Brazil politics general happening thread:
>Brazilian economy is tanking after the new President is caught on tape talking about bribes
>impeachment talk
>2 senators now in jail
>is there a single politician in Brazil who isn't corrupt? Let's find out!
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BREAKING
>"Temer has succumbed to the pressure of his allies and adversaries and is ready to renounce the presidency of the Republic today".
PRESIDENTO IS GONO!
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Resignation in 1 hour
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
1 HOUR REMAIN
No official confirmation on Temer's resignation yet, don't fall for it
Also Temer speech soon
WE CIVIL WAR NOW
3 DAYS UNTIL DOLAR 4 REAIS
It's going down.
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Thank you user.
English is a nigger filter for these threads.
Lula will be able to escape jail because of this scandal. Brazil is fucked.
Who the fuck is gonna be the president now?
DIRETAS JÁ!
UMA
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?!
What happens after the resignation? Does anyone know?
will dracula finally resign?
place your bets
BTW, Maia and Renan defendants in corruption cases, which means they are barred from the line of succession.
Next president is Carmem Lúcia
GOD BLESS GOD
Carmem Lúcia, utopically speaking. There's too much shit to happen yet.
>Temer has succumbed to the pressure of his allies and adversaries and is ready to renounce the presidency of the Republic today
But will he keep the 40 million? Then it was worth it.
He wont stand a chance against the hurricane that its forming.
He either resign today or will be completely destroyed in weaks time
DELÍCIA
It's sad. I would accept Brazilian gay males any day in Netherlands.
he didn't resign yet, and even if he did i doubt we would have new elections
The judge in charge of his case won't budge, he's a fucking Terminator.
D E L Í C I A
O presidente da câmara assume.
Apparently, Rodrigo Maia will assume the presidency.
So we are still fucked.
CANCER
...
Sure, I can turn gay. Do you like hairy men?
why is Holland so gay
Renan Calheiros assume eu acho
>Next president is Carmem Lúcia
Hopefully.
Also, check'd.
they have a red white and blue flag
>Brazilian economy is tanking after the new President is caught on tape talking about bribes
Have you considered referring to bribery as "lobbying?"
It's worked wonders for us.
t. Rubinho
The digits confirm!
The people could protest and if the pressure is enough a new election could be called.
Pedro II will return and save us.
UMA
>implying corruption is career destroying in 2017
In this case they can't even pretend it's mere lobbying
Jesus Brazil. Are you trying to become Venezuela 2.0? Or is it a normal competition to try and outdo one another for shittiest country in south america?
TEM QUE MANTER ISSO AÍ
Would someone kindly post what's written on the twitter in the OP? Currently on uni PC and it blocks twitter
You'd be surprised with the amount of "mere lobbying" people will put up with so long as it is lobbying and not... you know... bribery.
Lord Kek will save us!
I believe in meme magic!
the thing is that you dont do this shit right after impeaching someone and trying to get them in jail for the same thing
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Temer cedeu à pressão de aliados e adversários e está pronto para renunciar ainda hoje à presidência da República.
Makes sense, thank god we also have a Star and not a gay smiling sun
Didn't their previous president get hit on this shit too like just a year or 2 ago?
>Are you trying to become Venezuela 2.0?
Yup. That's precisely what the politicians here want, and the people are too fucking retarded to oppose.
Consider learning Spanish and fleeing to chile.
thats a great meme
His lawyer said it was just a prank, bro.
Kek
So smart yet so stupid
>Temer cedeu à pressão de aliados e adversários e está pronto para renunciar ainda hoje à presidência da República.
Translation:
>Temer has given in to allied and adversarial pressure and is ready to renounce the presidency of the Republic still today.
Thank you my british friend.
Is your media reporting on this? if so, how are they looking at this?
>Venezuela 2.0
Murica, do you even know what is happening here?
Maia for 30 days
congress elects new president
This is the definitive proof that we won't end up like Venezuela though, because at least our judiciary kinda works.
>trying
WE FINANCED ALL YHIS SHIT. Venezuela, Equador... They broke because we broke.
kek
Is there any hope for Brazil? All I hear about is corruption, political scandals, slums, crime, coups, and big bundas. It's like it's in a constant state of chaos
is that guy on Twitter legit?
We will have new elections. I'm telling you.
Not even a little bit, BBC, ITV and Sky aren't saying anything. I imagine it will hit the twittersphere or facebook in a few hours though.
every brazillian knows spanish(enough to live comfortably) by definition. The languages are similar enough.
I've only used this innate skill to read hentai that have spanish but no english translation, but I guess it's useful for fleeing a sinking ship too.
If there was no hope, then you wouldn't be hearing about an impeachment, good governance follows the rule of law and justice.
>Is there any hope for Brazil?
no
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Well, if you want to look at it in some sort of metaphorical way, we are currently having our failed system cleansed by the flames -- that's not inherently bad in itself. Now, whatever will emerge from the ashes is yet to be seen.
Well, it hit the markets already, so I guess it can't take much longer to hit MSM there.
Unless, of course, they decide to not report on this
My guess is that they're waiting for temer's speech in like 40min to have a more "complete" report
What's wrong with chaos? It's fun and exciting.
43 minutes before Temer says he dindu nuffin
Goodbye Brazil
Thank you for making one good song. And for the Victoria Secret models
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Gay muscle Brazilians are welcome here too.
>hope
>Brazil
Choose one. At least I have my italian citizenship if shit get real.
Nope. We have a SOCIALIST Constitution.
maybe but it's not certain yet like it wasn't certain that the economy would improve but we sure as hell thought it would. but alas we are here now.
NOTÍCIA URGENTE:
BOA ESPORTE CONTRATA AÉCIO
It's a constant battle between niggers and humans for the control of a potential juggernaut
Reminder:
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His main minister Vieira Lima already resigned half year ago for corruption.
You don't know the half of it, pal.
But to answer your question, there's no hope anymore, i suppose. This place is destined to crumble and become another communist nation.
IF he resigns, Maia as president for 30 days.and INDIRECT elections.
Perdi.
ME TOO BUD. Good luck to us, it's probably my one shot at having a decent life.
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This is not news, ministers resign every week here
Please, that's not the mood now. Try this:
Let me tell you.
We will have a new election. Lula will win. He will be angry. He will close Globo, will send judges and prosecutors to jail and may try to close the congress. Militaries will no to shit. Nobody will do shit.
If you survive this, you will se..
Good taste user!
8 from THIS one are being investigated.
>Brazilian Supreme Court minister authorizes investigation against Temer
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>Images caught bribe being delivered to Temer and senator Aécio's confidence men
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>Cunha is arrested again inside the jail (kek)
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>Aécio is removed from the senate
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>Journalist says Temer will renounce today at UTC -3 16:00 (15:00 East Coast Time Zone, 20:00 Britain Time Zone)
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Building an OP here
Anymore useful links for it?
Oh yeh, this will do, mind if I use it?
He still believes in constitution, after everything. Kinda cute.
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I prefer this one.
There's also a Djavan song I really like, but you're probably not going to be able to listen to it.
A civil war, maybe.