Brit/pol/ who? edition

>Success for Labour in election would be 200 seats, says McCluskey
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/success-for-labour-in-election-would-be-200-seats-says-mccluskey
archive.fo/8So8j

>Labour's "costed" manifesto doesn't include cost of nationalising anything
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39930865
archive.fo/0lLEP

>Police jeer at Diane Abbot
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/police-delegates-jeer-diane-abbott-over-comments-on-spit-hoods
archive.fo/owkiI

>EU powergrab: court rules that national parliaments don't need to ratify trade deals made by the commission
theguardian.com/law/2017/may/16/uk-brexit-boost-ecj-rules-trade-deals-parliament-ratification
archive.fo/VshMV

>BBC presenter accidentally touches a Corbyn supporter's tits as she interrupts his broadcast
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511502/BBC-presenter-touches-Jeremy-Corbyn-supporter-s-BREAST.html
archive.fo/zZBql

>Plaid Cymru manifesto launched: literally no one cares
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-39923713
archive.fo/lT2uU

>Child murderer Ian Brady finally dead
itv.com/news/2017-05-15/moors-murderer-ian-brady-dead-at-age-79/
archive.fo/lPx8C

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems
archive.fo/2sbNq

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youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/police-swap-helmets-caps-attract-transgender-officers/
youtube.com/watch?v=ICpU8-foA0E
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1st for Babs

tunnocks teacakes desu

TRUMP IS A COMMUNIST CONFIRMED

whats her name again brit/pol/?

Labour will get below 32%.

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Didn't get names, only screaming.

What are your predictions on the turnout percentage lads? Is this the referendum 2.0?

DO.NOT.VOTE. LIB-DEMS, LABOUR OR CONSERVATIVE.

Vote anything else. Don't like what's on offer? Run yourself!

I think Jezza has made some ground. £10 minium wage, extra bank holidays. He's doing better than expected.

Why not make it £100 minimum wage and a 4 day week?

Of all the Lib-dem strategies, appealing to Orange-bookers by calling Trump a commie is weird

nah opposite, lower than a standard GE, probably the lowest ever

It doesn't appeal to me but I can see how it could to some people.

sounds fair to the many lad. nationalise greggs too

Sure, probably as it will cost at least £20 for load of bread with hyper inflation after the Pound is fucked.

Who needs to work more than 4 days a week anyway when the Unions are on strike and there's no electricity.

Recently wanted to learn Afrikaans lads, miss our South Afrikaan bros.

How do we get rid of the SNP once and for all time?

About average England/Wales, below avg NI/Scotland

Reminder that Babs has been BLACKED numerous times and thus gets placed in the bin

I feel like their trying to imitate the most paranoid depths of the Clinton campaign.

Lowest ever was 59.4% in 2001. New Labour killed off turnout from 71.3% in 97.
It's gonna be 66-70 around or above the 2015 one I think.

Fuckin ell lads, is this legit?

>GERMANY: Thousands of Muslims march through German suburb in a show of force. This is the legacy of Angela Merkel.
twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/864190943108444160

Who the fuck is that ugly piece?

Wait it out.
IndyRef 2 will fail, Sturgeon will resign, the party will dwindle into oblivion

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That is not an appropriate way to dress outside of the bedroom.

They're gonna vote her back in too

Introduce PR but in scotland only

Or, Kickboxing lesbian Ruth Davidson to the rescue

How so?

What does Brit/pol/ think Scottish people look like? Pic related is the answer i got when I asked for Welsh.

Because Germans are actual literal cuckolds

>extra bank holidays
as a chef I would despise this

Damn

Periscope deleted the livestream

Can't wait to see it.

Question: Why are adult Muslim men always on the phone to their pals?

Why don't the police ever pull them over?

Election fatigue?

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>#MAGA twitter handle

Yeah I'll wait for someone with a three digit IQ to report on that before I believe it.

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Start buying guns.

>Religion of peace
twitter.com/CaolanRob/status/864576910717837312

>Drinking corona
Your damned island needs to sink to the bottom of the sea.

Ur mum
>being this wrong

>those cottages
That could be an English village, desu.

FAKE NEWS
That's Austria October 2015

The EU ref got many non-voters out and voting so they should do so again?
Keep in mind turnout figures are always a bit lower than reality as a lot of students and so on are registered twice at two different addresses and some people have gone abroad or died etc. It's why the indyref at 84.6% was so massive. In reality that's over 90% of voters most likely.

