Brit/pol/ - Best County Edition

>5 days left to register to vote
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>BBC empirically biased against Labour
newstatesman.com/2017/05/right-wing-newspaper-headlines-bring-bias-bbc
archive.is/a8upd

>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
archive.is/h1F5b

>Scot Labour threatens councillors for fraternising with the enemy
thenational.scot/news/15291689.Labour_threaten_to_suspend_councillors_in_Aberdeen_over_Tory_coalition_deal/
archive.is/XiVEW

>Grime artists support Corbyn, rave planned before election
standard.co.uk/news/politics/londons-grime-stars-come-out-in-support-of-jeremy-corbyn-as-secret-rave-planned-before-general-a3541466.html
archive.is/eqIH1

>Wages can't keep up with inflation: Stagflation since 2008
dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
archive.is/6V4Tl

>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/QXjDD

Other urls found in this thread:

ft.com/content/b8be47e0-3ba0-11e7-821a-6027b8a20f23
itv.com/news/2017-05-17/tory-manifesto-for-hard-brexit-and-tighter-immigration-controls/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/conservative-manifesto-2017-international-aid-definition-7-per-cent-target-general-election-foreign-a7742526.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/conservative-manifesto-lest-theresa-may-immigration-foreign-spouses-threshold-a7742791.html
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6bxhts/2017_manifesto_costings/
xhamster.com/movies/7703769/barnsley_couple_outdoor.html
youtube.com/watch?v=fNCnlImSdqQ
twitter.com/AnonBabble

you will suffer for what you have done to my people, anglo scum

10:45

Big Soup.

I'm a tampon

Vote Tory

>Businesses will be forced to pay a £2000 tax for each migrant they employ
ft.com/content/b8be47e0-3ba0-11e7-821a-6027b8a20f23

>Immigrants will no longer have a right to healthcare, must pay for it
itv.com/news/2017-05-17/tory-manifesto-for-hard-brexit-and-tighter-immigration-controls/

>UK to change the definition of international aid - will include paying for things in the UK such as medical research
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/conservative-manifesto-2017-international-aid-definition-7-per-cent-target-general-election-foreign-a7742526.html

>Raising income threshold for migrants bringing over a wife or husband to £24,000
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/conservative-manifesto-lest-theresa-may-immigration-foreign-spouses-threshold-a7742791.html

>Total costs of employing an immigrant would be set to rise to £14,000 for each migrant..

Babs

You should have stayed in Holland.
Imperialism is for the strong.

MUMMY

So we're all voting corbs right

>see the bald guy on the right
>thumbmnail makes him look like John Curtice
>upon clicking it it's actually Thatcher's biographer
kinda disappointed desu.

>tfw Jonathan Bartley has the JUST hair without photoshop

*blocks your path*

>best county

But you didnt post this?

Hopefully some mentions how Bartley killed someone.

>CHANNEL 4

Big Useless Cunt (You)

>taxing immigrants who usually have fuck all.
>not raising taxes for highest earners to be the same as most European countries
Sure seems like a ukip vote grab that'll do fuck all.

It is taxing the businesses.

The West will collapse if we don't overthrow the Kike infiltrators and oven bake them. Why don't you understand about the doom?

Reminder that if you prefer deep-pan frozen pizzas and paki-spit-infused takeaway pizzas to ones you get in a proper restaurant (or even Pizza Express), you have objectively shit taste.

Wrong rose lad

the itv debate had me fuming lads

We want to see the world burn, don't we?
Vote Corbyn

what is it?

Bring it nigger

I want to see a strong and stable Tory government.

Vote Conservative. This election is punishment for how much of a failure the US election was. Corbyn is being sold as the 'outsider wow he did it' character to the public. It will be the downfall of our country. This is it.

>How to get a council house.
>All about immigrants

>mfw the whole audience, presenter and panel are against Nuttall and the entire show is just a socialist, globalist wankfest of bullshit

>Tory manifesto is not properly costed and spends a lot more than it takes in. Labour manifesto is much better in this respect, and approximately revenue neutral like Labour claim.
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6bxhts/2017_manifesto_costings/

>Conservacucks will defend an uncosted manifesto
>inb4 reddit

Twitter reminding us what to think of whilst struggling to sleep tonight.

>He doesn't make his own pizzas made from locally sourced ingredients

Somerset master race

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>things yorkshite has done for the world
>lended its name to a (shit)tea brand

You're not that "Mummy" freak are you?

>people actually buy this

mfw people aren't falling for tory bullshit anymore.

The fucking state. That's the only thing that matters?

Fucking kill everybody. Just do it. Somebody just nuke London and Edinburgh and let me live a happy life.

It'll be the only stable thing with public services going into the shutter.

>all these people on twitter who think the rape gangs in Three Girls was a one-off

lrn2read

They were completely out of touch with reality desu. At least they're not relevant.

chanell 4 is so based yet so cuked at the same time.
One day its running a anti-muslim or anti-immigration documentary the next day its that shitty nude gameshow and a documentary about ebil racists

No, I don't have a sexual fetish for old women. That is weird to me.

That debate was fucking unbearable, I don't think anyone said anything of substance for the entire two hours. Also, why did no-one shit on Sturgeon when she was talking about education? The SNP has completely fucked up Scottish education.

Fair play if true mate.

