>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Looks like I slipped in at just the right time. Evening, Roberts.
Landon Anderson
bampin
Jaxon Torres
Dank you for the thread, Robert. Unusual choice for an opening pic, and certainly not one most of would have chosen, but thank you nonetheless. Let the games begin.
Parker Howard
54°-46° tonight. May be a tad chilly, but MALE BLACK always finds a way.
Parker Baker
last night added 1 kill and 13 wounded to the scoreboard things must have picked up after i passed out
Isaac Ortiz
Good evening Robert. Keys checked.
Connor Hall
Check yo keys, check yo partna's keys, check yo mama's keys
Robert here reporting for duty
Cooper Parker
Hoodie weather, male black will be quite comfortable.
Dylan Perry
Male Black is an interesting creature. Years ago I heard the term 'North American Pavement Ape', and it still makes me chuckle. Because North American Pavement Ape.
Jackson Butler
Get out the hardware on the blue impala.
Isaiah Powell
Coons already busy shooting up the 'hood this evening
Aaron Allen
I really like this sort of thing. Snapshot in time, and all that. Also, not trying to derail the thread, but check this fucker out. This was a real thing, in the USA. I'm pretty ancient, and this thing just hypnotizes me.
Grayson Nelson
Glitchcain, checking in. Has anyone seen the catalog? Wew.
Hunter Adams
There was a time when we were artists as well as craftsmen. All of us, American and European. I want it fucking back.
Jackson Ross
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Jaxson Wright
The catalogue just looks like a shotgun-load of shit these days.
Cooper Anderson
Before anyone else does it, these are the templates to Chiraq bingo. Will be postin' more.
Cooper Rivera
Streamlined NY Central steam. Niiice.
>cut with a knife
Josiah Davis
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Connor Gray
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Lucas Long
Very apt. This normie influx shit has to stop at some point.
>Adam doesn't know what channel he's on >Adam is also waiting with a stabbing vic, suspect in custody Good on ya, not-Robert.
Grayson Lopez
last one
Samuel Perry
Good work, lad. This one got made recently
David Brown
and this is mine from back near the start of this season
Landon Butler
The old 4th of July card
Nathan Martinez
It didn't ever go away, I feel, and that it's only been redirected in more science, medicine, and math research. Someone always has their finger in touch with the musical, artistic, and aesthetic sides as well. I have no fear for the white race. :-)
Alexander Myers
locked in a nail salon????
Isaiah Peterson
I cannot argue with optimism of that certainty, especially when it comes bearing digits. I'll try to see things through a less bleak lens. If nothing else, we're not shooting up our own neighborhoods.
Lucas Scott
something about a bathroom too. I bet Adam's going to have FUN on that call.
Charles Perez
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Luis Torres
Some negroes ain't as smart as others, and there ain't any of them smart. This is real, for those who have always wondered.
Jordan Stewart
>Adam finds one(AH AH AH) shell casing, and a pistol light/laser Not the best loot drop ever, but it's something.
Benjamin Gomez
>Robbery in progress >Purse snatcher >no weapon
Julian Campbell
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Christian Gomez
>Backlog called at 9:15PM Oh, this is going to be a fun shift.
Isaac Anderson
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Joseph Robinson
someone needs to make judge dredd robert memes, STAT
William Harris
So true...look at stonework from the early 1900's; just gorgeous, even on simple buildings for the time - one of my favorite things to photograph.
Evan King
evening Roberts looking forward to another night of the male black emerging from the gutters to rip the city apart
Adam King
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Jace Russell
Thank you for posting. I've never seen this in my life - it is amazing. What is the era?
Isaac Young
Love that 4th of july card, reminds me of my 4th of july I had in chicago a few years ago. Fireworks went all out in the alley and we were running, lol.
