Redpill me on rednecks

What is the essence of rural southern unitedstatesian culture?

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enjoy life to the max and don't put up with bullshit

freedom

We don't understand what that word means.

freedom

Family, Big trucks, country music, farms, Chevy and Ford, deer piss scent, camo hat with a random local company on it. Hunting September to January. Humidty, mud everywhere, bright orange, dirt roads, gravel driveway and usually a tradeskill like HVAC or Electric. God bless the south

t. Georgia.

Does Norway have something similar? Just curious.

Freedom, which is why they trigger liberals

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Honestly, true "southerners" or "rednecks" are extremely based (hence the occasional racism).

Then there is a sector of larpers who just adopt southern culture because it's trendy to listen to country music and drive trucks. These are some of the worst kind of people.

The media is actively working to destroy the "true" southerners by bombarding them with propaganda, taxing the shit out of their land/small businesses, and importing spics to steal their jobs.

I have a redneck friend and he is pretty chill.

freedom. rural living is the last bastion of true freedom. I can do whatever I want whenever I want on my land.

Stop making me want to be a redneck.

If you talk to some of my true southern friends, you would think they had been browsing Sup Forums their entire lives despite having never been on here.

doing what you like and not giving a fuck

every facet of the media attacks them and convinces others to attack them while their population is actively being replaced by spics and niggers

These are pretty much it.

>Nigger culture- get gub gibs so, listen to kill nigga music, kill niggas to prove you're top nigga

>Urban smug liberal culture- All this nigger killing is the fault of rednecks, make more nigger killing music, throw more money at those niggers so they don't take our shit

>Redneck culture- Come and take 'em you sorry faggots

prove this wrong

>unitedstatesian

You go straight to hell, snownigger.

This.

The media wants them gone. They're too resilient to neoliberalism.

Most southerners are polite, good people. Usually pretty redpilled on niggers since we have to live in close proximity to them at times. Hard working, and the best women are here.

Theres plenty of trash too though.

How can they have money to have this life and buy big trucks?

burgers

trucks are honestly pretty cheap. You can buy a diesel f250 for like 8,000 with some miles on it

>what is Waco

And good homestyle cookin

I bet she purges after like 4 beers. Her legs are fucked.

Honest opinion.

Kinda dirty, generally poor, distrust of federal agencies, titties, beer, trucks, hunting, and more American than most.

SHALL

the reason liberals should be gassed

It's edited, look closely.

Just do it man, buy a lifted truck and God bless.

I work as a systems engineer for a large company in rural Georgia. I wish I had a truck too but I drive an old jeep with a 4 inch lift. So I can go muddin on the weekends.

R A R E

All cars in the US are also cheap?

TexasBro here.

Don't move here.

THIS. God bless redneck culture.

gurkhas are alright

>you're ok nepal

Southerners are good, rednecks are terrible

I don't know much about real rednecks but Pennsylvania has its own offshoot. They ride big ass trucks and other redneck things but listen to rap music and say Nigga

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Drinking and having fun.

Texan here. I know some rich rednecks. A lot of people that look like rednecks and like to hunt, fish, etc. have high paying white collar corporate jobs. Some are in oil business.

Which makes visiting large cities so incredibly depressing for anyone from the woods. Why do people put up with that shit life

Housing in rural united states is dirt cheap. Much of the land and assets are passed down through generation. No college debt and you have all the equipment/housing from the start.

This picture is of spoiled rich kids who probably live in suburbs.
Essence of rural Southern culture? Varies from region to region. In my area it's super laid back. Work on tractors, cars, anything with a motor. Run to the store to get a burger while the lady smokes cigs making your burger. Then go work at supply company for the rest of the day. Pretty simple.
Source: South Carolinian

One of many.

>rare
Have you never been to Sup Forums?

if you can afford a yeti cooler you arent a redneck

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american bydlo

>tfw too intelligent to be with rural and suburban retards (the normies)
>tfw too right wing to be socially compatible in cities

where the fuck do we go?

>coors light
anyway mis sippi reporting

>literal meme song

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Try a good one my man
Describes it petty well

That's too american for me.

>kinda dirty

There is some trashy ones, but even the trashy ones don't smell? At least not like niggers

>generally poor

Just not true. A lot of the richest people in the south come from old redneck money. Steel companies, asphalt companies, even big lawn service companies.

>Distrust of federal agencies

Most of the distrust stems from the fear of higher taxes.

