G'day faggots

Is it worth moving to Australia?
>great climate
>conservative
>woman sound hot asf
I know you have Orb Weaver spiders n shit but is it worth?

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no.

We're full nigger

bbbut 23andme said im 100% european

It's politically mixed like every other western country

Fuck off we're full

>Knows Australian spiders are dangerous but brings up Orb Weavers instead of literally anything else
You'd probably melt on the plane rider over ya pommie bugger.

Pom here, arrived in 05.
This place shits all over England. Been back a few times but won't return to live.

Only shit thing is the footy times.

Also birds dig your accent so nw finding a qt

dont orb weavers catch fucking birds and shit?

Also forgot to add, seen one brown snake on the road and a couple of spiders in 12 years... though if you can't handle that then you shouldn't be coming here and should probably kys

east coast looks like turd but perth is alright

Literally everything wants to kill you in australia

no, were fucking full to the brim

Don't.

fuck off, there's enough of you cunts here already

>great climate
kek
>conservative
about to elect a labour government
>woman sound hot asf
you can barely understand what they say

>great climate
depends
>conservative
visit any big city and you'll learn
>woman sound hot asf
? they sound hot? most are fat whales or chinese

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

Abbos detected

aussie accents are pretty fucking nice
compared with scottish we're both unintelligable which is good

no.

>great climate
subjective.

>conservative
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No. Leftists dominate mainstream political discourse and true conservatives are a shrinking minority.

>woman sound hot asf
better than UK women that's for sure, but no better than other places.

anything is better than scottish politics atm
>tfw no right wing independence party

>isn't woke enough to realise Australia is just a meme
>except for drop bears
Have fun being let down nigger

HAH
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oh fuck me mate quality joshin

i live in melb so what the fuck do i know

most dudes are fucking cucks and chicks are chinks which sucks too. white women have piecerings, black lipstick and blue hair and disgusting tatoos fucking REE

you should move over OP, don't listen to the abbos

Nigga just move down to Rosebud

Too many asians

It's not conservative. We give all kinds of destitute coons unlimited freebies and welfare.

Melbourne was nice, now it is full of faggots.

>Is it worth moving to Australia?
no, way to fucking hot, I'm even thinking about going even further north than I already am

Australia is top notch you wouldn't regret it. Woman are overrated though, they've been spoiled and are way too entitled.

>-10C
>too hot

>conservative

wait until you get here and get frequently approached by unemployed socialists trying to recruit you to their cause

Saw the protesters today at Melbourne State Library. Disgusting vultures and parasites that desperately need to be purged.

Imagine a country about 5 years behind the US socially, the storm is coming but unlike the US there isn't a majority of white people in the country who are conservative.

Instead the liberal shitholes known as cities also the majority, i recently secured a job in the US and man, i don't think i'll be coming back.

At least when china takes this place over the gender studies majors will be shot

>-10C
>too hot
It's +5 right now, if I don't have the air-conditioner going 24/7 in the (short) summer I can't even sleep, but for some reason I got an African doggie (Rhodesian ridge-back) who hate the ice and snow

>orb weaver

I eat orb weavers for breakfast (literally spiders in my fuckin mouth) when I go for morning runs.

orb weavers are faggots and do not deserve mentions

nice dog man, he kind of looks like a nigger too

>if I don't have the air-conditioner going 24/7 in the (short) summer I can't even sleep
same here, but that's only because i can't sleep when it's fucking 30C with 80% humidity.

>but for some reason I got an African doggie (Rhodesian ridge-back) who hate the ice and snow
cute dog! i've been meaning to get a dog for a while but the place i'm in now doesn't accept pets. i'm thinking of a Labrador personally.

get a shitzu, it'll match your personality, and features

>great climate
HAH!

"No. Leftists dominate mainstream political discourse and true conservatives are a shrinking minority."

Not everyone lives in hipster trash Sydney or Melbourne.

OP, avoid those two degenerate hotspots and you'll be fine.

I hate summers and have a vitamin d deficiency even though i have blue eyes and brown hair. Australia sounds like a stinking hot nightmare and its expensive af but family are all there.. even me mam.

m8 one of our "far right" guys is trying to ban Enoch (the guy from TRS) from coming to Aus for dingocon implying he's as bad as an ISIS recruiter, the politicians here are super cucked.
The only moderately conservative part about the country is it doesn't have gay marriage. Yet. Boy are they trying though.

These dogs are loyal and territorial as hell, hard as fuck to train, like everything african I guess , but he's a good dog and dindu nuffin

Looks like the Loaded Dog. Just needs a match.

OP: Better than England in many ways, but not up on USA.
You can own handguns, but not carry then or keep them loaded. Rifles are much easier to obtain, but semi autos are out.
Medical system is a mix of NHS and private insurance if you want to skip waiting lists.
Education system is decent for a semi socialist nation, the 'sandstone' unis tend to rank well in world lists, the rest are basically polytechnics that got upgraded to universities as a status thing.
Shitskins abound in the city, our Jihadis are dumber than yours so they tend to end up dead before they take heads.
Housing prices are obscene as our only industry is building blocks of units to sell to Chinese students.

the bait

>vitamin d deficiency
get outside more, and drink milk, but yeah apparently a vitamin d deficiency can drive people insane
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are you positive that he dindu nuffin? he doesn't have any dead niggers under the house, does he?

Most people that move here enjoy it and stay. It's a comfy place to live. Most people here are nice, except for abbos.

>Is it worth moving to Australia?
No. Fuck off. It's the worst.

