>Refugee from Ghana went to US to flee from being killed for being bisexual
>Visa runs out in the US, can't reapply because no dosh
>Trump is elected, fuck me, I'm going to be deported
>Waltz into Canada
>Get frostbite
>Win court case and become Canadian
>cbc.ca
WE
WAZ
SUHWEET, one more disability patient to care for until they're 80+
Canadian citizenship means as much as a gym membership these days.
FROZEN
N SOLID SHIIEET
BISWEXUL
par for course
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I can enter your country any time I want and I hate Trump with a passion. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
DICKHAND
>Seidu Mohammed, a faggot
>His immigration lawyer, Bashir Khan
>Khan described Mohammed as "a real Canadian at heart."
Quintessentially Canadian
KOLD
How long do you think it took until he was ramming that stump in some gay Canadian's ass?
Come to think of it, that is probably a whole genre. But I really do not feel like Google "stump porn" to find out.
It's really too bad we had a fairly mild winter this year, his entire body could've looked like that stub.
What a faggot. He claimed to be escaping because he was homo. That they'd have killed him for loving cock back home. I hope he puts that stub to use. Better not see him with a woman
>BREAKING: Muslim Man Escapes LGBT Persecution in Canada, Innovates In Handless-Stump Pornography
lmao hes got a mlp hoof
"I'm bisexual! Now that I'm Canadian, I'll just be into white women though. I was bisexual for nigger Africans, but since I'm here now I've kinda put that part of my life behind me. Now:
>Where
>Da
>White
>Wimmin
>At
>?
#NOTMYTAXDOLLARS
another win for america!
>nigger half fag
Literally the greatest AIDs crop dusting demographic on Earth.
Whenever I see a Canadian bashing Trump I know it's someone has hasn't achieved shit in life
...
That fine, no five finger discounts for him
We need to donate balls to Canada. Or at least sacks.
Pretty much any western citizenship is like that now. It's just a piece of paper they hand out like candy
that one time a leaf was based on Sup Forums
parl.ca
>This enactment amends the Citizenship Act to, among other things,
>(a)remove the grounds for the revocation of Canadian citizenship that relate to national security;
>(b)remove the requirement that an applicant intend, if granted citizenship, to continue to reside in Canada;
>(c)reduce the number of days during which a person must have been physically present in Canada before applying for citizenship and provide that, in the calculation of the length of physical presence, the number of days during which the person was physically present in Canada before becoming a permanent resident may be taken into account;
>(d)limit the requirement to demonstrate knowledge of Canada and of one of its official languages to applicants between the ages of 18 and 54; and
>(e)authorize the Minister to seize any document that he or she has reasonable grounds to believe was fraudulently or improperly obtained or used or could be fraudulently or improperly used.
>It also makes consequential amendments to the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act.
The LPC is trying to get as many "New Canadians" on their side as possible for the 2019 election because they know they are going to get their asses kicked by the CPC (pic related).
Fucking leafs, stop oppressing niggers with your frost
>multicultism
actually that pic makes a really good point and we should coopt the thought. instead of achmed there though, we need trad white culture on the right. the vikings of old. the ancient celts that held off the romans. shit like that. and don't credit osama with the quote. figure out where he got it from or find a different but similar one.
everyone from african or muslim country can now say they are bisexual and refugee to canada and no one can call them out when they are fucking local women with their stump hand.
You would be shocked how many people underestimate the cold. I've seen people come here during the dead of winter with nothing but t-shirts, shorts and sandals.
Then again, I've also seen Americans drive up here on vacation in the middle of summer with skis on top of their car...
Hey that is my cousin! I am flying over next. Thank you for accepting our family
Your problem now, buddy!
>that pic
How fucking embarrassing
>cut off your limbs and win a free asylum ticket!
If only that included chemical castration maybe then it wouldn't be so bad.
Like holy fuck I'm so goddamn sick of this country and neither party is gonna do shit about it especially after the conservative led Senate allowed both c14 and the shortening of perm res to citizenship periods and less time spent in Canada to keep citizenship.
Either we start pushing a new party or we coup Ottawa we have no other option now if Canada is to be saved.
Enjoy your hoof, mohammed
It really is. This country depresses me
But yet the Conservative Senate did nothing to amend it so what does that say you blind sheepie?
We have two choices.
>1. Overthrow the Libranos and return the shitskins imported by the Libranos to sender
>2. Wait for the Americans to do it for us because they're sick of Leafland being a basecamp for terrorism.
Make Canada Great At Last, or bring on the Day of the Rake. Choice is ours.
C-14 was the assisted dying bill. Conservatives only make up 38/105 seats in the senate.
Are you that guy who bitches and moans in every thread about the CPC leadership campaign that they aren't NatSoc?
I hope his BBC is still in tact so I can prep him to fuck my gf.
He's "bisexual"
Meaning that he gets to pretend he's gay but in actually he can fuck women without anyone pointing out that he's not gay
This is why we need to build a wall. also snipers on the wall.
But gym membership is productive!
>This country depresses me
How can you be depressed in such a... happy place?
Imports of shitskins who can be trusted to thrust Libranos into safe seats in Toronto and Montreal is the only thing that's kept the Libranos afloat since Pierre Trudeau's day.