>titties, beer, trucks

They have a tendency to like some degenerate shit, but honestly that's pretty normal as long as it doesn't get out of hand (which is why religion is important)

>more American than most

The "America first" trump slogan hit the nail on the head with this voter demographic

That's everywhere you go pretty much. It was funny in high school because my school was full of real country kids who lived 20 miles out in the county and then there were spoiled lifted truck faggots who lived in 5-story mansions in the country clubs. There were a lot of fights out on dirt roads between those two groups.

The desert, you have to become desert trash

That's the coolest flag after my flag.

Texas got its dick sucked off by Mexico and he invaders from the south. God Bless what's left of Texas

There's not a lot of internet up there.

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Don't be fooled, rednecks have their own version of suburbanite yuppie culture. Muh truk, muh pawl mawls, etc

Living in the country or being a laborer doesn't automatically make you a better person either, there's just as many buttfuckers and kiddie molesters and car thieves down in the holler. Same shit different setting.

Southern women are just as likely to be your average Instagram whore with the ya'll drawl DLC as not.

My neighbor Clyde on my west was great, taught me most of what I know about shooting and hunting and always let me borrow his tractor or excavator. Fags on the other side though, Jesus Christ. Literally could not stop emulating country pop videos and trying to become one with GIT R DUN, I would personally volunteer to dig a grave for every single one of those kinds of people if they would only fucking die

We make fun of urban kids for putting so much effort into looking like homeless niggers but half of rednecks' desperation to look like cartoon characters is bewildering

Rednecks are disgusting Nigger Tier whites and I have the same disdain for them as I have for Niggers. They are a disgrace to actual whites in that they behave like Niggers yet claim superiority. Literally the Pot calling the Kettle black but in this case the pot is White Trash.

Y'all stay where you are. Don't you be comin' down here. Ye hear! Block your path.

I just see rednecks as perpetual 24 year olds driving 4 wheelers in the state lark hard workin at some hvac or boat dealer and drinking a lot beer.

This pretty much. Southerners in general are good people. Rednecks on the other hand are pretty much white niggers.

so far so good eurofag. I do what I want and haven't had a problem. it helps that the police force and county/state government align with my political beliefs. nobody bothers me. you're eurofag brain can not contemplate true autonomy. enjoy your cultural enrichment.

you can get a decent used car for $2000 or less

Jesus Christ those legs. She just get out of a concentration camp?

To be fair, I did say "kinda" dirty.

Not meant as an insult, but as a general, "they don't care about getting dirty" as blue collars do, not to mention most redneck hobbies tend to get you dirty.

I didn't mean it as they're unclean people. I've never met a redneck I didn't like, even the ones I've personally been in fistfight with.

All their buddies didn't jump in and cold cock me. They picked their friend up, said "yeah, he got you good bud" And went on, even though we were completely outnumbered.

I know it's anecdotal, but you don't see that shit happen with niggers.

actually, theres 4g on Mt. Everest.

I'm pretty sure ours are cheaper than yours in general plus cheaper gas. It depends where you live, but you can find a pretty decent car here for $8000 with miles on it. Depends on what you're looking for.

>distrust of federal agencies

Is there actually anyone who unironically doesn't have at least SOME level of this?

France you have that used for 10k

Yes, liberals in Atlanta, Jew York, Cali and most major cities.

I grew up redneck. Moved to the city in the late 90's. I am well spoken, even though I have a twang, and my Mom still kept our land after my Dad died, so I can still take my dog home for a swim in the pond and I can shoot my gun and eat biscuits and gravy. Plus, I have a bug out spot for when the niggers start chimping out.

>Just do it man, buy a lifted truck and God bless.

It's very hard to move to the US.

HVAC pays pretty good from my understanding

>but you can find a pretty decent car here for $8000 with miles on it

$8000 is a shitload of money.
Here in Italy you can find a decent 10-12 years old car for 1000€ or less.

Being a rural faggot is a redpill. Land and property is cheap. You can travel around in quads while drinking beer. No one gives a fuck. And money is easy to make if you're not entirely retarded.

I recently bought 160 acres in the bush and life is fucking awesome

>Rednecks behave like niggers
You are a fucking idiot and why do you even come to this board? You're probably an omega-level numale working in IT and living in a shitty overpriced city apartment with no girlfriend and no balls.

