>Theresa May is awkward with children and says she's read all the Harry Potter books
Lads, I feel so sorry for mummy May. Her and Phillip were unable to conceive any children and that's always been emotionally hefty for her. She wants kids more than anything in the world. So much so that she's read all the Harry Potter books herself as an adult, with no little May children to tuck into bed and recite to. So much so that she despairs at how awkward she is around children - because she's never been able to parent her own.
We're all her children now. Mummy May, we love you.
Alexander Johnson
Start buying guns.
Chase Nguyen
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Lincoln Adams
Owen 'cuck' Jones is going to be pissed
Gavin Myers
we /Tories/ now
Lincoln Richardson
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Julian Long
First for sucking off tired, hot, sweaty, white brit studs in tight, white undies with intact penis who look the opposite of Ricky gervais
Nah, make harry king tho for bants, william and kate would be too obvious.
Jaxson Anderson
Better quality. She'll close her Facebook before long.
Colton Richardson
suck her dick
Adrian Moore
E L S A L S A
Ayden Cox
Who dis
Grayson Scott
What snacks does brit/pol/ recommend for election night, apart from the obvious.
Benjamin Adams
>her >dick
Parker Lopez
Just chiming in to say Yorkshire pudding sucks. It's not even pudding.
Jackson Adams
>allowing a black woman to be queen
JUST
Benjamin Sanchez
Go watch the office, you fucking greasy, fat, disgusting waste of space. And don't come back!
Wyatt Morris
I eat a full tube of pringles on US election night. Plan to do the same next month.
Jose Jones
Technically the spouse of the ruler is not the royal counterpart, they are a prince or royal consort. At least I think so
Austin Miller
>imply Harry will marry her He`s only in it for the shag.
Gabriel Russell
I would unironically like to cook meals for a highly-strung rich bitch mentalist and attempt to tame her murderous proclivities, assuming she was loyal and interesting to spend time with
Brody Russell
Collapse sweaty and sighing on her couch once you've finished lifting all the heavy stuff then say "Fancy a shower?" with a cheeky grin.
You then have about half a second to judge by her face whether she's up for it or not. If she isn't, laugh it off and move on.
Elijah Jones
Ginger Nuts, Terrys Chocolate Orange
Jonathan Thomas
Nope.
The husband of the queen is a prince, but the wife of a king is the queen.
Jason Perez
fag
Thomas Anderson
IF YOU VALUE THIS COUNTRY AND ANY OF THE PEOPLE IN IT YOU HAVE 1 OF 2 OPTIONS:
Get working on a new party to smash the tories. Give up, take the blackpill and in every single politics conversation you have from now until the day you die explain why the country is fucked and why there is now hope to save it.
>What did you just say, user? DID YOU JUST CALL ME 'LAVATORY' YOU FUCKING CUNT?
Luke Wilson
REPORTED
Parker Cook
A pound out of B&M
Chase Rivera
You're only cucking yourself by voting Tory They're going to win anyway so you'd just be giving an even bigger majority to the people who hate the far-right and white British hegemony
National Action were banned and the new antisemitism laws were made under the Tories you know
Adrian Scott
What about the kids though? They might come out white but remember the one drop rule.
Camden Diaz
Doritos with mild salsa dip. Few beers. Bottle of whisky. Couple of bars of pure chocolate, to melt in the mouth as you're sipping whisky. And plenty of nice fags.
David Morgan
That's not very equal is it, the husband of a queen should be a king! If the king had a husband what would they be called?
Dominic Roberts
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David Rogers
>Give up, take the blackpill and in every single politics conversation you have from now until the day you die explain why the country is fucked and why there is now hope to save it. Aye, lad. That's me.
Michael Turner
>ruining absolutely everything with cigarettes and alcohol
Degenerate scumbag
Joshua Carter
>Get working on a new party to smash the tories
Don't forget to be a billionaire first.
Tyler Flores
her mouth is the lewdest part of this webm please post the other webms I know you have them
Aaron Allen
Jesus fuck. These judges should be gassed.
Asher Anderson
This
They are riddled with (((Freemasons))) the agenda is dull greedy jew at best.
Ryder Wilson
What is that forehead?
Ian Mitchell
There's a difference between a queen consort and queen regnant
Mason Robinson
This a million times over.
If you value this country stop voting.
Asher Williams
my neighbourhood, east Toronto pic related recently shut their doors. there's also an Anglican church a hundred yards away being converted into loft apartments
Caleb Flores
I'm Scottish though. Tories are as far right as I'm going to viably get, plus they annoy all the right people.
Surely you want to see libtard salt on the 9th?
Charles Moore
A five head
Henry Cox
MORE THAN A BARGAIN!
Cooper Torres
That's my hot flatmate Vicky.
I only have the one webm because she sent it to me by accident.
>exam at 9am on the 9th of June Fucking hate my life lads
Ryder Wright
>Ginger Nuts Good choice. They are great dipped in tea.
Andrew Jenkins
degenerate filth
Gabriel Taylor
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Tyler Jenkins
All right lads. I'll send my postal vote for the Conservatives.
Camden Jenkins
Labours been running their campaign pretty well. You can assume that most parties have a contingency plan in place for snap elections, i.e. list of main policies, direction and approach for this situation. They also came out batting pretty hard and quickly with pledges and media appearances.
Dare I say.... evidence of good leadership... ?
Consider this: There have been some good interviews with Corbyn's former spokesman. In one of them he said that Milne had predicted a spring election back in November, and that they'd started preparing for it. They've been doing a great job so far. Policy is one of Corbyn's strong suits. Back at the first Labour leadership election the other three candidates were basically saying "vote for me, I'm nice" and Corbyn produced a policy document detailing his plans if he became leader.