"belgian" HATE thread

>not even a real country
>infested with mudshits
>without a government for longer than a year ??????
>only known for fries and waffles
>dutch people in denial
Why are belgians the worst people to exist? At least admit you are dutch.

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They have fantastic, criminally underrated beer. That alone makes them European GODS in my eyes.

>>only known for fries and waffles
YOU FUCKING FORGOT CHOCOLATE, MOTHER-FUCKER!

come back rebel scum

belgium is fake country that is emblematic of everything that is wrong with europe these days. belgian fries aren't even that good. it is long past time to split the country up.

youtube.com/watch?v=MwN4Wx2kdco

Indeed!

perfect map except for constantinople, it should be greek.

Fuck Belgium.

and you forgot bakelite

Newfag, you probably tasted them in "Wallonië" which is the shithole in our country

Belgium is the center of Europe meanwhile the Netherlands is just a big brothel full of whores and weeds smoking hippies.
Also you have as many mussies as we have and you only use bikes cause you're too retarded to drive a car like a normal person.

This!

Pfft all you've managed to do in the past century is pivot from being an English puppet to being a German puppet

>implying we dont have the most superiour red pilled beer

Fuck you.

This belongs in /bant/.

>enjoying my durum filled with fries.

Belgium has been the shadow of the netherlands since your rebel (france backed) "revolution".

Come back to your rightful owner and kickout the filthy walloons! It is a disgrace that brothers of the low lands live with frogs in the same country.

belgians will always be our allies

>Ameretard talking about other countries politics as if his country wasnt full of mentally ill libtards

you guys are funny, go watch bill nye

grood nederland enkel onder geerd

I love Belgium.

Correction, I love northern Belgium.

>Come back to your rightful owner and kickout the filthy walloons!
Are you still protestants?
We zijn Chatolic, hier.

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Walloons are the only real belgians. You and the flamish speak some kind of degenerate elvish language and that alone makes you inferior.
The only reason your roads are better is because nobody uses them cause there's fucking nothing in your shithole of a country except whores and hippies.

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>Are you still protestants?
Catholicism is the most practiced religion

The majority is catholic in the netherlands

I like their choccies to be honest.
Belgium can stay keep up that silky smooth brown gold.

>entire bottom of russia
What in the fuck is up with that map

Love you too toothpaste!
*smooch*

Yeah but Leopold the II is /ourguy/ right? The way he and is men (Stanley pictured) treated Africans in the Congo sounds like Sup Forums paradise.

>>not even a real country
What do you call this then?

Waffle envy. Enjoy your halal bitterballen faggot.

>ywn be a Belgian expat guarding rubber plantations in Kongo Vrijstaat
why live?

Deze cijfers en katholiek, in mijn armen broeder.

>tfw this thread will end in flemish and walloons shitting on each other
>tfw raised in two languages with flemish mom and walloon dad
>tfw belong nowhere

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you belong to the dutch! belgium is part of the low countries

I for one like belgium
>nice accent
>godtier beer
>nice waffles and chocolate
>chopped of a billion hands
So please let's go hand in hand and be Groot-Nederland under Geertje

ITT: low grade bank clerks with charisma's of a damp rag.

Wait a sec, wasn´t Geert also in the kike circle?

THAT'S ENOUGH OF YOU MR. FARAGE... MR. FARAAAAAAGEEEE

>>without a government for longer than a year ??????

careful now

I'll sleep in Namur (Namen) before visiting France next week.what should I expect?

brown people

Small city, not much to do. the ruins are nice to visit.

About 74% of marriges in belgium fial.

That just makes me sad :(

Dietsland when?

At least my government is coherent. Also, I don't know why you'd bring up the mentally diseased filth on the coasts when your entire country is a slave to the eu.

>>dutch people in denial
You mean French

no, that would be an oxymoron.

Pic related

And that's why french people come in Belgium to study, buy alcohol and cigarettes and even work? I think we still prefer to be part of the netherland than part of the most cucked country ever...

>underrated
yeah right. if anything, overrated.

>the most cucked country ever

That would be Belgium

WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN DICKS OUT OF YOUR ASSES, THEN YOU FAN COMMENT ON HOW SHITTY YOU PART OF THE WORLD IS.

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nigga we both know i cant read that...

Never

Those borders will never look good when Departement du Nord is not included.

>muh non country
maniged to prevent germany from flanking france and taking it over in ww1 effectivly costing germany the war.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlieffen_Plan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Golden_Spurs
belgean peasants completly destroyed the french knights .
just a couple of our ahievements

Thank you. I will try to visit those ruins.

Also don't forget Urbanus!

