Can Sup Forums even come up with a good reason why any female should procreate with you?

Can Sup Forums even come up with a good reason why any female should procreate with you?

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Why wouldn't a chick wanna procreate with me? Is she fucking lesbian?

I got tons of really hard Steam achievements.

>Can Sup Forums even come up with a good reason why any female should trade your relationship with your child for a cash advance?

no reason, none, never ever at all. Reproduction harms men more than it benefits them.

tfw no gf

they get my alimony

>Can Sup Forums even come up with a good reason why any female should procreate with you?

I create offspring like this.

>2017
>marrying
>having kids

Lol no thanks.

I'm a good partner.

>goes on Sup Forums to complain about white genocide
>Brags about contributing to this genocide

Top tier logic m8

i thought betty and veronica were both white

In what ways?

I don't think you know what the word "genocide" means.

That's me holding my daughter btw.

To keep the aryan race alive

I'm not OP

no
sentient life is a mistake of evolution
best we stop being slaves to our darwinian urges and just stop reproducing

It feels good for a minute or so...

hmu

This storm is going to be bad, as you know, so why not be at the bar with me, um, and, you know... for the good of the race?

It will begin the naturalization process for either Leaf or Coffee Land (Costa Rica) immigration.

no

I have a good job, a car, and a condo.

You're a faggot, but you're half right. Women are the gatekeepers of procreation. No man DESERVES to procreate. No human deserves what they do not already have. If you procreate, you deserved it. If not, you didn't.

That being said, almost every woman deserves to procreate. Only the real losers choose not to.

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don't be a an austistic insecure pussy and women may have a reason to be attracted to you

easier said than done, I fuck up every interaction with a woman I encounter.

muh dik

>I can build shit
>I can fix mechanical shit
>I'm like 9/10 attractive
>big dick
>white
>superior celt genes
>not a fucking pansy
>only one other sexual partner so high probability of long term loyalty
>them multiple orgasms doe
>better off than most of my generation even though I've hit a bump recently with my business
>wants a big family
>romantic af and creative about it
>outdoorsy

I mean, should I keep going?

i can make her cum just by twisting her nipples or love handles.

Because I'm married to her and we've already done it twice anyway.

I'm a rich chad

>tumblr
you really need to go back to where you got that picture and stay there.

because our children would burn nations

who doesn't want to mother Hitler-but-better?

tfw no qt p2t gf w/ gr8 feet

>(you)
Yeah I'm definitely from tumblr and didn't just grab the first lelf I found on Google images. Neck yourself faggot.

>No human deserves what they don't have
>Men don't deserve to procreate
Okay, gotcha.
>Almost every women DOES deserve to procreate.

How does it feel to be so logically inconsistent or abhorrently feminist?

Whats this from? Im gonna fu fu fu fap to it.

any woman that would procreate with me is fucking mental. im a mess.

I'm a cancer researcher and a body builder and I'm pretty good at overwatch

Hint: supplication is what betas do
Sort your life out and be happy. Do that and women will gravitate towards you

I can't. I'm just a white male. Women all want BBC and Arabs. I just can't compete.

I carry a knife

Women deserve to procreate because that's just a fact of the species. It's super easy for most women to catch dick. That's why women are selective. A good woman gets pregnant, but not by the first, but by the best.

Men who can procreate, procreate. If you're complaining about not having procreated, and that you deserve it, you have to ask yourself if you really deserve it (you don't).

My father took little interest in raising me to be a man
I would do the opposite and raise a man capable of defending himself and our world

I'm 6'5" God tier genetics strongman with squared features symmetrical face, light brown hair, and ocean blue eyes that people remark on all the time and a thunderous voice I work in radio with. If they want their children to be men of men who naturally dominate any room they walk into then they'll beg me to wedge my big dick into their crotch.

Because you're you're a filthy dirty good-for-nothing oven dodger.

sage

Leaf.

I didn't have to my first son's mother literally begged me to get her pregnant.

"I'm a nice guy."

I'm white

>being new.
>actually getting it from tumblr
>lying
>not knowing the meme
>not knowing where it came from.
>not knowing its not native to this board or used here.

you have to go back.

greek god body

just put a paper bag over my head and there is no difference between chad and me

the kids can have paperbags too

Don't even bother, bro. This board is dead thanks to the influx of newfags after the Trump election. At least we'll always have the memories.