You know, at this point, I'd rather even the NDP become official opposition, lmao. Fuck the LPC.
I love canadian boipucci.
Willing to Help start a New Canadian Party With My fellow brothers from Sup Forums or even just a fucking association that focuses on European-Canadian Values and culture. Please guys I cant be the only one who feels like we need to start our own movement.
Would actually make things worse via vote splitting.
But hey, it's a good thing Trudeau promised to implement proportional representation, because then smaller parties could actually be viable and we'd have a parliament more representative of Canadian political beliefs.
Oh wait.
WE WUZ STUMPS AND SHEEIT
>Meaning that he gets to pretend he's gay but in actually he can fuck women without anyone pointing out that he's not gay
They probably wanted to kill him in Ghana because he raped their sons.
Thanks for the flag
Gym memberships don't cost NEARLY as much tbqfhfamalam
He also promised to legalize weed, and look where that went.
They will keep pushing it back as far as they can so that it's still fresh in their memories by the 2019 election.
>Weed was the only promise he made right?
>It must've been, lmao!
I still can't believe we have another two years of this.
Well, at least he can't steal or assault anyone that easily...
>walk to canada in winter
The intellect of the negro eveyone.
2 and a half actually
By the time he get 80 we will be able to live till 130 lol.
And thats a fact that more people getting.older and older and the young wont be able to substain there healthcare/pention
Sooo wat do ? Should we genocide the oldies ?!
They set an actual date of July 2018 now. But even that's a little too soon before the elections. I wouldn't be surprised if the bongshell dropped several months before it.
Why do you hate him, when he has zero control over your nation?
And can you back up any of those blind hatreds with facts? Or are you just another irrational dolt fueled by emotion and social stigma?
The election will happen no later than October 2019, but they'll probably trigger it sooner.
>melanin protects me from the sun
>therefore it is a super-duper temperature homeostasis control and it should, in theory, protect me from the cold too
Kinda reminds me of MODOK in proportions, lol.
This is literally against the law.
Trudeau not enforcing our own immigration laws.
Immigrants from US have never previously had asylum claims approved.
>Redguard flees home in Hammerfell into Cyrodil because he's bisexual.
>Cyrodil elects Trump as the new president
>Redguard ventures into Skyrim
>Redguard gets frostbite in Skyrim, loses right hand.
>Nords of Skyrim declare Redguard as a citizen, give him a free house, and an Amulet of Mara to muh dick any native Nord, male or female.
Build that fuckin' wall Max
In the eyes of the officials, he is technically from Ghana and his refugee thing went wrong in the US so he's trying again in another country. Fleeing Trump is also considered legitimate to them.
>Get the fuck out of the way, CBSA, the fucking military is here!
Except Gyms don't give you thousands of dollars in gibs
He has a hoof now.
Hoof nigga.
>Sooo wat do ? Should we genocide the oldies ?!
Yes, precisely this.
>missing hand
On the plus side, this nigger won't be stealing directly.
On the down side, this nigger will just get free social welfare directly funded by tax payers & citizens instead
>Trump & mfw
> won't be stealing directly
>be living the good life in Toronto before long
>collect disability
>???
>sheeeeeeeiiiiiit
>On the down side, this nigger will just get free social welfare directly funded by tax payers & citizens instead
lrn2readingcomprehension
>gets a hoof
>becomes Canadian
I thought it was only dogs they were attracted to, not monkeys?
Judge S.WONG
Sup Forums is always right.
>literally prove yourself unable or too dumb to survive the most notorious canadian weather
>get invited
Yeah this nig totally wont die frozen in the next 5 years
Er uh who in the USA was trying to kill him for being bi? That's either a lie (99.9999%) or he was hanging with hood niggers and trying to blow them.
True of many western countries now
>Are you that guy who bitches and moans in every thread about the CPC leadership campaign that they aren't NatSoc?
No I'm not, and I'm pretty sure CPC still hold majority until new appointments are made since Harper ended his term by stacking the Senate and Trudeau didn't appointment Liberal senators for some spots because of virtue signalling?
turn off that shit ugly depth of field
People in ghana killed him for being bi so he went to US.
Then he had to leave US.
Being bi is a dumb reason to be a refugee anyway. Just marry a woman and never tell anyone, how would they know?
Also, since citizenship means nothing why should I give a fuck about paying taxes to contribute to some globalist conglomerate ?
Not that I really make much money but it's a matter of principle.
You mean
>multicultiism
What an idiot. All you need to do is legally marry a maple tree, and they hand you canadian citizenship easy.
My bad. That's even more stupid. Try to suck nigger dick, get lynched. Pretty simple concept.
Why he have a horse foot?
I'm struggling to understand the relevance between frostbite and Canadian Citizen.
Canadianfags certainly have a very unique logical system.
>why should I give a fuck about paying taxes to contribute to some globalist conglomerate ?
Be a good goy-, err, guy and pay your fair share lad!
He got frostbite and lost his hand, proceeded to sue canada for welfare.
Whatre the chances conservatives beat out Trudeau in a couple years?
WUZ
Just try you fucking snow nigger. I will be waiting for your nigger tundra monkey ass to waltz within 100 yards of me and my itchy trigger finger.
Aren't lycanthropes suppose to DEVOLVE?