Ian King
Except much sass and bitchiness
RIP Crabby
But will the geek squad return tonight
Logan Gomez
Everything will be fine. Just keep your nose out of bad neighbourhoods, and mainly interact with those of your own mind. Whitey be all fine an' sheeit in the meantime, no worries.
Michael Smith
>Except much sass and bitchiness Oh yes, Robert better step lively or sass will be had. >RIP Crabby Why do people seem to think she's dead? >But will the geek squad return tonight If Robert don't step right, I think it's possible. Same if DJ Jibba Jabba begins broadcasting again.
Sebastian Davis
lmao, this image gets more hilarious each time its posted
Ayden Jones
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John Anderson
desu music is still good, you might have to dig a little but good musicians didnt stop being born
Connor Long
Agreed. Dat Homie Da Clown with the AK makes me kek pretty hard.
Gabriel Torres
>body removal needed
James Diaz
>New staging area to the east ...wtf are we staging for, Robert??
>Male black picked up children and dropped them off at another location Wat?
Cheers, lads. I want to make this as fun as possible for everyone whose been along for the ride this season.
Checked, and agree.
Did you catch details?
Connor Peterson
gorilla with bulls cap and gold chain. perfect
Jacob Gray
Check yo keys!
Julian Cruz
The Chicago dog is based as fuck.
I ate nothing but Chicago dogs when I went to Chicago to buy a car from copart
Isaiah Rodriguez
FEMALE HAS AN OPEN KEY
Hudson Garcia
what dastardly deeds is MALE BLACK up to in this episode?
Daniel Peterson
shootings, stabbings, robberies.
ya know, the usual stuff.
Oliver Nelson
Smashing out car windows so far
Parker Foster
Stole a purse, lost a weapon light, cut somebody, temporarily appropriated some kids, almost ran someone over on racine
Liam Gutierrez
Maybe Robertcopter will get called in for a search and destroy mission.
Easton Sullivan
Fuck this thread now I want a hotdog
James Watson
>shots fired, people shooting and fighting outside address
Kayden Murphy
>shots fired >fight
Here we go
Chase Powell
Let the cooning commence!
CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS ADAM
Sebastian Watson
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Grayson Gray
Tell me about Robert, why does he wear the keys? A lot of loyalty for a hired lawman.
Wyatt Turner
here ya go
Andrew Long
I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down in there, find out what it is?
Zachary Rivera
>tfw not currently making love in a white commercial van in Chicago
life was a mistake
Christian Moore
>having intercourse in a white commercial van
that illegal?
Cooper Lee
>hisPanic hitting parked cars growing westbound
Wyatt Ward
>growing westbound
thats a big guy.
Elijah Rodriguez
Smooth.
>that illegal? Maybe its not their van.
Luke Ward
Haha stupid auto correct
Lincoln Walker
>male cousin high on PCP refusing to go to hospital
Jack Brown
>Its another Adam can't watch his keys episode Adam, plz
Josiah Murphy
Dispatch shift change in progress, Robert is in roll-call.
Owen Sanders
Before 10pm should be called Amature Adam Hours.
Carter Wright
>male in a porta-potty when no one should be on site
absolute freakin madman
Michael Martin
almost Real Robert Hours
Status: /comfy/
Anthony Turner
I actually went and made on with sauteed onions mushrooms, cheddar and pickles when I saw that pic. A good dinner
Nolan Russell
>Amature Adam Hours. did you hear that goofy shit just now? youre right.
Luis Gray
Way to maximize your comfy, Robert.
Lucas Evans
what's the weather in Chicago tonight?
Is it warm enough yet for some real shit to start happening at night?
Daniel Howard
Yeah. A scream and trumpets/horns. The fuck?
Carson Cruz
Mid 50's currently. No rain.
Ian Sanders
Anyone else hear that swat team moving in from the west?
Easton Price
tried to give this a nice 80's feel to it
Eli Garcia
weather channel says currently 50 degrees but feels 44. Kinda chilly 2bh but the male black has a high elemental def.