>pic related

Is that supposed to be a good thing?

>I got tons of really hard Steam achievements.

I got the achievement from Rising Storm that you can only get by playing as an American soldier, finding a katana from a dead Jap and then killing a Jap officer in a katana duel.

Because I attract her. That's how evolution works. My y-chrome will be passed down the line when, not if, my son is born.

I believe I'm genuinely a good guy, although I have my flaws. And I'm not ugly.

It's not good enough though, girls want "OMG so hot" bad boys with tattoos and criminal records who will treat them badly. It really isn't just a meme.

I'm a big guy

Superior White seed.

One injection of this optimal human serum deep inside their drenched, tingly bearded clam amidst their orgasmic screams and admissions of complete, eternal satisfaction... and their lives are complete. My progeny is assured. The world is mine.

Grilz don't really deserve anything else from me, in the degenerate post-industrial disaster of a modern world, but withering looks and condescending remarks desu famalam.

They are shit tier these days in the West, just like the subhumans (hi OP!) that I easily and totally BTFO just by being a fucking Straight White Male. If you aren't one, you should probably kill yourself.

I have blonde hair, blue eyes, a real job, don't drink/get high, and play hockey. I'm better than 95% of the population. I just refuse to be daddy to someone else's kids.

I'm 6ft 200lbs. 12% bf with a 132 IQ a big dick and a career in software development. You could only be so lucky.

>tfw my seed is far superior than yours.
>tfw want to be next Genghis khan.
>tfw could prob cuck you.
shieeeeete

Because if she doesn't, I'll kill her.

le benis

I'm not black

>giving your dna to the kikes

The fuck is a lelf

That's easy. I'm married to her.
Sage
Sage
Sage
How is this a thread with so many replies? Are the mods dead? Should we post cranes?

You're a fucking quadroon, you're garbage, a mongrel

...

hence why you have no gf

big dick good genes good looks blond blue. Had two women ask for my seed without marriage already. fucking sluts these days man they are nuts.

>tfw the only reason most women fuck me is due to them being damaged and im genuinely non-judgemental and nice but not to the suck-up/cuck extreme. They also say im cute but eh.
>tfw literally every one leaves because they're scared of the emotional attachment they felt, even if it was a small one
How can I find a non-damaged qt that's not boring as fuck Sup Forums?

Quadroons not welcome. Fuck off.

>still more powerful seed than yours.

ah a nigger leaf

sorry you were born retarded

what a cute babby

you better raise her well user or else

meh, who needs a brain when you have a bbc?

We are always welcome.

you literally just posted objective proof that you do not

>he speaks of cucking

Only a married/committed man can be cucked, user. What makes you foolishly assume I'm not already on the impregnation warpath... Ala the great Khan... Who I share a name with.
MUAHAHAAAH

>Can Sup Forums even come up with a good reason why any female should procreate with you?
Because I am fucking awesome!

challenge accepted.

>only one other sexual partner so high probability of long term loyalty
>them multiple orgasms doe
>romantic af and creative about it

lol you sound like the type of cuck that scares women away

I own a house, well and 15 acres of land.

Yes, yes I can.

Watch as these user reply with "I"M WHITE THAT'S ALL THE MATTERS!" like a bunch of virgins while hard working Juan, Achmed, Xing and Jamal with their bodies in shape and successful careers going to take that cute white girl you're too beta to approach.

yeah, he needs to hide that shit until he's got her hooked. should read like:
>I can build shit
>I can fix mechanical shit
>I'm like 9/10 attractive
>big dick
>white
>superior celt genes
>not a fucking pansy
>asshole

bitches would line up for that shit.

I doubt any man here could pull off the procreation thing

got an 7.5" cock, a job that pays 35k and no criminal record. If that's not good enough then I shall never procreate.

Goddammit, I hate to ask, but can anyone provide sauce on this webm? IT's obviously a porn intro. I need to find it.

I can't. But a bunch of liberal arts student sluts sure could.

>>only one other sexual partner so high probability of long term loyalty
>them multiple orgasms doe
I see through your shit Nexkbeard

In many ways 2017 is a shit time to have kid. Good job user. I assume your a girl. Which is worth a comment I guess.

Do they want to die alone?

they look underage...

also pic related

I would never want to be with a woman with such low standards that she'd be interested in me.

Digits confirm awesome-ness

I'm white