Clean your room!

>Be Honest
>Be Moral
>Dragons have gold

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>Sort yourself

this if for that one autistic leaf you know the one

this "clean your room" meme is actually slowly starting to sink in. I canceled the video games I was paying for last night. Deleted them off my computer. Got rid of all my porn collection and images.

Then went through my computer deleting anything that wasn't "core" to what I need.

I then went through my bookmarks and cleaned those up as well. Now that I have my computer clean I now look at my room and I am going to do the same thing.

So thanks OP and others for posting this. This has really helped me.

I cleaned and reorganized my room recently. Found stuff I forgot I even had and cleaned years worth of dust and hair from all the corners. Now I have to climb the dominance hierarchy and find a dragon.

NP fag

you're gonna regret that you stupid ass

You cannot rescue your father without descending into hell

Good job user. Getting rid of porn has been a bitch for me.

>Notices room is unclean

Hmmm...

dragons have virgins but to get then you need to sort your self out

Anybody ever read/watch Joseph Campbell? His work is closely related to JP's. Both have similar views of mythology and its role in modern society. Should check it out.

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why get rid of porn

The great dragon always hordes gold.

How do I get the gold?

You don't find a dragon. You already have a dragon. If you truly think you dont, then you're already in trouble.

Pretty much the dragon is something you know you should be doing deep down, but u keep putting it off

Yeah cleaning my room has been such a boost to my everyday life. My task now is cleaning my body (quitting cigarettes and putting excercise back into my routine), and climbing the dominance hierarchy by finding a better paying job.

Its very queer (I use that in the old timey way) how much of an influence he has had on my life in the past five or six months. He replied to one of my emails telling me to sort myself out, and ive probably listened to him talk for over 20 hours on youtube.

His work has really put my life into perspective. All anons who struggle with motivation and goal setting and achieving should follow his advice.

Seconding this

Campbell is the greatest writer in this field. I highly recommend his Masks of God books, they're top quality

I agree.

Ascend to the top of all dominance hierarchies

Journey into the unknown and rescue your father from the belly of the beast

You sell your soul.

Be a hero
>in b4 an hero

Psychological effects on your brain pertaining to motivation and self-control. I have had a very hard time cutting porn out of my life despite getting my room clean.

I've been articulating what that dragon is for a couple years, trying to "track down the cave" so to speak. Then I can confront it.

Dragons don't actually eat people, they eat gold. It's why they are always sitting on a big pile of it

>clean your room
this is actually a powerful meme desu

>Dragons have gold
does that mean I should strive for financial success or do I need to dress up as a dragon scaliefag and sleep on a yellow bed

>(((Dragons)))

How can I rescue my father if I dont have one

>tfw cleaning my room
>flies are pissed
>NO GOY DON'T CLEAN
>I press onward
>they're full kamikaze mode
>I can hear them
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's when it hit me... the fight between good and evil is at an animal level. flies may not be cognizant, but they align themselves with evil and need it to propagate life.

Rats are afraid of cats, and that's that.

ITT: Peterson General and Self Sorting Support Center

Who else here has done the self-authoring suite? I completed most of the future authoring program but haven't gotten around to finishing it off because I felt like I wasn't answering the questions properly. Anybody else have this problem?

your father is your culture. revivify the useful parts of your dead culture for yourself and for the next generation.

Come one now. Even for Sup Forums this is kinda extreme.

i'll think about that. thanks leaf.

Its not about your real father is about the logos, the logical aspects of culture and your life.

Save your father, save your rationality and virtuosity.

cartoon fish tank in photo is much too small to support the cartoon lobster.

Please get a bigger cartoon tank. That is inhumane.

Yeah Tolkien figured that out too.

I'm coming for you, father. I will slay the dragon. my room shall be cleaned.

Watch out man, you could go to the gulag for saying that.

means you gotta go out and kill that fuckin dragon if you want his cash and his women

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I am currently going through the self-authoring program. Man is it every a DOOZIE.

So the present authoring: virtues was pretty great honestly. It takes a long time to complete, but I think it may have been the first time in my life that I solidified the things about myself that I think I am exceptional at. Before having done that, I had a relatively murky sense that I was pretty good at most things, not so great at others. It was extremely helpful to clarify.

So in regards to the future authoring module which I am completing right now... it has been extremely helpful. And this is coming from a VP of sales who's done probably 500 hours of self help / sales training.

