Aus/pol/ - latenight edition

>S&P affirms Australia's AAA rating but warns on return to surplus

theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/sp-affirms-australias-aaa-rating-but-warns-on-return-to-surplus-20170517-gw6raq.html

>Two men heard arguing before shots were fired outside the Crown casino in Melbourne - sending the heart of the city into lockdown

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4516390/Man-shoots-handgun-outside-Crown-Casino-Melbourne.html

>HMAS Adelaide dry-docked as Defence struggles to fix billion-dollar military ship

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-17/hmas-adelaide-enters-dry-dock-in-sydney-for-urgent-repairs/8533990

>Cashless debit card expansion faces opposition from Greens, Labor

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-17/cashless-debit-card-expansion-may-not-pass-parliament/8531730

>Taxes must be raised to balance budget, Bernie Fraser and John Edwards tell Government

abc.net.au/news/story-streams/federal-budget-2017/2017-05-16/federal-budget-2017-heavyweights-tell-government-to-lift-taxes/8531646

>Australia may ban laptops on international flights, Malcolm Turnbull says

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-16/australia-may-ban-laptops-on-international-flights-turnbull-says/8529714

>Sydney bus drivers to strike for 24 hours over privatisation 'betrayal'

s m h.com.au/nsw/sydney-bus-drivers-to-strike-for-24-hours-over-privatisation-betrayal-20170517-gw76ic.html

>Nine arrested over $165m tax fraud ring, including son of deputy ATO chief

news.com.au/finance/money/tax/nine-arrested-over-165m-tax-fraud-ring-including-son-of-deputy-ato-chief/news-story/73a95283ca1a69f89bb99a51fec1660a

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What a sad thread

*sniff*

If I start a plumbing pre-app followed by an apprenticeship at 20yrs old, will I end up find an employer or will nobody hire me?

*Finding

20 is so fucking young mate
you can get hired as a unskilled laborer easy enough. i'd assume apprenticeship would only be better

Just a little worried because of the junior apprentice pay gives less chance to older workers.

Mate you can always get employed being a plumber.

It's like selling toothbrushes, everyone needs one just like everyone shits.

Why haven't you joined the military Sup Forumsice?

defencejobs.gov.au/army/jobs/MilitaryPolice/

Depressed as fuck lads. On a path to an inevitable suicide I think.

I am ready to stop trying to improve. It always goes wrong. Never works.

Just dumb to keep trying over and over.

Just going to let myself go.

Dad's army mate said most people hate MP's. Not sure why though.

If ur pretty sharp heating and air could be a good trade as well. Lots of shops do ac and plumbing. Good way to learn alot while getting trained and making money.

>Not sure why
Because they are like internal affairs in the police m8. They are at once one of you - but they also dog you.

Yeah at my previous job the emergency air plumber was on apparently $90 dollars an hour, insane.

what do you cuntse think of their gap year program?

i think it ends this year actually

I am about to turn into a pumpkin.

Off to bed.

perthfag here. any other perth incels out there? it seems like every 2nd guy here is an uberchad

dont know if i'll ever make it. im not giving up faith. bigger cunts out there than me with a lot of dollarydoos living the comfy life.

same boyo. dont know whats going to happen. god bless

well with that attitude its obvious why you are a fuck up

feeling for you bro.
the enemy is working to see your destruction, as they have engineered
part of this is breaking up fraternity and male spaces
i'm guessing you're isolated from decent and loving folk - but especially from redpilled folk?
feel free to blogpost

Yeah I'm perthfag.

Looking forward to the rain tomorrow, gonna cause some major shit on the roads.

My father is a plumber. He's getting out of the industry now. His biggest gripe was finding good apprentices.

What's the matter? I'm in 50k debt at 24 and you don't see me reaching for the noose... maybe at 100k.

God's strength to (You), sookbro.

tell us, brother

What was wrong with the apprentices he knew?

25k CC debt
17k loan debt
Other debts of a few thousand

Anyone know if it's possible to get a mortgage and consolidate your existing debts into it?

there are all sorts of women in perth
you'd be surprised what you may find, if ye seek

how'd ya mange that, bruz?

good question on the mortgage, i'd be interested to know meself.
also what do youse think of credit unions (generally - but particularly in our country)?

You faggot
I'm in so much debt that I haven't even bothered to check how much debt I'm in because I already know I'm fucked
I'm about 3 months behind on rent and I don't give a fuck anymore

I'm just waiting for 8 years so it gets written off my credit history

POST NO BILLS CUNTS

its true
morale is everything

tell me more

Credit unions are fine. All deposits are insured by the gubmint including at credit unions, so go for whoever has the best deal/lowest fees. However I basically can't move, because (((NAB))) owns my soul at this point.