What a fucking complete lie. Rednecks are the opposite of niggers. They have jobs, and most of those jobs are in energy, construction, or other vital blue-collar sectors that take care of wastes of life like yourself so you can blog about feminism in video games. They make more money than you do. They have a better understanding of the country than you do. They own guns and are very good at using them. They know lots of practical skills like hunting, auto mechanics, construction, and binge drinking. They are loyal friends, usually straightforward, and commit very little crimes outside of drunken bar rampages and domestic violence.

They are everything awesome that you are not. You are a faggot cuck liar that's projecting your own absolute worthlessness on them. I dislike them for my own reasons but respect the solid culture that they exist in and perpetuate, and I dislike you far, far more. If the shit ever does hit the fan, you'll be running to a redneck and begging him to protect you from the wave of nignogs, illegals, and muslim invaders.

They work decent trades or have hireable skills.

Also, they save.

>Go to rural upstate CA
>Like going to another state
>People live in small ranch houses
>Some places have the lawn looking like shit
>Then they'll pull out a wad of cash and spend it on some badass RV
>You find out they own acres and a cabin elsewhere.

Rednecks have lots of cash hidden away.

Derp derp muh rebel flag muh gunz muh freedumz derp derp i love jon deere tractors derp derp

Those fucking legs in ops picture tho what the hell

Come here, marry some broad for a green card.

> Baby I think we should go to the country
> Oh user how romantic a simple life sounds great
> Use your Mario skills to become a plumber
> Make good money buy a trailer save for a house
> Then Chevy on 38 inch tires.

Done

That's the first time I've seen that video, and it's pretty hilarious. You will always find red solo cups in my home.

>titties, beer, trucks
>degenerate shit

Jesus Christ, turbofag detected. You just blew the wheels off the faggot mobile.

nice D&C kike faggot
your propaganda has no effect here

this is literally 99% of the US outside of cities

t. rural northerner

PS whenever I go down south I'm taken back by how 'country' people make it out to be but its basically as trashy and strip malled as Long Island

redneck culture (trucks, guns, shit beer, camo) exists because its just another jew ploy to sell products to dumber southern people

>Just not true. A lot of the richest people in the south come from old redneck money. Steel companies, asphalt companies, even big lawn service companies.

A lot of them run small businesses as well.

There's always someone to

>Help tow your vehicle
>Install AC and heating
>Install plumbing
>Repair your truck
>Gravel your path/driveway
>Cut your grass
>Fix your roof
>Move your furniture
>Take your garbage

There's a reason why they hate illegals.

Yeah, but we do it better in the south you fucking Yankee.

How do I get HVAC or whatever licensing? I'm a 22 yr old neet from New Jersey. I wanna be a southerner.

Send help!

those fucking legs man, what the fuck

no you dont

you aint as cuntry as rural northern shit

the south is super developed

go out to north dakota or wyoming if you want real country

south as redneck is a facade

most people aren't redneck they just play the part

No I didn't retard.

I meant that southern women are a good time but they keep it in check and generally aren't turbo whores like liberals/feminists.

To be fair my husband grew up in moonshine and drug running clans who all fucked their cousins and family members, went to jail constantly, beat the living hell out of each other as soon as they could walk, and started drinking moonshine and smoking weed around 8. He made it out alright. He still has a cousin that hits him all the time and definitely wants to fuck him.

No response from that fag because he's a hit-and-run beta male that's too much of a pussy to even back up his own bullshit.
kek

This.
If you've even been around any you know this to be true.

Apply for an apprenticeship, get experience, apply for state license. Pretty sure that's how it's done. There could be unions and shit depending on states. In the south we have some, but not a huge amount like the north

I'm not an HVAC, my neighbor about 2 miles down the road is. He's a pretty swell dude.

also, if you listen to TRUE southern (more western-ish) music like the statler brothers, jerry reed, hank williams, all their music is great and listenable. new ""southern"" music is absolute SHIT. it really is a type of basic culture that has developed and appeals only to the most basic of white southern primates

The only BAD rednecks are the ones that try to emulate Spring Break culture. The rest are just people who enjoy getting out of the house once in a while. Plenty of rednecks who play vidya and PC games like anyone else.

So, stay away from Florida and Illinois rednecks.

Also, there's a difference between hicks and rednecks. Hicks are just junkies into John Wayne.

Pretty much this.

Little boys prefer asses over titties.

Trucks are loved because of hobbies such as hunting, mudding, not to mention they're usually work related.

Beer? Other user wants to shit on beer? I hope he realizes beer is the cornerstone of growing civilizations. Without beer, we would have been drinking shit water like most of Africa.

user needs to sort himself out.