I actually looked at this program as a way to improve my communication / team management / sales skills but it has morphed far beyond that.

Anyways, so far it's an 11/10 in my books. I never expected to go down the rabbit hole in such a structured way.

Not exactly looking forward to present author: faults / past authoring lol. It's alot of work.

How are you finding it?

>Pretty much the dragon is something you know you should be doing deep down, but u keep putting it off

Eradicating shitskins?

Newfag

By slaying the dragon of course.

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What is this guy's name, anyway?

No, dragons eat limestone because that allows them to make hydrogen with their stomach acid. The hydrogen is where they get their fire from, a small patch of electric cells in the roof of their mouths ignites it. They vent the hydrogen because they'd explode or never be able to reach the ground otherwise.

They lay on gold because it is a soft metal that conducts heat well.

I'm telling you form experience, all will be forced to become clear as you begin to clean your room.

Like I said I've done most of the future authoring suite and then i got bogged down in other things and didnt finish it after day two.

Pretty crappy and unsorted of me, I think I may try restarting it from the beginning.

I just found it to be very difficult conceptualizing my goals. I think I'm also a lot younger than you (20 years old) so it could be why.

Another thing I found was that I thought I started writing with a bit of a bias, in that i was writing for Dr. Peterson instead of myself. This is because he actually gave me the program when I emailed him. Very generous, I don't know if he would want me sharing that on a cartoon basket weaving imageboard though. But I got the feelign that I was writing as if he would read it and couldn't force myself to write for myself.

I was also in a state of weed addiction at the time and wasn't thinking clearly. That was a little while ago and I've gotten clean and quit dope so maybe its time I give it another crack.

You can't go from clean your room to confronting the "What is the meaning of my life" dragon right away. Focus on some little/ medium sized dragons and eventually, as you get more focused and more motivated, you will find your "what is the meaning of my life" dragon

Masks of God is a great series. M personal favorite is his book Hero of a Thousand Faces. After reading that I viewed life as a reluctant hero ready to take on the challenges of this world and be transformed by the experience of these trials.

Every film I watch now I have his Hero's Journey cycle at the front of my mind. Really is a simple yet profound theory.

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I'm not using your pronouns

I'm aware of that, I've been fighting the anti-confidence depression for years and I think I'm finally almost over it. Nothing more pathetic than someone who is self-conscious all the time.

Incredible

I'll still like to know the name of the guy this thread as about.

I'm not very impressed with what everybody is saying about him, but I can't imagine Sup Forumsbeing into new age bullshit.

I see well.. I'm only 27 so you aren't much younger than me, bucko.

Jordan Peterson would be absolutely thrilled that you're sharing this on a mongolian arts & craft imageboard. There is no group of people on earth who could use Jordan Peterson more than the disaffected populace of Sup Forums.

So anyways good luck with everything. You'll be absolutely fine. If you are lost career wise and aren't a complete fucking aspie then try and get into sales. You don't need to be a smooth talker or know any mumbo jumbo sales technique bullshit... you just need to act like a normal human being and you'll easily grab $100K+ / year.

Good luck bro.

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Lmao damn that's fresh

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I'm not terribly familiar with HP so it took me a minute but this is awesome

>CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE HELL HOW CAN PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR BLANKETS THE MATTRESS IS FUCKING EXPOSED DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS THE MATTRESS IS FUCKING EXPOSED WE CAN'T HAVE THIS PICTURE ALL OF THE LITTLE CREATURES SEEPING IN FROM YOUR EXPOSED MATTRESS WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR TABLE JUST STACK IT AND SORT IT NEATLY FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S NOT THAT HARD AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DESK ARE THOSE DIRTY DISHES WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THAT SMELL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE YOU FUCKING PIG I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START ON THOSE SHELVES WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE EMPTY THAT'S NOT WHAT SHELVES ARE FOR GOD DAMN ORGANIZE SOMETHING ON THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK THAT MATTRESS IS STILL EXPOSED FIX IT YOU CUNT

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spicy

>MUH SIX GORRILIAN! HITLER WAS A BAD GOY WHO HATED GERMANY!

Great - a one hour video.

Can somebody just tell me his name?

I'd like to research him before I listen to him.

