Brit/pol/ electable edition

>Success for Labour in election would be 200 seats, says McCluskey
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/success-for-labour-in-election-would-be-200-seats-says-mccluskey
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>Labour's "costed" manifesto doesn't include cost of nationalising anything
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39930865
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>Police jeer at Diane Abbot
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/police-delegates-jeer-diane-abbott-over-comments-on-spit-hoods
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>EU powergrab: court rules that national parliaments don't need to ratify trade deals made by the commission
theguardian.com/law/2017/may/16/uk-brexit-boost-ecj-rules-trade-deals-parliament-ratification
archive.fo/VshMV

>BBC presenter accidentally touches a Corbyn supporter's tits as she interrupts his broadcast
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511502/BBC-presenter-touches-Jeremy-Corbyn-supporter-s-BREAST.html
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>Plaid Cymru manifesto launched: literally no one cares
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-39923713
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>Child murderer Ian Brady finally dead
itv.com/news/2017-05-15/moors-murderer-ian-brady-dead-at-age-79/
archive.fo/lPx8C

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems
archive.fo/2sbNq

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what was his name again brit/pol/?

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What's your best UK celebrity/politician anecdote?

Keith Chegwin once winked at me at a charity fundraiser when I was queueing up to buy a hotdog

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Strong and stable?

First for fried spam

David Davies

The PM we never had :-(

What's with the influx of shills tonight?

My gfs getting fat on purpose anons, says she likes gaining weight

What do?

Rudyard Kipling

Extract from "Hymn Before Action"
The earth is full of anger,
The seas are dark with wrath,
The Nations in their harness
Go up against our path:
Ere yet we loose the legions—
Ere yet we draw the blade,
Jehovah of the Thunders,
Lord God of Battles, aid!

High lust and forward bearing,
Proud heart, rebellious brow—
Deaf ear and soul uncaring,
We seek Thy mercy now!
The sinner that forswore Thee,
The fool that passed Thee by,
Our times are known before Thee—
Lord, grant us strength to die!

ummm

dkyt.. or something?

gee i cant remember

We've been flooded for a few weeks now

drop her like a sack of shit

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Brit/pol/

This man could have been your Mayor of London

Instead you picked Sadiq Khan

Think about that for a while...

stronger and stablerer

>mfw universal suffrage was a mistake

Is it time we severely restricted citizenship lads?

Adolf Hitler

b-but son of a bus driver

DO NOT VOTE LIB-DEM, CONSERVATIVE OR LABOUR.

Vote literally anything else. You don't like what's on offer? Then run yourself.

REMINDER: UKIP IS THE PARTY OF MURDEROUS SEX OFFENDERS AND THE MORALLY DESTITUTE

JOIN LABOUR

Seems to be an even higher number.

Must be because Corbachev's manifesto is a huge flop.

Both Globalists one pro Jew, other pro Muslim desu

>a literal kike
ah yes, a different dune coon religion, much better

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I agree, people are disenfranchised anyway so might as well get some benefit from it

Buy her some food.

Londoners should kill themselves tbqh.

what is brit/pol/ listening to, drinking and eating

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coffee
almonds and raisins
rate?

>YOU picked Sadiq Khan

'no'

>says she likes gaining weight
More details on this? Why does she, did he say?

give her to me

When will the Commonwealth Union arise?

Fried spam

>you picked

???

He's half-British, a quarter French, a quarter chosen.

Stop being so bigoted.

Do you not disavow the anti-white Diane Abbott then?

Lads, all these Corbyn crazies on Twitter are reminding me of the deplorables during the US election (fake polls, anti-media etc).

Wh-what if the polls are wrong? I'm scared

I quite like the sound of the new Labour manifesto tbqh

the commonwealth is full of third world subhumans
if we arent ruling over them i dont want anything to do with them

It's a fetish I think. Likes it when her clothes feel tight and such

G K Chesterton
Know you what earth shall lose to-night, what rich uncounted loans,
What heavy gold of tales untold you bury with my bones?
My loves in deep dim meadows, my ships that rode at ease,
Ruffling the purple plumage of strange and secret seas.
To see this fair earth as it is to me alone was given,
The blow that breaks my brow to-night shall break the dome of heaven.
The skies I saw, the trees I saw after no eyes shall see,
To-night I die the death of God; the stars shall die with me;
One sound shall sunder all the spears and break the trumpet's breath:
You never laughed in all your life as I shall laugh in death

Pregnancy, weight gain or inflation fetish? Could be a symptom of any.

Watch yourself if it's the former.