I'm director of my own business, so it's partially business-related debt, even though putting business expenses on consumer CCs is a no-no. It's also just simply living beyond my means.

Damn that sucks. I've never missed a payment, but my debts are so high if I stopped paying I'd end up in court.

Mate that CC situation is definitely no good.

My old man used to pay one CC with the other and basically spin the debts around monthly. It goes tits up pretty fast and if you don't sort it you might end up doing the whole bankruptcy route just to end the saga.

Bankruptcy is a dead sentence. Banks won't loan you a buck after you give them 5 as collateral after a bankruptcy.

Even ex-bankrupts have trouble getting credit.

Any of aus/pol/ go to Melbourne's screening of The Red Pill?

...

Yup, he was fucked for years afterwards but eventually they all started lending him money again.

Banks are like drug addicts, they all come crawling back eventually.

>defencejobs.goy.au/education/gap-year/
>24 years old as of 1 September 2018 (Navy), 31 May 2018 (Army) or 31 March 2018 (Air Force).

yeah that faggot who posted his face here (in drumpf hat next to commie poster) was spotted by another user there, aparantly

tell us more yaself.
how old are you?

all i meant by that comment was that there are quiet, humble women out there

I love who they've selected to put on the photo's

rough, mate. especially as you got a bussiness - more to lose in liquidation than just a job i guess. although that might have its advantages also. mind saying what kind of business?

I manage a few websites. My concern if I had to liquidate would be that liquidators would fire-sale everything for a 10th of its value. I have some valuable domain names and stuff that would go for 5 figures, but if I had to sell it in 24 hours I'd be lucky to get 4 figures. You need the right buyer at the right time.

yeah fuck me
bloody Sup Forums..i can never avoid noticing social engineering / demographic agendas

you can tell they're pushing most for women, and second for azns

amazing thing i notice is just how absolutely white police and fireys are. tends to be that way for service jobs and especially ones that the only motivation is honor.

yeah on that last point: just watch some episodes of highway patrol and its very obvious.
that fucking that gogglebox show is the most jewish thing i've seen contrived.
a Sup Forums version of it would have comments like:
>wow look at all these white coppas
>rofl spoilt brat chink international student btfo
>sneaky israeli student tries to lie, who coulda guessed?

what about you, mate?

yeah i know that photo - that's a gemran tourist just fyi

kikes gonna kike

ah true; noice. sounds like you're in a more advantageous position in getting yourself free than a lot of others

I've always wanted to join the army, but lately reading and noticing their agenda has put me off. It's such a shame of what happening around us.

yeah its not exactly enticing.
on the upside: will remind you however that its still mostly white men, and most of them don't believe a bar of it; and only put up with as much as necessary.
this engjewneering shit comes from external / top down pressure.

interesting article on this.
dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/by-promoting-diversity-over-fighting-ability-the-army-is-alienating-its-warriors/news-story/4efdb8d4c4627022cf51c410711684f6?nk=516ad6f8490eb5d457bbdae101e15f33-1495118565

>predominance of “Anglo-Saxon males” and the “banter culture” of the Army.
>“People just think it’s crap,” said one young officer
>The lecture went down so badly that a planned mosque visit on the schedule the next day was cancelled without explanation.
>
;^)
its very disheartening that shit like this is (trying and failing) to be pushed indeed; but make no mistake reading the responses is hilariously promising

i'm tempted to do that gap program cause its low commitment and i'm still just within the cutoff

probably not enough of them or they were dropkicks

looks like we got an agent heading to qanda, lads

ok im in here user what now

haha thanks bro
figured it was worth searching for some other aussies to bring in here
not gonna lie its pretty dead by this hour

>2017
>Living in Australia
>Not surfing

What the fuck is wrong with you cunt

recognize you from posting this so many times
keep dreaming, overcast cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=fWcDRZjiEHs

Well, what's your excuse?

beach was full; had to fuck off

Perthfag here, does it count as incel if I've never bothered to make a move ever?

Boogy boarding is more fun tbqh.

the "in" in "incel" is the key there

I watched a video recently and the beach was so full people could barely move at all, it looked like that wave pool video from China or wherever the fuck
Surfers in Aus must be getting pissed off with this shit now

Fucking faggot

HAte to break it to ya'll but Aus is fucked

You can be arrested and the evidence can be kept "secret" so you have no way to defend yourself.

how many political prisoners is Aus holding right now under this "law"?
A shit load

get more chicks as well

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Tell me a good part time job that doesn't require constant attention to customers.