>mfw you just made me realize that although I have my room (and my entire apartment) sorted, my computer is hugely unsorted

The idea of cleaning your room is an exercise in humility. It's often brushed off as an easy trivial task, but when you actually get down to it you realize that it takes a lot more time and effort than anticipated. Maybe you aren't as competent and capable as you think you are. If you're not competent enough to really clean your room, and do it well, then who are you to tell other people what to do? You can't even clean your damn room! No wonder you aren't climbing the dominance (competence) hierarchy.

I took two days off work to really clean and reorganize my apartment and I'm still not done. I'll be doing it all weekend at this rate. It's been quite the humbling experience to say the least...What drives me is asking my self "are you really so incompetent that you can not even clean your room?" I believe I am, but it was no where near as easy as I thought it would be.

Fuck you, this man is his videos. Just watch them.

All caps, so it must be true.

You can't listen to someone and determine if they have values in accordance with your own?

It also says his name right there in the title. Stop being a shit.

spiccy meme famerino

NO!

What is his fucking name?

It's from a thread many years ago , doubt many remember it, but yeah dude's mattress was actually fucking exposed and guy just got crazy pissed off at it.

That's Satan, desire, momentary hedonism, that will regret it. I choose not to be that. I choose god, I choose good. As Satan is still part of us, the yearning to regret will always be there. However a quick logical analysis shows that regretting an action bound to benefit ones self so much makes no sense at all.

Jordan "Clean your room or it spells your doom" Peterson

researching him is watching his videos ya dingus

Our Peterson who art in Canada,
Sorted be his name.
Our Culture come our father saved,
on earth as he is in the beast.
Give us this day pragmatic truth
and forgive us our lies
as we forgives us who lie against us.
and least us not into post-modernism but deliver us from Marxism.

Amen

(for Prods)
For Ours is the patriarchy, the dominance and truth everlasting.

Thank you very much.

Jordan "Hierarchy not Patriarchy" Peterson

Do amerifats really keep their burgers on the ground?

>and virgins, don't forget virgins

had to look this up

>tells us to clean our rooms
>his office is a mess

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We must descend into hell to become heros.

10/10

Hey just keep at it. Those who try and believe they will make it, will always make it in the end

And don't forget to make your bed.

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Is this you?

Thank ye brother from the North. Any books / resources on salesmanship?

Man I was thinking about buying it. Is it worth the money? What actual content am I getting access to? I watched the video on the website and I felt like he wasn't super descriptive. About the actual suite itself.

Honestly I feel like I'm in a state of severe depression and have been for a long time. It wasn't until the past six months or so though that I feel like it has ramped up. It just doesn't seem like it will ever get better and there is no way out.

Will this stop me from wanting to kill myself?

DRAGONS HAVE GOLD
JEWS HAVE GOLD
JEWS ARE DRAGONS
KILL THE JEWS AND CLAIM THEIR GOLD

No kidding. I move a lot, and each time I think it'll be easy, but it takes a couple days and I don't sort it out as much as I think it should be.

Jews did it

>Will this stop me from wanting to kill myself?

Should.

Try to be in a good mood when you do the negative traits portion of the test. It can be devastating.

only you can save yourself but if you feel you are in a state of abject chaos the this work may help orientate you towards goals

If you have the money buy it. It helped me a lot, even though I didn't finish it. But like I said I got it for free so who am I to tell you what to do.

But yeah it will give you some goals in mind and organize your life a bit better. But If you have severe dperession maybe you need to see a doctor and get some anti-depressants, Peterson often recommends that to people to tell him they are very depressed.

Either way if you want to build some goals or confidence, the suite is a good program for that

got some pdfs/files/ links warez

Yeah sure, hands down the best place to start is Grant Cardone.. Sell or be Sold, 10X rule, etc.

Then move on to Jordan Belfort -- Straight Line Persuasion..

Then give The Challenger Sale a quick run through and you'll be more advanced than 90% of your colleagues who never read a fucking book on their profession.

The vast majority of sales success is just mentality. Of course you need to hone your skills, as it is a measurable action and you can't just be clueless on the subject if you want to succeed. But, if you have the right mentality then at least 50% of the work is done.

The best way to get into sales is to find a talent agency / headhunter agency and get them to find you a job with relatively simple sales with uncapped commission. Make sure there is a base salary.

Put it in a bit of time, train quick and you'll be able to afford a family quickly.

Then save your father.