Brit/pol/ - Remembering Jo Cox Edition

>Child murderer Ian Brady finally dead
itv.com/news/2017-05-15/moors-murderer-ian-brady-dead-at-age-79/

>Tories set out their stall on workers' rights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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Mummy May posters and Corbynistas out.

Brit/pol/ belongs to UKIP.

This is strictly a Romanian free zone.

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>Theresa May is awkward with children and says she's read all the Harry Potter books

Lads, I feel so sorry for mummy May. Her and Phillip were unable to conceive any children and that's always been emotionally hefty for her. She wants kids more than anything in the world. So much so that she's read all the Harry Potter books herself as an adult, with no little May children to tuck into bed and recite to. So much so that she despairs at how awkward she is around children - because she's never been able to parent her own.

We're all her children now. Mummy May, we love you.

Start buying guns.

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Owen 'cuck' Jones is going to be pissed

we /Tories/ now

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First for sucking off tired, hot, sweaty, white brit studs in tight, white undies with intact penis who look the opposite of Ricky gervais

NEVER

She covers up her mates raping children.

Bless her she's so awkward.

NIGEL LIVE FROM STRASBOURG IN TEN MINUTES

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Well brit/pol/ should we abolish the monarchy? Make your points and I will decide based on your posts

What?

dead eyes, lad
I'd say her uncle got the best of her way too early

UKIP is dying and the Tories are scum. If you care about the wellbeing of your fellow countrymen then vote Labour.

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Well I'm stumped!

Be interesting to see how the fucking ptg clowns on here try and spin this as a positive.

Who here like Labour's manifesto but absolutely cannot justify backing that shambles of a front bench ?

lads, i am helping my coworker move from shitty London suburb #1 to shitty London suburb #2 on Saturday

how do i make her fall in love with me

I do care about the wellbeing of my countrymen, which is why I don't want Britain turning into a post-socialist wasteland flooding with Pakis.

Why is she campaigning in a foreign... huh...

No.

Be good looking

>opposite of Ricky gervais

pilkington or merchant? lel.

>from london
Don't bother

Will Melina be there in a headscarf?

Deadlift her heaviest posession

what if it's an anti-islam speech though? I very highly doubt it, but what if?

>your fellow countrymen

Blacks and browns are not my countrymen

Get fucked

Remember to vote Yes in indyref2

Describe each political party with a book
>implying brit/pol/ has ever read a book

Wow. I sure can't wait to see Donald Trump, a world renowned Islamic scholar, give a speech on Islam.

>inb4 empty platitudes like "Islam is the religion of peace but we need to do something about the bad hombres"

Republicans belong in the bin.

>Did you put the kettle on, user, you little cunt? YOU BEST HAVE MY FUCKING TEA READY OR YOU'RE GETTING CUT AGAIN I FUCKING SWEAR.

she's actually from the orient

Turns out being involved in terrorist plots is quite different to just being a bit if a knob head

She has no children of her own either. Vultures.

His supporters are already spinning this on Twitter as 'he'll go there and tear islam to shreds!'.

Girl?

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Nah, make harry king tho for bants, william and kate would be too obvious.

Better quality. She'll close her Facebook before long.

suck her dick

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Who dis

What snacks does brit/pol/ recommend for election night, apart from the obvious.

>her
>dick

Just chiming in to say Yorkshire pudding sucks. It's not even pudding.

>allowing a black woman to be queen

JUST

Go watch the office, you fucking greasy, fat, disgusting waste of space. And don't come back!

I eat a full tube of pringles on US election night. Plan to do the same next month.

Technically the spouse of the ruler is not the royal counterpart, they are a prince or royal consort.
At least I think so

>imply Harry will marry her
He`s only in it for the shag.

I would unironically like to cook meals for a highly-strung rich bitch mentalist and attempt to tame her murderous proclivities, assuming she was loyal and interesting to spend time with

Collapse sweaty and sighing on her couch once you've finished lifting all the heavy stuff then say "Fancy a shower?" with a cheeky grin.

You then have about half a second to judge by her face whether she's up for it or not. If she isn't, laugh it off and move on.

Ginger Nuts, Terrys Chocolate Orange

Nope.

The husband of the queen is a prince, but the wife of a king is the queen.

fag

IF YOU VALUE THIS COUNTRY AND ANY OF THE PEOPLE IN IT YOU HAVE 1 OF 2 OPTIONS:

Get working on a new party to smash the tories.
Give up, take the blackpill and in every single politics conversation you have from now until the day you die explain why the country is fucked and why there is now hope to save it.

Just got fired for opening that

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>What did you just say, user? DID YOU JUST CALL ME 'LAVATORY' YOU FUCKING CUNT?

REPORTED

A pound out of B&M

You're only cucking yourself by voting Tory
They're going to win anyway so you'd just be giving an even bigger majority to the people who hate the far-right and white British hegemony

National Action were banned and the new antisemitism laws were made under the Tories you know

What about the kids though? They might come out white but remember the one drop rule.

Doritos with mild salsa dip. Few beers. Bottle of whisky. Couple of bars of pure chocolate, to melt in the mouth as you're sipping whisky. And plenty of nice fags.

That's not very equal is it, the husband of a queen should be a king! If the king had a husband what would they be called?

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>Give up, take the blackpill and in every single politics conversation you have from now until the day you die explain why the country is fucked and why there is now hope to save it.
Aye, lad. That's me.

>ruining absolutely everything with cigarettes and alcohol

Degenerate scumbag

>Get working on a new party to smash the tories

Don't forget to be a billionaire first.

her mouth is the lewdest part of this webm please post the other webms I know you have them

Jesus fuck. These judges should be gassed.

This

They are riddled with (((Freemasons))) the agenda is dull greedy jew at best.

What is that forehead?

There's a difference between a queen consort and queen regnant

This a million times over.

If you value this country stop voting.

my neighbourhood, east Toronto
pic related recently shut their doors.
there's also an Anglican church a hundred yards away being converted into loft apartments

I'm Scottish though. Tories are as far right as I'm going to viably get, plus they annoy all the right people.

Surely you want to see libtard salt on the 9th?

A five head

MORE THAN A BARGAIN!

That's my hot flatmate Vicky.

I only have the one webm because she sent it to me by accident.

NIGE
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>exam at 9am on the 9th of June
Fucking hate my life lads

>Ginger Nuts
Good choice. They are great dipped in tea.

degenerate filth

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All right lads. I'll send my postal vote for the Conservatives.

Labours been running their campaign pretty well. You can assume that most parties have a contingency plan in place for snap elections, i.e. list of main policies, direction and approach for this situation. They also came out batting pretty hard and quickly with pledges and media appearances.

Dare I say.... evidence of good leadership... ?

Consider this:
There have been some good interviews with Corbyn's former spokesman. In one of them he said that Milne had predicted a spring election back in November, and that they'd started preparing for it. They've been doing a great job so far. Policy is one of Corbyn's strong suits. Back at the first Labour leadership election the other three candidates were basically saying "vote for me, I'm nice" and Corbyn produced a policy document detailing his plans if he became leader.

I know it's not I've seen the other webms before

GYPSYS YES:
>We will end racism and discrimination against Gypsy, Roma and Traveller communities, and protect the right to lead a nomadic way of life.
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017/a-more-equal-society

Fuck you cunt

Penn state are choice snacks

Top kek.

chav slut

JF here, voting Conservative in Tory's 4th target seat.


Only a Tory, Labour and LD running in my constituency which I found surprising.

Trump could open the borders, praise multiculturalism and his supporters would still say it's a 4D chess move

WHY HASN'T MUMMY CALLED ME YET?