he is more educated and sophisticated than the people of the country the election was held.

>National Socialism wasn't the real reason no one liked Germans in WW2, this was:
Jews.

Krauts all are faggots and are the cancer of europe. But the country is now, at least, 33% muslim so they are fucked anyway.

No shit Germany has an arrogance problem. Everyone in Europe knows that.

>*are all

I don't know a single person that hates French people. Where the hell do you live

>But it’s increasingly clear that one country’s allegedly evidence-based Besserwisserei is another country’s intolerable smugness. Just ask Germany’s European neighbors, and others, including the United States, where resentment of Germans has been percolating for years, under constant threat of bubbling over.

This is true ALL OVER THE WORLD.

The EU will never work as long as it is controlled by Germany and Europe will not function as long as a unified German state exists

I just want to point out that this german is not being ironic or sarcastic. He literally means what he is saying and can't see the arrogance.

I used to like Germany, but that one fuckhead who posts here all the time has turned me against Germany. What a shame, he's probably a Turk too.

Waar heb jij het over kanker idioot heb je ooit ook maar één fransman gesproken? Dat volk is het laagste van het laagste.

Finally people are on board for German genocide just like Germans.

>and Europe will not function as long as a unified German state exists
This. They need to be balkanized.

French are just helpless, Germans are efficient in their destruction of Europe.
Germans are to competent when they try to make something happen.
WW2 and now merkels idea of a Islamic EU.

Germans are usually arrogant but in my experience Swedes beat them at that. And to make it worse they mask it behind a mix of condescending fake friendliness and passive aggression.

Bu then you would have no vassals.

Hello friend. I am glad it is working
Nuke soon?

>In the 1949-to-1990 Bonn Republic, West Germany was a humble subordinate of the Western alliance.
Yes, how dare we to unshackle ourselves from the benign diktat of the Western powers.
I'd love to go it alone but you wanted to keep us in check with the EU not the other way round. Not our fault that your cage hasn't proved strong enough.

True, people should be happy we are too few to control the EU or we would do crazier shit than Germany.

Swedes are extremely racist masked behind virtue signaling and compassion for the stray dogs that we take in.

>Germans are usually arrogant but in my experience Swedes beat them at that. And to make it worse they mask it behind a mix of condescending fake friendliness and passive aggression.
It's funny you mention that. Because swedes and germans are genetically alike, while danes and norwegians are more different from them. Only have danish source.
biokemi.org/biozoom/issues/526/articles/2403
"Den genetiske kortlægning afslorer både ligheder og overraskende forskelle mellem de europæiske befolkningsgrupper. Genetisk set ligner danskerne både nordmænd, nordtyskere og hollændere, mens svenskerne tydeligt adskiller sig fra andre skandinaver ved genetisk set kun at ligne tyskerne"
It just says swedes clearly are different from the other nordics by resembling the germans that much.

Sounds about right

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Background on the meme, CNN runs a story about Trump shortchanging reporters on food, which Stephen Colbert freaked out on:

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I don't think the original Stephen report addressed whether other folks requested more scoops of ice cream, or a different salad dressing in the slightest.

The reason for WW2 (and WW1) was the economic success of a united germany since 1871 and them not falling into line with the useful idiots of (((globalism))).

In all seriousness I hope people hate Germans.
There are so many holocaust movies it would hurt me if all that money was wasted.

>I'd love to go it alone
Liar. You want to rule europe. You feel it is your right because you can beat all other countries in a 1v1.

Reminder that Sweden started the first race biological institute in the 1920s and we sterilized handicaps, ugly people and immigrants.
We were the inspiration for Hitler's Germany. Not joking
Why do you think they left us alone without any hassle.

>He literally means what he is saying
Of course I do. Why wouldn't I? We would be way better off without the EU. Denmark will follow our regulations anyways in all industrial sectors (except for Lego maybe).

>They need to be balkanized.
I'm all for it. But Schleswig-Holstein +Hamburg alone would be enough to dominate you. Same for BaWü and France and Bavaria and Italy.

Of course we would. And we wouldn't have to pay for their denbts either.

Ik woon gedeeltelijk in Frankrijk achterlijke mongool dus heb inderdaad zat Fransen gesproken. Volgens mij heb jij er nooit een gesproken, niks mis met die mensen. Je kent ze zeker alleen van memes en grapjes.

Never trust a kraut

>I'm all for it. But Schleswig-Holstein +Hamburg alone would be enough to dominate you.
+HAMBURG. 2 SCOOPS!