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>he doesnt have his own pizza oven in his garden

Must be shit living in a place with gardens smaller than your average wetherspoons booth

I was hoping someone would make this

Why bother with pizza when cheese on toast is superior in every way? Also real cheese not shit cheese.

Not in my shop they don't
Because I make sure it never gets on the shelves

Nobody ever mentions the threat (((they))) pose in this general. You're all normaltons who don't know anything about politics.

Jesus Christ, lads.

>long day in the library doing my last fucking piece of coursework - to be handed in tomorrow - and finally get it done at about 9
>fancy a cheeky KFC after my hard work
>Mighty Bucket For One and a portion of Hot Wings
>finally get back to the flat
>can hear laughing already as I'm walking up the stairs
>get into the flat and my hot flatmate Vicky and her friend are sitting on the couch kinda like pic related, laughing at that Barnsley vid that's been doing the rounds
>xhamster.com/movies/7703769/barnsley_couple_outdoor.html
>tfw they ask me if I've seen it and I say yes
>tfw my hot flatmate Vicky says "Bet you've got some moves like that, haven't you, user?"
>tfw I pretend not to hear and cough to try and hide my embarrassment
>tfw she asks me again, this time calling me "Fast Arse" and so I cough again
>tfw her friend starts giggling and I go to my room because I can feel my face heating up and going scarlet
>tfw I've already told her about forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint
>tfw I left my KFC on the countertop and I have to go back in there and face them to get it

They're probably in there eating my fucking chips, lads.

Sturgeon won


Farron came off looking the worse. UKIP might as well have not turned up.

Good post

>That utter retard spending 35 quid on a fucking plastic tasting pizza
He could chuck in a tenner extra and literally go to Rome

>people discussing politics on /brit/pol
how fucking new are you
last bits of political discussion died with YTKD

>there are ACTUALLY people in this thread who don't like this patrician tier pizza that their shitty "muh pizza oven" place will NEVER be able to make


My pizzas and ice cream and coke and garlic dough balls are gonna be here any minute, see you cunts with your shitty pizzas watching some halfcaste on question time later, I'm gonna watch a film.

Think about why the debate was shit and the excuses the other parties gave for not being there.

Thin pizzas are patrician. Deep pan pizzas and paki-made flavoured-circlebreads are fucking plebian.

I don't make my own because I'm not an Italian or a woman but if I do buy a pizza (rarely) it's fresh from Morrison's and I watch them make it. £3.50, can't beat it desu

That's welsh rarebit to you, boyo.

I want to fuck aniki

N A T A L I E

>he doesn't get his pizzas flown in from a top supplier in Milan on a private jet at the press of a button

Poorfag life sounds very dull lad.

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They said a lot of substance, especially Nutt, but it was lost amongst autistic socialis screeching and won't really change anything.

Nobody shits on Sturgeon because they're all the same party and because if Nutt did he'd be called a racist sexist.

Pizza hut Deep Pan is better desu

To any and all micks in this thread, bongs welcome too, there's a new meme project to trigger Irish leftists

Fuck off

*whites your path*

youtube.com/watch?v=fNCnlImSdqQ

welsh rarebit is cheese + egg not just cheese on toast

>Do you want to see my rarebit, user? IT'S FROM WAAAAAAYLLLLLLLLESSSSSSS

Is that the old dominator? What a load of rubbish that was.
The Chicago Town takeaway pizzas are the best.

>I don't think anyone said anything of substance for the entire two hours.
Lad, you just summed up television. Maybe you don't need that box after all?

If you're worried about (((them))),vote Labour desu.

>dominos
Might as well just down a vat of grease

Papa John's is better desu

Yeah and it's better.

This is pretty interesting desu talking about brits not getting housed

Why?

Enjoy your used chewing gum based melted cheese, Paki toenails and spit you fat Norman.

>debating spending a grand on a push bike
Didn't think my life would come to this. Wish I was on the cycle to work scheme, not that I'd be cycling it to work.

i make it with cheese, egg, worchester sauce and beer desu

so these women are BEGGING for you to have sex with them, MGTOW is autistic. You can still have sex and not be in a relationship you mong

If you weren't such an autistic you'd be balls deep right now.

N A T A L I E P L S

>Polish
>Coal burner
what a suprise

>Jesus Christ, lad

>having 100 quid taken out of your paycheck every month for a bike you don't use

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>/r/unitedkingdom/

Which bike? I spend a lot on bikes so there's no judgment here.

i'm a self hating polack please help me, my grandfather was in the RAF and i look at the type that come over now i just want to change my surname please help

Actually paying the toll

Vote Conservative and it will be like the collapse of the USSR. Wealth and power hovered up by the elites. Press Barron's, health and energy multinationals and billionaires in the Brexit repeal act. We have hundreds of questions towards how the country has been run, about 5 will be answered if we're lucky...

This county is ripe for it. A shrug of the shoulders, "oh it will be okay even if they actually do fuck us over they will be out of power in 4 years!" Rights are only one from fighter tooth and nail for them. People in this country don't have the fight for it anymore.

Just get a cheap bike of shpock or gumtree

Yes because (((they))) couldn't possibly control both sides of the political spectrum.

No thanks.

LITERALLY FREE MONEY!

WHICH SHOULD I PICK LADS AND HOW MUCH?

LITERALLY FREE MONEY, PUT A £1 ON EACH ONE AND YOU'LL STILL WIN