Do not, chaps and chapettes, vote lib, lab or con. Literally vote anything else.

>t. Poor person

UNLIMMIIIITEEEDDDDD AUSSTERIITYYYYYYYYYYY

For one Trump didn't win the vote in the end, for two May is leading by double digits, Hillary wasn't.

WHO else here can REL8?

;_;

It's a weight gain fetish

Someone post that image of the polls during the last several elections.

They are only ever off by at most ~5% and they ALWAYS underestimate the Tories and overestimate Labour.

Would rather take another rothschild than a khan tbqh

Bourgeois scum

Can't wait for Corbs to establish a dictatorship of the proletariat tbqh

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The polls are right. Corbyn supporters believe that they're so fucking moral and will tell you about how great Corbyn is even if you're at a funeral
The American vote was different from polls because the media didn't just dislike Trump, they propagated the idea that if someone you like supports Trump you should stop being their friend, disown them as family or break up with them as spouse. On top of that there were assaults, you could be fired, etc.

link?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q65nw2kkt6o

JUST uploaded
Get it whilst it's esoteric

Listening to music from Master and Commander.

Giving me some Imperial Navy feels.

get pics

>the jews jewed themselves

Polls just before Cameron won a majority in 2015

Polls got trump wrong by like 3% and he didn't even win if not for the US system.
Our polls have a 15-20% lead and every time since 1992 they've underestimated the tories and all but once (2010) overestimated labour.

Goldsmith looks like a good guy honestly, he was pro-Brexit and his dad famously also went on a tirade against globalism in the 90s.

>another GT video

YES!!

That final line. Words to live by goyi-I mean gentlemen.

Nth for Anglo-Celtic master race

>dating a fat cunt
>fucking a fat cunt
>associating with fat cunts
>looking in the direction of fat cunts
>breathing the same air as fat cunts

Spoiler, to the people that Tories appeal to, you're poor as well.

no, no I know you're all right. I was one of those constantly fighting against the Sup Forums narrative that the polls would be wrong with Le Pen too. But I'm always paranoid about this stuff

How much she weighing now, bai?

My Dad managed to score us box tickets to see Millwall play Port Vale. My Dad was sat next to Robbie Williams and this was right after he had left take that, just before his big solo breakout, I wanted his autograph for my sister so I said "Dad, can you ask Robbie for his autograph?" and my Dad goes "Yeah but I don't know who he plays for"
>you had to be there

My mates brewery has made beers for Frank Turner and Professor Green.

washing machine
tennants
tesco own-brand cornetto

WHY DIDN'T ED WIN? IT WAS HIS TURN! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

unironically listening to progressive psytrance

youtube.com/watch?v=CHh33ZRoVfo

eating nothing, drinking filtered water

Except I'm not pal :^)

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Do not vote lab, lib or con. Literally vote anything else.

Things are getting a bit spicy as we head towards the Election. Just give us our Conservative government and be done with it

>There's a timeline where Corbyn is replaced by Dianne Abbott and Tom Watson as labour leader after this election

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I know him quite well, he was my MP before he got btfo by a fucking libdem. He's shit but at least it's the usual type of shit. Doesn't make things better, doesn't make them worse. His replacement is a retarded chick with a horse denture. Absolutely disgusting.

He never was gonna win the london mayorship to be fair, the only reason London stayed conservative for so long until recently was because Boris is popular. Once he stepped down, it was only a matter of time before labour took over.

Shouldn't this be in arabic?

The absolute state of rest of Sup Forums

BASED

youtu.be/GoltwBHXCx8

Tell her it's bad for her, don't fall into the trap of telling her you'll find her unattractive, point her in the direction of scientific studies that show it fucks up your life and life expectancy.

Larkin was a fucking hack.
Don't ever post here again.

Fug man - that gave me goosebumps.

>sublime.

Dump 'er

Top kek at Owen Jones as well, admiting he's not a man of the people when he's on a fucking panel supposedly representing people.

What would Nigel be doing right now if that were true?

Still can't fathom it

My Mum and Dad are both hyper-materialistic self-obsessed baby boomers that are currently both having breakdowns due to the realization that they have almost hit 60 and their lives have been devoid of meaning.

My Mum has Borderline Personality Disorder too, that was a blast growing up.

anyone watching the dramatised pakistani rape gang sitcom on the beebs ?

wot this m8?

it ed it should be
דוד קאַמעראָן איז אַ חזיר קורעווניק

Nice tune lad.

Have Mohammed and Iqbal been replaced by white actors?

Could still have had Brexit desu

He would be in the gallows

is it realistic or did it get BEEBED