dick newby already failing under zero pressure from neil
Jonathan Allen
Why are you not all at work. Have you seen the unemployment figures. You have no excuse.
Lincoln Turner
Why are lib dems mostly damp rags?
Tyler Flores
>uni
Ian Anderson
they are mentally weak
Thomas Howard
Because the greens have all the tampons!
Aiden Perez
We don't follow Karoshi over here Tojo
Leo Reed
Fuck it, I'll repost it here.
I'd vote for Labour just to prop up their vote share and keep Are Jez in the leadership.
*Argclu
Logan Flores
The Neil is blowing the fuck out of this lib dem
Nathan Garcia
Main points of the Labour manifesto
>at least one publicly-owned energy supplier in every region of the country, with the government controlling the transmission and distribution grids.
>policy of rail nationalisation when train operators' franchises run out "has been Labour Party policy for a number of years"
>renationalise water companies (many of which are foreign-owned currently)
>renationalise "Royal" Mail (currently the Queen's head is privately owned)
>£10 minimum wage
>Ban so-called "zero hours" contracts
>Spend an extra £8bn on social care over the next Parliament
>Refuse to make "false promises" on immigration - restore British workers' rights to prevent undercutting by companies bringing in migrants on the cheap
>Strengthen trade union rights - including increased unionisation across the workforce and repealing last year's Trade Union Act
>Scrap the public sector pay cap and reintroduce national pay bargaining
>Increase income tax for the highest-earning 5% to raise an extra £6bn for the NHS
>Build at least 100,000 council and housing association houses a year
>Halt weapon sales to Saudi Arabia - human rights abuses, alleged war crimes in Yemen and the source of Wahhabist terrorism
>restates the existing policy to renew Trident but commits a Labour government to a defence review
>Stress that any leader should be "extremely cautious" about using Trident nuclear weapons, which leader Jeremy Corbyn opposes
Nolan Evans
Who should I vote for lads?
Nicholas Peterson
I'm honestly expecting a Labour-LibDem-Green alliance happening right after the election. Labour won't be able to properly function as an opposition party under 175 seats, it'll need support from the other progressive parties to have a voice
An unholy alliance with the SNP might not be too unrealistic either
Kayden Carter
Peter or Christopher?
Noah Harris
UKIP
Colton Reed
Lib dem manifesto >BREXIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Angel Davis
Peter
Kayden Hughes
nah they all hate each other too much to do anything formal
>see this >oh fug >create an account >ten minute mail >fake name >put in postcode as Downing Street's >successful creation
wew
Gavin Powell
Lib-dems are fucking dead.
>new referendum >student votes are going to go to Labour because of muh fees
Below 7% nationally incoming.
Brandon Reyes
Funny isn't it.
Nigel wins again.
Logan Baker
car crash television right here
Josiah Baker
>Michel Barnier has insisted Brexit talks will start hours after the General Election, adding he is not aiming for “no deal or a bad deal”.
>The EU’s chief Brexit negotiator also dismissed suggestions that the UK will be required to pay up to 100 million euro (£85 billion) as an “exit bill”.
>He said the UK’s financial liabilities will be dependent on the date of Brexit and the methodology adopted, adding the European Council will “work with the Brits, very calmly” to reach an agreement.
>ip logged >isp logged >browser info logged you idiot
Christopher Williams
>"Come on out, put your hands up"
Logan King
The yougov poll showing on 22% of people are arseblasted remainers put their entire campaign in the bin really. They've fucked up badly. 30% of their 2015 voters voted to leave.
Juan Turner
AND THE TORIES ARE CUNTS, CUTTING DISABILITY, TA-REEEEZA MAY SAID SHE WOULDN'T CALL AN ELECTION
CORBYN? FUCK HIM, HE'S AS USEFUL AS A SHITTY FART IN A TIN OF BROWN PAINT
I'M NOT OUT OF TOUCH I'M YOUNG HIP LABOUR, ME AND YOU, THE VIEWER, ARE FAR SUPERIOR WITH OUR COMMON SENSE VIEWS COMPARED TO YOUR ESTRANGED DAD WHO VOTES CONSERVATIVE
SHARE THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO SHOW HOW POLITICALLY ENGAGED YOU ARE
Hudson Bennett
RAEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oliver Price
It seems to me that some of the EU people are reasonable like this guy and then you have cunts like Juncker who are trying to shit it up.
Chase Reyes
If they're too dumb to blacklist 10 minute mail I doubt they'll log me
Noah Richardson
Arise, ye workers from your slumber, Arise, ye prisoners of want. For reason in revolt now thunders, and at last ends the age of cant! Away with all your superstitions, Servile masses, arise, arise! We'll change forthwith the old tradition, Spurn the dust to win the prize!
Then comrades, come rally, And the last fight let us face. The Internationale Unites the human race.