You people are idiots

Reminder that Swedes are half-Jews.

Leave the Germans alone! They've suffered enough! The history books describe Germans as evil racists that commit genocide when there are no supporting evidence of the Jewish Holocaust. It was all propaganda. There were no gas chambers. There was no way several bodies were shoved into tiny oven every hour every day to account for the 6 million reported deaths. Jews make up stories about being Holocaust survivors to profit off books and movies. Everyone was starving towards the end of the war since supply routes were bombed. Nobody talks about the 11 MILLION Germans that died after the war from allied occupation.

And you inspired germany yet again by taking in zillions of muslims and just handing them the keys to your country

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Average germs:

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not hearing an insult, i don't mind being compared with americans.

>You want to rule europe.
What do we get from ruling over a shithole like Greece or an unreformable niggercountry like France?
The era of slave labour is over. Lean and mean is the new mode for the 4th Reich.

Tbf, I'll take Czechia, Slovenia and the Baltics. Good racial material and in need of good leadership.
Denmark on the other hand is quite well off alone. You can suck each others dick up there in Scandinavia for all I care.

There must be something defect in your brain if you don't hate Germans.

We have been the most self-hating we have ever been in our entire history and yet articles are written about how smug we are.

I think everyone just naturally hates Germans and tries to justify it somehow but it just comes from the heart and doesn't have a real reason.

If we started massacring the germans no one would be more happy than the germans themselves

It truly is a sad story of people living in utopia and then trying to destroy it.

>70 years later, you still mad.jpg

That's weird, I thought you are more related to them, being neighbours etc. Also afaik more Danes have darker hair which are more prevalent in Germans than Swedes.
The reason for ww1 was that you were unable to accept that you missed out on most of colonization because you were too autistic to unite. Fortunately you are also too autistic to keep your country together, as evidenced by losing your Reich and getting partitioned twice in 30 years. But don't worry, the Nordic Master Race has always been too incapable to hold it's shit together, just look at the Swedish Empire. You should have let the Habsburgs unite you desu, despite the infamous inbredness of some monarchs the Austrian advisors were usually competent. Maybe diluting the master race genetics with more Celtic and/or Slavic admixture is the key.

>Denmark on the other hand is quite well off alone
Denmark is literally the littlebrother of Germany. You might slap us around a but, but you won't slaughter us.

I'm done with Europe. Destroy it of you wish.

>The reason for ww1 was that you were unable to accept that you missed out on most of colonization because you were too autistic to unite
/lol/ education.

As usual, these threads only show how inferior everyone else is. The Nazis didn't want to kill you all, but they really should have.

says the Roocunt anglo-saxon writing in a German dialect.

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>the Austrian advisors were usually competent
That's why you and everyone else wanted to get out of the KuK monarchy, right?

>Maybe diluting the master race genetics with more Celtic and/or Slavic admixture is the key.
Honestly I have thought about it. Cuckoldry seems to be ingrained into the Nordic race because they have an overabundance of empathy evolutionary selected to bring everyone through the winter.
I'd rather wait for genetic engineering. You can't unmix two races.

>You might slap us around a but, but you won't slaughter us.
Sorry, I'm from the South. When has Germany slapped Denmark around? From down here it always looks like a friendly relationship.

German "elites" are smug and the german people liked to be ruled & take it in the ass. The symbiotic relationship works in weak ass germany, but not the rest of the world. Germany / EU already fuck us over once before, why can't they just leave Europe alone.

Implying all other major powers aren't more arrogant.

>asks the British diplomat if they will stay neutral in case of a war against France and Russia
>the Anglo doesn't say anything
>the Anglos goal has been preserving the status quo for centuries
>lol I'm sure they will stay neutral, tell Austria to attack Serbia
Yes, everyone else is inferior, that's why you always bite more than you can chew.

>Why don't you all drop out of the Euro?
We're basically forced not to, look what they do to Britain, they want to "punish" the people for breaking free. Fuck that and fuck the EU! And fuck German dominion.
They seem dead set on destroying European cultures no matter what.

Your economy would flatline in a minute if you couldn't export to other EU countries under the conditions the EU allows you.

That pic almost makes EU seem human, best EU argument in 20 years,. but its still just a system for the elites to suck up public funding and mess up European cultures and sovereignty.
And promote Bourgeoisie good boi points, and flood Europe with refugees to lower wages, and remove social mobility, and remove economic mobility, and federalize, etc etc

>Reminder that Sweden started the first race biological institute in the 1920s and we sterilized handicaps, ugly people and immigrants.

