>Be 60 year old Nord
>Had no kids because want to fuck and party all your youth away
>Hmmm. Who will take care of me during my early retirement?
>Ah. The state.
>"Soz you old cunt, we literally don't have enough tax payers to feed the pool to take care of you after your poor and selfish life choice"
>WELL IMPORT MORE THEN
>"Phew. That's covered your basic cost of living"
>BUT I WANTED A CRUISE SO I COULD GO EXPERIENCE DIVERSITY AND DO SOME SLUM TOURISM
>"Well, do you own a house?"
>Yes, 5 in fact. They were so cheap and I had no children to give them to or to spend my income on.
>"Well, we can import some more brown people to fill them up for you. In fact, we can import so many that natives won't be able to afford a home to live in, and you can even hold some off the market to make it even tighter. Hey, didn't you say you had a degree in gender studies?"
>Yes, how does that help?
>"Well, we can also tax the fuck out of the natives to help pay for a million and one social programs that solve literally no problems, but enable us to hire worthless people like you part time to provide them...that way you don't have to feel like you're a woman relying on the male tax payer to survive, even if you are!"
>GREAT GREAT, HOWEVER
>"Oh, don't worry, with the population exploding day after day, we can make sure wages dip through the floor - And people will be so desperate to cover the massive increase in cost of living (and disappearing social benefits you used up lol) that they will work for any wage and any shit conditions to get by! Then you can enjoy cheaper and cheaper services!"
>Oh sounds fantastic! What's the catch?
>"Well, future generations of Nords will be genocided and the country will be an Islam, third world, violent shit hole full of despair and ruin"
>How soon!?
>"Don't worry, it will only affect your grandkids or chil- Oh, lol, that's right, you don't have any!"
>YAY