You keep talking about these "belgians", I think you mean dutch?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Revolution

The Belgian Revolution was the conflict which led to the secession of the southern provinces from the United Kingdom of the Netherlands and the establishment of an independent Kingdom of Belgium.

waarom ben je altijd zo autisties holland?
belgie bestaat uit wallonie en vlaanderen

When we annex them we should make sure to only take Vlaanderen.

Wallonians are essentially niggers.

They can join the islamic state of France

>dont have an official language
>your flag looks too much like germanys
>dont have your own currency
>EU command center
>launchpad for terror attacks

you are luxemborg tier.

well what ik bedoel is dat de vlaamse een nieuwe groep zijn bijvoorbeeld we heben onze eigen cultuur end dialect gemaakt (lang geleden) we zijn niet echt hollands meer.

als je gaat annexeeren neem luxnburg met je mee what hebben zij ooit gedaan the are litraly a non country in a non country.

>Implying the Dutch are anything more than swamp Germans

>WEHHHHHH WE WANT OUR OWN COUNTRY WEHHH FRANCE HELP PLS WEHH
>and thats how belgium came to be
You were a province of the netherlands and you will always be that. The frisians also want their own country just like the limburgers, we can't just allow everyone to break off.

i had to google translate what you said and it came up with dutch, point proven lel.

vlaams dialect

the geman flag was made after ww2 dum ass
before it looked like this.

we hadden onze eigen geld het noemde de frank
ook waarom zeg jij dat je hebt zelf geen currency.

The Belgian franc (French: Franc belge, Dutch: Belgische frank, German: Belgischer Franken) was the currency of the Kingdom of Belgium from 1832 until 2002

jewgle translate does not acount for dialect.
where a sovrein country holland get over it we subsided from the empire and saved frances ass in ww1.

>Dutch
>Annex

I agree that Belgium is not really a country but the five guys you swamp Germans give guns are not really an army

>Belgium

>country

pick one!

We have some surprises up our sleeves old enemy...

>You were a province of the netherlands and you will always be that.


hmmmmm

>infested with mudshits
You're mixing us up with the Netherlands. Belgium's largest 'foreign' population is Italian. We have a right-wing government and that isn't about to change. Netherlands biggest foreign population is from Morocco, and have a cuck-wing government with fucking Turkish MP's.
Honestly the Dutch disgust me. Your policewomen may wear headtowels because muh religion and you allow it. Get on the streets with weapons or die out. I don't care either way, just don't involve us, you weed-loving cucks.

>Islamic state of France
>Check flag
>Moortherland

HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>dialect is not a language, English has hundreds of dialects
>gets flag cucked by germany
>belgian farnc was a meme currency anyway, dogecoin irl

so are you guys french, german or dutch?, the more you guys try to explain the harder it makes sense?

You're right.

May Flanders be independent for the sake of our art and castles

As do we swampfolk...

>gets invaded
>by spaniards

op is a cheesehead cia nigger.

well here the story goes belguim
is divided between flanders and wallonia.
one is frech speaking and the other flanders is d*tch speaking.

its complicated because you also have luxenbourg witch is its own independant province /state?

also : you forgot about beer you faggot

>>without a government for longer than a year ??????

What do you think is going to happen to us?

You know, not wanting to fuck with Willem, but eh you know we were Belgian once right?

why even bother then?, why dont the dutch half join the netherlands and the french half join frogsville?

bongs defended a non country sacrificing millions of british men because germany litraly violated our nap.
to flank france
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgium_in_World_War_I

Basically because we thought that would upset the balance of power, it is our fault that a non country exists.

was probably just an excuse to kill germans more than anything else m8..

kek
got some pretty decent guns too

there are more moroccans in Belgium than here, you clueless cunt. right wing government my ass.

why should we? our ancestors fought for our independance why do it away?
also we formed our own culture things like belgean art and history are very diffrent than dutch ones it would be too much of a change.

i dont know about wallonia do its absolutly irrelivant the frogs would do us a favour if the annexed the tumor thats luxenbourg too.

this, we're an anglo creation
>muh treaty of london

LINKSE RATTEN

you guys should just join the Netherlands and be done with it, nobody wants to be French.

memes aside i tried really hard to think about a famous Belgian and this was the best i could come up with..

remold rightful clay

>forgetting about leopold II

In a perfect world...

>child molesters

hey, what's the difference between a belgian child and a potato?
the potato comes from the ground and goes into the basement, the belgian child the other way around.

you know, after all those years, childfucker-jokes are the only ones, that started to fill me with remorse.
but fuck belgium, it's not even an hour via tank... not that netherlands took that much longer...

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