FUCKING YOO KIP *drops arms and looks up in the the sky, sighing*
Cameron Cook
Watching this boss on daily politics wipe the floor with the lib dems plans and some lib dem cuck. And I mean really destroying his ass. Like I have never seen someone be raped so hard.
Jordan Ortiz
Reminder that Jeremy Corbyn's manifesto would ACTUALLY lead to a reduction in immigrants, unlike Theresa 'Keep migration to destroy this nation' May
Jeremiah Hill
Guess who's on tha juice again!
Wyatt Ramirez
Did she fuck Alex Salmond or something?
Just a cursory reading of her background shows she would always turn out to be trouble
Aiden Bennett
How much of your town is still white? How many streets are now in foreign languages?
Kayden Butler
He's good because at least he normalises taking the piss out of the left. Most comedians/satirists are left-wing, but it's rare to attack your own tribe
Elijah Watson
g-good afternoon senpais...
Daniel Rivera
wtf i want open borders now
Adrian Hall
just gave 100 quid to a livejasmin domme again she's so nice to me
Josiah Thomas
He's the guy behind the 100bil divorce bill.
>reasonable
Dylan Richardson
If this blows up she could easily lose.
Jack Reed
In what post-election circumstances can a Lib Dem/SNP leader get fired apart from complete annihilation? Tim Farron needs to go in June before he kills the party forever
Angel Edwards
>car crash television right here
Neil calls the Lib Dems a bunch of crazed Nippy bastards who dont know the war is over and cant come out fo the jungle.
oh my fucking God I cant stop laughing.
Ethan Ramirez
>The EU’s chief Brexit negotiator also dismissed suggestions that the UK will be required to pay up to 100 million euro (£85 billion) as an “exit bill”.
hmmmmm
Oliver Bell
h-hi imouto
Daniel Wood
The idea of a commission president was always a mistake, the power should always be vested in the council because its president can be turfed out if they annoy enough of the leaders of government of the member states. Who is the commission president accountable to? Who can remove him?
The commission doesn't even have any say on this particular matter, it goes directly through the council and then to the parliament. All the commission does is provide clerical support to the EU negotiation team
Blake Morgan
Who here remembers this milf ( /gilf) ?
Owen Hernandez
>domme >she's so nice to me
Parker Sanchez
The party is already dead.
Sebastian Sanders
Peter on politics and culture, Chris on science and religion.
Michael Green
Yeah because of the backlash, but he's the one behind the amount.
Landon Green
Tfw she's my MP , really hope we actually get a few more votes from labour and the lib dems to get rid of her
I guess Farron losing his seat (unlikely) or the lib dems ending up on like 4 seats? Sturgeon won't go, worst case they lose like 15 seats and still win 41
Andrew should ask Barry why he left a positive Amazon review on his wife's book without disclosing their relationship in the review.
Matthew Sullivan
>tfw too normal to be a spastic >too much of a spastic to enjoy being normal
Hudson Hernandez
Len McCluskey is such a fucking mong
Also Barry Gardiner looks like a primary school deputy head teacher who is a bit too friendly with the key stage 1 kids
Ayden Lewis
>I got his number Bitch the only number you got was the talking clock.
Jaxon Roberts
Fuck I wish they had Autism when I was signing on. Could have never worked in my whole life. How the world helps those MOST in need.
Gabriel Edwards
>from a 25% lead to 13%
JUST U S T
Juan Howard
Barry Gardiner is more insufferable in interviews than Diane or Thornberry. His voice is so fucking grating.
John Young
>May refuses to say if Hammond will stay on after election
Sebastian Harris
Christopher on Islam most certainly.
Easton Morris
He's getting BTFO hard by the Neil.
Elijah Hall
Has anyone got any corbyn with Hitler quote memes? Want to see how many likes I get on normiebook.
Dominic Watson
succeeded
Zachary Bell
I'm still fuming over that Oxford Student case lads desu.
Lincoln Reed
>Lib Dems manifesto just released desu lads
someone please make a nice webm of the Lib Dem Nippy car crash 3 minutes.
Thomas Cox
Easy come easy go.
Brayden Anderson
Barry Gardiner looks like my Year 6 teacher who ended up fucking the other Year 6 teacher who was a ginger bird with really hairy arms
Blake Davis
No, because we'd be America where somehow a republican is seen as an outsider
Josiah Parker
>your id is now associated with corbyn, not anime girls i no longer feel any affection for you. congratulations.
Sebastian Murphy
Basically my life.
When the assessment woman comes round smile like a retard and point at the box of Thomas the Tank engine toys you got from Oxfam. She won't speak English any way so as long as you play the mong right you'll be fine.
Austin Ramirez
>He's getting BTFO hard by the Neil.
It's too easy, Labour's numbers just don't addd up , adn changing the maths around it doesn't solve the bullshit either.