I want to work but fuck customer service. Did it for a month and almost killed myself. People treat you like you're not a real person.

>bothered
if you didn't want to make a move:
congrats; you're not an incel (and desu being a virgin is non-degenerate fuck modern culture)
if you're just lying to yourself and were actually afraid: then its a different story

welcome to the service economy, goy
good luck

You don't know nothing until you've worked as a cleaner
Fuck me, cunts almost spit at you

Cleaner can be comfy if you get the right job though, like after it's empty or w.e and not when it's busy

Can you become a cleaner with no qualifications in bongland? I worked graveyard convenience store in the CBD so I already feel fucking qualified for fucking cleaning. With proper equipment that job doesn't seem half bad.

It's probably the latter.

I don't want to be a virgin, it's just that 90% of women aren't attractive to me and I always find some kind of flaw that turns me off before I even bother to start.

domestic cleaning can pay quite well here - it can pay better than some other unskilled labor jobs

don't fall for the pua trap
focus on improving yourself and seek a woifu

any aussies got a job for me? im in melbourne, and unemployment makes me want to kill myself. i have 10y service exp and a degree in mathematics.

Yeah yeah it's a piece of piss to get it as like a shit temp job but you just end up working with foreigners who barely speak the language
That, and people treat cleaners like absolute shit

start tutoring?
pays well and if you got the time you can take on many students

>implying he'll pass the working with children check

>implying you're not just a projecting boogie boarder / pedo (same thing really) yourself
you dun need nuffin to tutor anyway: just casually advertise. even college or uni studens can get jobs.
>degree
he'll be flying

I guess my point was, he probably has a reason not to be a math tutor. It's basically free money. Maybe he's just a sperglord. I tutored for a while but preparing for lessons was the killer for me. Felt like I was back in school.

kek, i already have one. i had to get it for a downie zoo trip with my lil brother's school.
good call, thanks for the advice.

yeah, i really didnt want to go into academia, so i think i just overlooked tutoring. i am a sperglord though. i can tie shoelaces now though, so i think i should be okay with a brat

>he probably has a reason not to be a math tutor.
>good call, thanks for the advice.
>Maybe he's just a sperglord.

>"""brother""" is a downie
yeah its all clicking together now

> Wake up
> Go to uni
> go to work
> do homework
> go to gym
> do more homework
> sleep
> constantly anxious about maintaining grades and keeping up with coursework
> 10 hours a week of private tutoring, which means 13-14 hours altogether when I construct lesson plans and mark shit
> have no time to enjoy anything, lost interest in vidya
> only come to this place and browse it when I'm bored on the train or just before bed

life fucking sucks rn lads, I definitely peaked at the end of 2015 when I graduated year 12. Really need a gf 2bh

forgot to mention

> abused MDMA for a while, which most likely exacerbated things
> developed a smoking habit in response to anxiety
> parents are getting a divorce
> family dog is dying

feelin 4 u
nice double doubles though, bro.

you're soooo fucking young its not funny. i'm glad to hear you are putting your nose to the stone and slogging it out - this is best thing you can do and you'd regret wasting the time trust me.
yeah - the hardest thing is consistency, but sounds like you are well disciplined - keep it fucking up

it can be a very hard period of life - very busy/less time and mounting responsibility compared to teenage years. saying shit peaked in year 12 is merely a foolish perspective. fun isn't the axiom of life, as tough as it can be to hear for many of us who were decieved so in this modern age. and as for the vidya: don't be disheartened "when i became a man i put away childish things". there is a deeper level of fulfillment ahead of you in the form of a family.

watcha studyin?

shit man that sucks about your dog.

just slog the uni shit though, you'll get breaks soon enough.

trust, when you get used to structure and purpose, being idle is infuriating.

i would suggest reconsidering your perspective though. it sounds like you kind of view yourself as "along for the grind", like youre just reluctantly alive. This has to change if youre going to not be a depressed burnout by the time youre 23. It also sounds like you dont feel a lot of responsibility, which is definitely related.

try developing longer-term goals; who are your inspirational figures and what makes them special to you? what kind of life do you want to live? what kind of actions can you take to make that happen?

as user said above, "become a man, put away childish toys". rationalising your behaviour as a result of stress/parents/pressure will have to stop if you're going to be fulfilled.