Good.

>no supporting evidence of the jewish holocaust

You're one of those Americans who thinks everything in life is a Sup Forums meme.

Embaressing senpai

>Sorry, I'm from the South. When has Germany slapped Denmark around?
Otto Von Bismarck. We were ready to give you the german states back, but his army was new and it needed training. So he invaded Denmark just to train the troops. I'm serious. He took Jutland, just for fun then gave it back to us again.

>That's why you and everyone else wanted to get out of the KuK monarchy
They won our loyalty after the compromise. They have been running that show for centuries and it took 4 years of war on the worst front (Italian) to break our mediocre army and a forced peace treaty to dismantle the empire. We always had a love-hate relationship with the Austrians, and while they fucked us over quite hard a few times and their military competence was sometimes lacking, their diplomacy and scheming was pretty good.

>South German
>Considers Slavic/Celtic admixture cuckoldry
I have a feeling you have that as well. Might be an explanation why Bavarians are not insufferable autists and can actually enjoy life.

>We're basically forced not to
You aren't even in the Euro, Norway. And you aren't in the EU either.
You're still our bitch though. You get to implement all the regulations from Brussels that are sent to you by Fax.
Why do you think it would be different without the EU? German standards become world standards. The ISO has just taken all the DIN stuff and made it international. In fact you should be thankful that we let you have a word in Brussels when EU regulations are decided.

The EU market is becoming less and less important for us. It's a nice Dreingabe but long term nothing we want to rely on.
Only the IMPORTS from EU countries are important for us because we have off-shored a lot of our production.

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If sucking off migrants behind polling stations makes them more sophisticated, then I agree, Germans are a bit more superior than most Europeans. But isn't that the left in general? The more you hurt yourself and you kin while benefiting people who also want to hurt you, the more "superior" you are?

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heres a big red pill

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yes it is true, germans think they are superior to everyoneelse.

>Norway. And you aren't in the EU either.
We're one of the countries that pays the most in EEA and Schengen, and we want out.

>they want to "punish" the people for breaking free
crazy innit ?

>Otto von Bismarck
That should explain everything. Prussians were violent autistic retards even when they haven't existed yet, just look up how the Teutonic order tried to play hard with Hungary (expelled by force), Novgorod (btfo) and Poland-Lithuania (vassalized).

youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY
This video explains their history perfectly.

Maybe thats why i hate those nigels more than the jews

Since I was a little boy me and my family have had many close family friends who were Germans and still do as they visit us each summer. They are good people and the same goes for most other Germans I have met working in the tourism industry for the past decade or so.

My grandfather I think put it best when describing Germans. That mask, that facade most people put on when they go to work and take off when they get off of work Germans never take off except when they go abroad, only then do you get to see and hear their true self. The problem is the state and its posturing and how servile the Germanic people are, but if my acquaintances are anything to go by there is a lot of unrest and fear (again never shown publicly) in the working and middle class.

Bismarck made you an offer you should never have refused: He offered to split Holstein along the language border between you and us.
That was unprecedented völkisch at that time. But you were all like snowniggers and wanted to charge into German artillery fire. Your own fault.

>I have a feeling you have that as well.
Read again.

Don't make me come over there again Hans

The opposite is true. It would be better for all of us except you nazi failures.

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>In fact you should be thankful that we let you have a word in Brussels when EU regulations are decided.
Germany has no culture, not in the EU anyhow. And fuck Brussels, I would rather we fade away in history as a proud nation than be the subject of a western Belgian Congo where everyone is a slave.

Do you think they realise we are planning to wipe them all out yet?

i talked to some alcholic bum idiot german he thinks hes better then anyone else.

i am amazed by so much arrogance. they realy believe it like it is a fact.

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>kek at meme
>sees flag

Side status: out of orbit

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>the jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time

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>german
>posts BLACKED

can't make this shit up

i agree, fuck germans

>When your typical Germanic dick measuring contest is about deciding the superior cuckold

>britbong
>get raped by pakis daily

oy vey

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Fuck off Dad. When the US Government lies to get involved in every foreign war you start to question the 'truth' they feed you, and why it's illegal to question that 'truth' or they treat you like a nutjob. The US is the evil invaders that kills millions of foreigners and then packs up once the american people are tired of it until the next war.

>We

Stay poor gypsie don't come to
my country