>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>Homeless black spitting on people who refuse to give him money
Feral niggers run wild in Chicago
Daniel Ortiz
REAL COMFY HOURS
Oliver Gomez
Legit question. How do they know they are homeless?
Ian King
> she's a crack head
Destiny Oneida is a crack head.
Christopher Diaz
The ones with homes use guns instead
Brayden Green
Logical explaination
Christian Myers
It's pretty easy to tell. If you've ever lived in/around a city or visited a city frequently, you just know. Generally, ragged, mismatched clothing, dirty looking, carrying belongings in plastic bags
Mason Edwards
Tbh I just assumed everyone in chicago dressed that way.
Colton Morgan
>Pens getting blown out >cuck special counsel
At least I have /CPD/ ....
James Williams
If I am ever going to do a crime I will make sure to have a quick change of clothes with total opposite colors
Jaxon Ward
> man od'd on heroin in an alleyway.
Typical
Jordan Thompson
Doa originating at Wrigley field
Leo Scott
Christ. Must be an OD'd junkie.
Christian Baker
I think the od'd junkie was a seperate call
Tyler Phillips
>Male black barking at the moon kek I shitteth thou not ...about 15 minutes ago dispatch called it out. . keys checked
Isaac Martinez
Nothing surprised me anymore
Zachary Bell
off the motherfuckin balcony
Jacob Jackson
prime windy pole and wires stealing weather for the nogs tonight
How is this weather going to affect the murder city?
Aaron Mitchell
Yeah probably fighting over the last can of steel reserve.
Easton Ward
More domestics
Leo Collins
> trump tower
Missed the reason why.
Josiah Gray
I heard that but I also didn't hear why
Luke Hall
>20 females fighting in the street
Like fucking Africa. Welcome to the US in 2050.
Owen Barnes
>20 females fighting int he street
God damn royal rumble going down in the hood
Joseph Rivera
for Count to use as desired
Ryan Rivera
>throwing lawn chairs >I'm going to kill your dog
Carson White
>gang signs flashed
Anthony Turner
Alonzo Mosley...FBI
Grayson Allen
>homeless? punched in the tummy by a 13yo dindu
Caleb Perez
>Someone tried to slit his throat >AND punch his tummy
that call cracked me up
Dylan Peterson
>female wearing a backpack and climbing...possible graffiti artist
Juan Peterson
...
Tyler Thomas
GOOD EVENING, LADS! I just finished the addition of dj coon, pirate radio. Here's version 2.3!
William Myers
Jesus fucking Christ, 20 Damn
Brody Richardson
Fuck yeah, looks great Robert. I love watching this slowly evolve kek
Anthony Ross
Hello Roberts . just getting home and comfy... D.C. user checking in .. pool side on a warm night.. what I miss ? LOL.. ( trick question )
Jacob Brown
Jose is beating his GF up He has to go back
Asher Torres
I'm enjoying the challenge of inventing and fitting all the prominent characters in one scene. This is going to end badly, or be fucking hilarious, but I'm going to have fun along the way.
Ryan Carter
>roberts face when shows up on the scene
Michael Wood
Collecting quite a crowd. Nice.
Jace Anderson
sup DC cuzzo
Jason Cooper
>pull someone over for a minor traffic violation >takes off >stopped by a tree
Jeremiah Hernandez
...
Dylan Williams
Robert is going to save the world.
Blake Gomez
stolen justice porn from a thread on /k/ kek. nice and slow, so you can see the point old Pablo gets ventilated.
swear I made new BINGO cards last night.. not sure what folder I put them in. might be other laptop..
Adam Bell
That's a thinker of a web He gets out to face a cop with his rifle and then... Just aims it at the sky and throws it at him? He could have absolutely destroyed that cop if he wasn't such a stupid shitskin, that's a lucky dude
Dylan Brooks
>20 female blacks fighting on the street evening roberts, seems all is well...
Xavier Nelson
SKEEEEEEEEEEYUP
Jace Anderson
Robert, pick up the damn phone!
Jeremiah Gray
How is everyone tonight? Just got home about 20 minutes ago and ready to get some good /comfy/ vibes while listening to Chiraq degrade further than it's ever been.
Easton Clark
>male white, all in black
Sodomy
Grayson Foster
>Chicago style SOO LINE / OLD MILWAUKEE WHUUUUUT
Wyatt Bell
holy fuck dude, this ratchet v robert meme is evolving nicely. this one is amazing.
Robert describing that guys gunshot wounds 2 left leg, one right leg, 2 to the gut >F
Jose Parker
I wonder if it was a drug deal gone bad
Jack Morales
Works every time
Henry Campbell
Thanks, my man, you too
Anyways, I might make a /cpd/ image using pic related, I think I can get some good stuff going with it
Easton Ramirez
shit, I missed another cast member introduction?!? damn my schedule
Henry Carter
>2 Robert >2 Ratchet MY SIDES!
Ayden Johnson
Oh ok, I didn't realize the first webm was slowed down for some reason... But I'm still confused as to why he got out and instead of just dumping into him close range because he got the jump on him
They really are like animals
Grayson Jackson
so fucking good.
Ye, some coon had a radio and was shitposting at robert last nite, they rollled out CPD's geek squad to triangulate his ass.
Wyatt Flores
IT BROKE
James Ramirez
thanks, don't wanna be no OC freeloadin' scrub...
Grayson Flores
/k/ figures he doesn't have any ammo in that rifle, kek. physically assaulting the cop was a last ditch attempt to not get arrested
Nicholas Fisher
hot night
Michael Adams
I heard the howler last night before I crashed, any word on them figuring out who it was?
Adrian Howard
>Ye, some coon had a radio and was shitposting at robert last nite, they rollled out CPD's geek squad to triangulate his ass.
last night's broadcast was legendary, just like every other night
people be like, "I thought /cpd/ was only on weekends", nah, male black works to destroy Chicongo 7 days a week senpai
Landon Taylor
Back in the day
Leo Green
Fuckin saved, nice work as always, Robert.
Carson Baker
what the fuck is with the whole senpai thing, senpai
Ryan Barnes
really? I thought it would have been bigger?
Nicholas Williams
Female in pajamas locked out of building.
Cooper Stewart
best part of last night was the man masturbating off the balcony and Robert getting shot at
Logan Green
well you are flush, mah niqqa. keep them memes flowing.
>any word absolutely none. We may never know!
>7 days a week senpai Yeah, fuck that weekends only nonsense. We'd miss out on so many memes if we did that.
Cheers, m8.
Henry Johnson
The cure
Jason Hughes
Latoya Jackson daughter with mental health issues.
Luis Ramirez
>La-oya Jackson >daughter having a event Latoya? Jackson? man, how that family has fallen
Hudson Wood
>male having a seizure in the middle of the street
Jayden Jones
>>La-oya Jackson >>daughter having a event >Latoya? Jackson? man, how that family has fallen
Lashonduh Yackson, she a gangbanger, I repeat KNOWN GANGSTER DISCIPLE
she no good
Brody Gutierrez
>auto theft involving a 13-month baby and a male black
Brody Brooks
>13 year old in the back of Lincoln MKZ, Livery Service, Male Black offender
Let's get some high speed aeroRobert action
Nathaniel Morgan
Cant you acoustic cunts find some webcam feeds in Chicago so we can have some visuals
Gavin Cooper
ah i love a good bingo card.
Lincoln Parker
Black Lincoln with black male, short hair driving 28-34 years old.
