Can someone call kenny loggins, cause we are in the danger zone!

can someone call kenny loggins, cause we are in the danger zone!

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Goose?

take me to bed or lose me forever.

but maybe it is time for another country's military to be "ballsy".

America is in a death spiral.

Is this something to be worried about?

it's obviously a highway to the danger zone

>fighter pilot flies over another fighter pilot
>turns belly up to get a better view of the USAF pilot
>called unprofessional
is unprofessional a synonym for "comfy" now?

>airplane flies

never heard this story 1000000 times before

nah, its the airforces' mating dance

Yeah, Russians and Americans used to do this all the time to each other. Probably not now that the plane records everything you do.

i surrender.

Oh you're dangerous Maverick.

>fly jets like a boss
>show off a little
>mih war

fake news

oh wait only one of them was a fighter jet

planes are basically sky dolphins, they turn belly-up when they wanna fugg

pssh, amateurs

Fighter pilots have a mutual respect with one another, if they are not ordered by their superiors to engage they will usually just wave to each other. I just made all that up actually a chef at wendy's.

>Be cool guy flying super death machine
>see other cool guy flying super death machine
>give the fighter pilot equivalent of "the nod"
>it makes the fucking news

How is this news? Pilots do this all the time all over the world. They even make jokes with it.

kawaiiiiiiiii

show me your fighting spirit like I saw in Topgun movie americans

If you don't shoot that jet down you are coward.

>Is this something to be worried about?

No.
You should be worried that Jews' puppets did an "unprofessional intercept" of an Syrian convoy on Syrian territory.

*cough*bullshit

american fighter jocks are supposed to be the arrogant bastards, not the other way around.

it kinda takes my breath away

>actually a chef at wendy's

so you are a burger flipper

150ft above a converted transport

我应该是一个摄影师

if the pilot were to look up at the chinese plane up close he'd see "MADE IN USA"

The irony. The terrible, terrible irony.

not this one.

Of course it's not serious. If it were a threat they would have never gotten the chance to fly close to the American plane.

You think jets just show up out of nowhere like in anime?

They knew where he was, they were talking to him, they basically said to the Chinese fighter pilot "OK cool, yeah you can get close".

Bitch please

Now the chinese are even making cheap Soviet-US pilot bantz knockoffs.

When will their thievery end?

maybe the chinks will get a copy of the ruskie-poo t-50.

No, the problem is that civvies would throw a shit fit if Americans did this.

that's nothing

civies had this desert storm plane take off its nose art because it was not respectful to saddams flag.

Civilians need to fuck off when it comes to military shit.

War needs to be left to the generals and their troops.

>proud of his US military

you get one lucky shot with a frenchie missile and you never hear the end of it.

>new boss literally trolling the old boss, using the tech it stole

dead empire sharting

underrated post

>No comment from the American pilot at this time.

>危险区

underrated

Those chinky pongo faces.

Chinese "air force"

>不要点猪肉饺子。

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Nah. Leddit tier.

>Took two "reporters" to write

Holy shit at work.
Check in on pol.
Danger zone.
Take my breath away begins playing over radio.
Am I in the top gun timeline now?

sure wouldn't mind assaulting their positions

Are either of these real? Why would military allow that

I hear Wendy's chefs make 50$/day and are required to have 4" penis or less

Oh boy this can only mean even fucking more F35 threads on /k/.

>maybe the chinks will get a copy of the ruskie-poo t-50.
You forgot about this.

This entire thread is fake news.

I thought Trump was a tough guy the Chinese wouldn't mess with, a strong leader?

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Those sneaky chinks have been pulling this kind of shit for well over a decade. They'll fly feet from an American fighter and almost touch wings with them sometimes. Haven't seen a chink invert over another plane though.

>canards

why not

>can someone call kenny loggins, cause we are in the danger zone!
Do you know how cool the world would be, if all the nations jet fighters were cool with eachother. They could organize bad ass air shows.

Why do they got to be pussys. Id have given the little slants a big old thumbs up.

If China is on the other side of the world, maybe it was the US pilots flying inverted

Goodness gratuitous

The first () is real, it's Greek.
The second is from a vidya.

It's not that strange, there's lots of military hardware with crazy paintjobs.

Mine is real the other guys is from ace combat. To answer why they'd do it, fuck you Greece didn't pay debts and huffed paint instead

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Please for the love of god tell me thats real.

They are just playing with us now, Russians flying over our ships, and Chinese testing our radars.

> Japan is one step closer to making anime real

How did we let the gap grow so wide?

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>all this ability to use cheeky tokyo drift maneuvers
>the age of dog fighting is long gone and all engagements will occur well into missile range

Shame.

*Snorting guffaw was had*

你们随便吧!我都硬了!

It's fun to show off sometimes.

> Lel our superior RCS we will kill all of them with our missiles before they even see us lelelelel

You're falling for the Chairforce memes, friendo.

棒!

That is the problem, all of our strategies and weapons are public.
opencatalog.darpa.mil/

These days are long behind us... Baby

flat earth confirmed

hey she's kinda qt

No, but left retards are blaming it on Trump.

Confirmed that the Chinese had done a highly realistic ad for the upcoming Ace Combat video game.

Happening cancelled.

Plus we just copied the Horton brothers.

Retarded logic.

JUST

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thats some serious weak shit, check out su-35

Jesus Christ you're retarded.

I mean... why would anyone shoot her down? It would just be bad feels.

That's baby steps compared to what Sukhois and MiGs pull off
youtube.com/watch?v=bK1GChMOnrQ

ARCHER IS SWEAR TO GOD

That was pretty cool in 2017

Someone tell them to cut their fucking hair. If they are going to be in the military they need to tidy up.
Fucking women I swear.

navair.navy.mil/nawcwd/ewssa/downloads/NAWCWD TP 8347.pdf

Will it surprise anyone to know that the US is developing unmanned aircraft to fulfill fighter roles that can handle 25g sustained?

Russia is fucking retarded.

How many trillions will that cost?

Kek that captain must be a funny guy

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