Fuck off, Abdul. We're full.

>most are fat whales or Chinese
Fuck, I work in the United States and every white girl there is fat or chubby. Finding a thin feminine white girl there who isn't skinny due to being a junkie, is like finding a gold mine. Is this really the case in AUS as well ? I honestly imagined you guys to be the last hope for good looking non Slavic white women now that Western Europe is becoming America 2.0.
At least Eastern Europe consists of a hot fit girl every 10 meters, but Slavs and western whites are truly different breeds of human

A lot of the women here are what you'd call rednecks (we call em bogans).

Have you ever been to USA?

The country is fucked. Pay $10,000 a year in mandatory health insurance that still has $1000 excesses if you have something minor like needing morphine in the ER for getting a deep cut. Everyone is out to get one another and sue them for literally any minor inconvenience. Go to college and be forced to pay $100,000k for basic degrees, or skip college and be lucky to get a minimum wage job (which of course, is less than half of what we earn). Underemployment in USA is massive, could be anywhere up to 15%.

Its so sad when you see so many people struggling to make ends meet, having to work 2 jobs to live in shit neighbourhoods, terrified of getting sick because they can be fired with no warning or reason and their kids are turning into socialist degenerates.

And of course, its full of niggers.

Australia shits all over USA in literally every aspect except gun ownership if thats your thing.

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>are you positive that he dindu nuffin?
nah he's working on his grade 10 diploma and is an aspiring rapper, just needs more pets and dat cheque, he being Kang&sheeeit

im scottish, retard

so same thing as in the states, the girls in the cities are Mexicans niggers or "white" mongrels and the country girls are white pigs

>conservative
>australia

Your perception of Australia is skewed by local Australians pretending to be crocodile dundees. The reality is that Australian politics are ruled by the same overly emotional boomer manchildren as every other place on earth.

Years pass and the country is getting more indonesians and chinks in. Crocodile Dundees don't stop them, they don't have the power to do so.
Years pass and the country is more and more anti-gun. It's almost like Crocodile Dundees form such a minority block that nobody considers pandering to them.
Years pass and the economy is getting more 3rd world like - 30 years ago, Australia produced all sorts of stuff, from cars to clothes. Now it's only Vegemite. Crocodile Dundees sound like the kind of guys who work in industrial sector, I guess they're all miners and contribute to this Upper Volta style "we sell raw resources for shiny beads" economy.
Years pass and the abbos are getting more unruly. What happened to Crocodile Dundees who allegedly lynch them and throw their remains to Cangaroos to tore them to pieces and eat them?
Years pass and the Australia is getting more and more of a liberal 1984 tier hellhole like Britain. Where are the Crocodile Dundees?

They are few and they don't fucking count, most of them are poseurs anyway. They're loud on Sup Forums though.

>when you hear a white girl twerk down the street

>Years pass and the Australia is getting more and more of a liberal 1984 tier hellhole like Britain.
Honestly the only reason we don't have the CCTV network like they do is we don't have the internet for it.

Probably worth it if you're British.

It's not like you'd be missing out on anything back home you don't get here.

Sure, you can't fly to Franco-Algeria or Germanistan for a quick Holiday, but you can fly to Thailand instead and fuck 20 10/10 Brown Asian girls for a week's rent and then nip on over to here for some rec time on the way back

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If you miss home, just buy a place somewhere like pic related.

>East Coast Looks like turd

Meanwhile...on the west coast.

>about to elect a labour government

DELET THIS

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To be fair to the fat cunt, he has to ban Enoch after he was stupid enough to get caught going on his show. No idea what that dumb bastard was thinking.

Well if you want to avoid being purged by muslims in a couple decades then yeah you should come over. We'll be an asian country by then anyway which is miles better.

I wouldn't worry about dangerous wildlife. You're a brit. Your type don't often stray further than the inner suburbs, unless you're doing your second year visa paid slave labour. Yes it's a thing.

you can come but only if you help pull down these posters

It's not as bad as that at all.


Give it another 15 years though.

He doesn't have to do shit, he could've kept his mouth shut and let the lefties deal with it. They still consider him to be a white supremacist so it accomplished nothing other than attacking Enoch.

on the west coast we're so fucking Australian we don't have an ocean

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poke your dick in these

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cute doggo, i think mines mixed with Rhodesian but idk found her in an abandoned place

no dont, they're all left wing faggots

>>great climate
Too hot for my liking. I'd like to be somewhere less rainy but fuck burning my skin off every time I leave the house.

Fuck that. Too hot, wildlife is fucking insane, Lebo's all over, Fosters lager, annoying accent.

fuck that for a laugh. way too hot

Two fat old pommy birds live across the road from me. They're loud as fuck on their balcony every evening but super friendly.

Sad part is their kids are absolute sperglords. Wouldn't be surprised if they went on Sup Forums.

t. Never set foot here

Australia is fucking huge. It has almost every climate type that exists. You pick your poison. Live on the coast and get the greatest climate ever. Live inland and burn to death.

Check out the hunter region between Sydney and Newcastle OP. Almost 100% white, and it's not any hotter than Spain which you poms seem to love.

you can you just lose the right to complain about britain being full of immigrants if you emigrate yourself.

and the fuggin cric is on foxtel like its on sky here.

>Australia
>Third most "Patriotic" nation in the World (Higher chance of being right-wing)
>One Nation (Anti-Islam Right Wing Party) is going straight up in the polls
>Even when we had our left wing party in power, we still put immigrant cunts on a shitty little island called Nauru
>Stop The Boats campaign