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This is what Welshmen look like as well

Don't blame all of us. A Welshman would drink his own piss if he thought he could get drunk from it.

Thanks, guessing it was just part of that great big line of refugees walking to Germany?

I agree. Small business and the self employed would be affected. It's a numbers game though and most would vote for extra paid holidays.

>Election fatigue
Why the fuck are the public such lazy faggots for? You should be sent on an 'enrichment experience' to Congo if you don't vote because muh EU referendum last year
Shame. A conservative party full of people like him would've been actually worth voting for.

yep

4 more bank holidays, 3 of them in march and april, which already have good Friday, Easter Monday, and the 2 in May

May as well call Spring a fucking right off

Also poorer people who may typically work retail or whatever don't get BH off


It's the higher paying jobs that will be laughing

Here you go lads, if you're not running off to one of these mostly former Empire places to make a proper living and actually save money and live like a king like British statesmen of the past and fall into the meme of thinking Britannia is to actually be lived in rather than served for then you deserve to be a poor Blairited drone desu.

Living in Scotland is a bliss as long as you ignore islamization, liberal politics

The moment you have different opinions than those condescending liberal cucks, its a hell hole. One of the reasons I'm always on the move

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/may/09/three-girls-rochdale-abuse-drama-will-not-further-far-right-racist-agenda-writer

Why did he ruin his best vid with this autism?

>most would vote for extra paid holidays
Fuck all people get bank holidays off in a service economy

fucking muslims.

tommy and caolan fighting the good fight

our guys

but would he threaten to overrule them?

piss beats beaner juice to be honest mate, I decided to try it once. Terrible! Sad!
Mexicans truly are subhumans.

why do welshmen all either have really small potato heads or really long tranny heads? pic related

Fuckin yanks, those attention seeking Based Trump, muh 3d chess, supporters are doing more harm than good

JUST

>implying it isn't

youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

Seriously, lads, no meme answers. I'm trying to get an honest idea of the ethnic characteristics of the different groups on this isle. So far I know that Welsh are short, dark haired, dark skinned and stocky, mostly.

What... what is the logic behind this?

Why are trannies attracted to caps?

Agreed. Who are they trying to appeal to? My boss doesn't pay me for hours not worked.

I sense a repugnant aroma in the air.

Highest deficit in Europe

Yeah, got to hide your power level on the daily

hello YKTD

Keep your head lads and vote against multinationals.

Woooow mozart what an original piece? What are you going to do next? Get fucked in the arse you puff cunt?

>Because Germans are actual literal cuckolds
they're only cuckolds because you brits literally pound propaganda into their minds every SINGLE DAY over what they did in WWII. And you do it so you can take advantage of their industry for your own greedy good.

BRITS were the ones who wrongly punished the Germans after WWI
BRITS were the ones who allied with the French to defeat them both times
BRITS are the reason why Germany is in shambles

so fuck Britain and fuck your shitty queen

Free trade and movement zone when?

>It's real
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/police-swap-helmets-caps-attract-transgender-officers/

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Who's this?

DO NOT VOTE LIB, LAB OR CON you fucking shit.

That's an old clip. It's in all our favourite meme vids too

youtube.com/watch?v=ICpU8-foA0E

I have a shit degree, what do?

>short, dark haired, dark skinned and stocky

sounds about right. they are our abbos

Is this meant to make me feel bad?

>letting the FUCKING LEAFS into our club
Australian's will never allow this unless they're gone.

Aye, you're back! How's uni going, mate?

I know a lot of people don't like it, for racial reasons, but I think it'd be grand so long as we didn't make it as shit as the Eu

>"""""""""""ASIAN""""""""""" men

When did you give up lads?

Rotherham for me

>Implying that the first and third weren't solely your fault
>Clapping to pretend they're outside of the establishment when they've had representation to parliament in all of living memory
That's what whips are for, is it not? He still has to have a small number of allies in parliament?

wtf? i love socialism now

Not arguing. My point is that some will all for the benefits like they did when they introduced the minimum wage.

>Experienced the EU
>Still think free movement is a good idea

manic street preachers

youtube.com/watch?v=WypjUAa8xEM

No I only do vaginal

Not too bad m8, just the same old. How's your life?

What's the actual context of this?