Are Fidgets the final red pill?

Are Fidgets the final red pill?

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>Is the spinning Jew the final red pill?
SAGE

This has nothing to do with politics. Those things are literally made for autistic kids. SAGE.

jpost.com/Not-Just-News/Fidget-spinners-Israeli-Palestinian-origin-story-seems-spun-490545

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What the fuck is that?

youtube.com/watch?v=NjzNVD0aX1o

Fidget spinners. Basically its a thing that fits in a pocket, and you spin in your hand. It's meant for people who spin or click pens, fidget their feet and the likes. Fidget spinners are quiet and are a lot less annoying than the asshole in the next desk clicking their pen.

Very popular amongst elementary and middle schoolers.
I know 17-18 year olds I work with that make em out of aluminium in CNC shop class and sell em for 10$ a pop to middle schoolers.

I sexually identify as a fidget spinner. Ever since I was only raw plastic, I dreamed of continually spinning around my axis until greasy, autistic fingers stopped me. Normal people bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a fidget spinner", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my magnetism. I have already started attaching magnets to myself, and now i'm improving my spinniness by regularly rotating on an axis with my magnetism. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy the fidgeting of retarded children, and if you don't you're oppressing me, retarded children, and fidget spinners like me around the world, and you should check your center of magnetism. Thank you for being so understanding.

>the spinning jew
Why does the x jew meme always make me lose it

youtube.com/watch?v=oclFOlwIuQs

YES

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Dear random user,
I made that fidget spinner video you asked for.
youtu.be/173LDNrlua4
I'd take more requests, but one of the bearings shot out at the speed of sound and I can't find it.
Any anons know where to find cheap bearings?

>viral marketing shitty kids toys for days upon days
Literally why?

I've been sitting here spinning my fidget spinner for the past two hours, I felt funny at first, but then a sense of enlightenment started to come over me. I grabbed a second spinner about an hour ago and all I can say is WOW. I felt warm, white light surrounded me, I began to understand the purpose of the universe. My IQ jumped at least 50-60 points. I have truly ascended to a higher plane. If any other anons are currently spinning, let the ascension begin. I am in the 46th dimension, meet me their and we can spin together.

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>It's meant for people who spin or click pens
There is no greater joy than spinning and catching pens midair

is gassing the jew the final red pill?

This.

>is the final solution the final solution?
Yes it is.

>democrats see news of seth rich resurfacing
>wtf i thought this was dead news
>"seth rich has contact with wikileaks before his death"
>ohshit.jpg
>push fake "dae drumpf=russian spy" story
>it's debunked within a few hours
>seth rich news getting more traction
>our shield within the fbi, comey, is gone
>ohshit.jpg
>panic kicks in
>use democratic shill to push "it's literally nothing goyim"
>use power of mass corruption to shut down the actual parents from speaking up
[we are here now]
>people start finding youtube.com/watch?v=AZVozOKgv-c [Open]
>it's all falling apart
>shill harder than you've ever shilled before
(posting in a Seth Rich slide thread)

get out of this slide thread and hold the lines!

>democrats see news of seth rich resurfacing
>wtf i thought this was dead news
>"seth rich has contact with wikileaks before his death"
>ohshit.jpg
>push fake "dae drumpf=russian spy" story
>it's debunked within a few hours
>seth rich news getting more traction
>our shield within the fbi, comey, is gone
>ohshit.jpg
>panic kicks in
>use democratic shill to push "it's literally nothing goyim"
>use power of mass corruption to shut down the actual parents from speaking up
[we are here now]
>people start finding youtube.com/watch?v=AZVozOKgv-c
>it's all falling apart
>shill harder than you've ever shilled before
(posting in a Seth Rich slide thread)

THe truth can be funny...

Yes

SETH RICH

25 seconds was enough for me
This guy's reaction is the funniest part of that video

WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON? LISTEN UP FAGGOTS BECAUSE IM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE.
>Be Illuminati
>Horribly unpopular
>Only candidate you can beat is a sick old lady that can barely walk
>Rig the DNC so she wins the primary
>LIterally lose the popular vote but win presidency because of fraud
Damn its good to be Dolan Glumpf

you picked this piece of shit video because it was extra cringy didn't you?

You should add something about saving money to upgrade to ceramic bearings to make it 10/10 pasta