Doomsday autist thread

I need help.

I want to make an inhouse bunker out of a walk-in safe like pic related.

I don't really need one, im just doing it because it's cool.

Basically, I just bought my first house and have a comfy salary & I want to spend a little for once.

I'm gonna put this in one side of my garage, for bugout purposes. (Literally doomsday prepped shit) I want to stock it with food, water, guns, and ammo (plus a little cash/gold).

What kind of guns/supplies should I have in my arsenal? I live in a suburb of a decently big city. I'm preparing for chimpouts and martial law scenarios.

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no bunker or guns can save you faggot

>Water filters
>Water purification pills
>lifestraw
>Matches in a waterproof ziplock bag
>Fire steel
>A lighter
>Spare batteries in a waterproof bag
>A compass in case you need to move
>A map of your local area
Will think of more

tl;dr
>Hey Sup Forums lol I wanna build a fapcave

I didn't know they re-vamped the kabba

You should be spending that money on a wife and children.

That is money spent on wife and children famalam

Does it have some sort of air vent?

Of all the things you're not sure about, guns and supplies? Really? That's the most straightforward part of the whole affair imo.

>Tinned non perishable food
>A length of strong, lightweight rope
>First aid kit
>Books for entertainment/ fire starting
>A -10 Celsius or more tolerant sleeping bag
>Waterproof or wool clothing (wool doesn't lose much of its heat when wet)
Bear in mind there is a 90% chance that in a doomsday scenarios none of this will help, eg nuke

> will actually help

Kek

Nice death trap.

What happens when I cap all the holes you breath and shit out of?

good luck fitting it through your front door

I'm not gonna turn it into a cuck she's lol

I just want to have it in my garage to hold my guns and prepped/larp shit

I never thought I would be making 6 figures anyway. And I already have my kids colleges paid for (and I don't even have kids yet)

Cuck shed*

Firstly..the lock is on the outside so using this as a bunker would be a really bad idea.

Now some questions and comments.
Preparing is a good idea don't listen to anyone here
Things you need water and a lot more than you think. If you live in a wet state this may not be as big an issue but u need clean water. Purification systems as a minimum
Food u can get 25 year freeze dried food and as a poster said tinned. Ignore the expiration on tins that's bollocks. Get food u can eat so try it before buying.
Guns and ammo...firstly u are in the US so access is far easier (lucky). U need 9mm,.45 pistols get an AR (ignore the not reliable,that's also bollocks) get an AK, get a.308 and a shotgun. Get spare parts a lot of them. I would assemble your AR yourself,honestly it's not difficult. The AK making is more complex but you can buy a 6ton press to begin (it's for the barrel) .with the AR get different uppers so you can easily swap. Now the bad news u will need a lot of ammo and you need to practice with each regularly. Me, if I was in the US I would be 10k rounds per weapon system minimum. That might be an issue in the state your in, check out the weapons forum here. You need a shotgun, simple pump and parts is best.
What I would do is one weekend, turn the power and water off in your house, now to survive , trust me it is fucking hard. Candles,torches, toilet you will be disgusting by 24 hours in. Decide what you need. How will you cook?

Now I don't know where you live, if it's a city get the fuck out, cities will be death traps. If you are city bound have a place to go and the mobility to get there. Tip 1: don't talk about this to any of your friends and family. When people panic they will do terrible things. The liberal neighbour who laughed at you will rip your throat out to save his family. Are you willing to shotgun him and his wife and leave their kids outside if the shit goes down, if the answer to that is no, then you are wasting money, part 2 next

Part 2. The reason for all the weapons is they are the most popular types in the US so getting spare ammo will be easier if you have all types.
Don't be flash. If I see that box being delivered to your house I now know u have weapons,food,water etc. Don't get $1,000 Gucci navy seal gear, I see you post apocalyptic in that I know u have shit I want, you need to be a grey man, almost invisible. One month in I smell food cooking I will kill u for it. Food smells will travel miles when no other smell is around.
So water, food, the means to store. If u have money and are in a city get a second location outside in the hills. In this property build your stores and bug out location.
U will hear people saying you don't need weapons or a lot of them, that maybe true but why risk it? Practice with your family on shooting. No point buying anything if you have not trained on it. You need your body to go on auto, someone threating, you shoot first and get the fuck out.
Zombies are not real, but if food stops for a few days, people will behave like them. There is a blog from an Argentinian guy on their financial collapse and honestly it fucking scary and that's not even too bad, imagine it 10 or 20 times worse? There is a lot of YouTube stuff, ignore the mad shit but having food as a minimum of a few weeks is smart if you can't do the above.
Food security is a nice feeling and even if u can't do the 10k rounds per weapon and multiple weapons then pick 2 ,a 9mm and an AR or (pref and) AK. Ignore the shit here on muh AR not reliable, the round it uses is the most popular in the US. Hence why I say get both, one thing I forgot get a .22 and ammo, its small and quiet and the ammo is small and cheap. A silencer on that no one will hear you.
If I think of any more I will post, good luck

Get yourself some storable food first faggot: surviveww3.info/2017/04/26/three-reasons-storable-food/

Try the guys over at /out/ or /k/. I would help you, but this isn't really political in nature.

Some more ..try and meet up with a small number of people similar. There is safety in numbers but not a big group.
If you live in a nice area, when the police stop responding and the govt stops responding, you are a big giant fucking beacon for the low life's to come. They want payback and they want your shit. The modern world is built on availability. Do you know how to make bread? I will be honest I have not a fucking clue how to. I tried doing 2 days with no food, fuck me it's horrible and i failed. Now I did that knowing I'm a phone call away from a pizza or 30 seconds from a fridge, imagine it's all gone, your fridge food is spoiled, the phone doesn't work. You smell fried chicken from the guy next door. You ask for some he says he doesn't have enough. Your kids are crying from stomach cramps from hunger, your wife is shouting at you. Now add on another day of that. You smell fried chicken again. What would you do now? Your response is from a guy who is well paid house owner in America. It won't take long for society to show problems and with no police out there it will get real nasty real fucking quick. mongo libs who think the govt will always be there will be the first to cut your fucking head off and have it on a stick. If you think otherwise don't begin this, I will be honest when it comes to my wife and kids and will do ANYTHING to ensure they suruvive. Now here is my real question to you, what are you prepared to do? Don't be a tard and respond quickly, honestly, what are you prepared to do? If you can't or won't kill and to be fair their is honour in that response , then don't head down this road, spend your hard earned money and enjoy yourself and hope nothing happens, it's a gamble, sure , but maybe you want to go out knowing u lived life to the fullest..then go and be happy with your life...good luck

fucking harsh man

Shipping containers, mate

This is cooler, they're all the rage rn.

no bunker can save you from demons and non-physical (((things)))

SWEDE BUNKER user
WHERE ARE YOU?

>a little
I am pretty sure "a little" won't get you far.

I have a bean bag in my survival bunker. Works as a seat, a bed, and you can convert the bean bag into an umbrella for storms.

cuck shed

Don't forget the piss jugs. Don't let ZOG get your precious fluids.

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