#AUSPOL Fuck its wet edition

Evening cunts

>Shorten denies a good ol gab caused rift

news.com.au/national/politics/anthony-albanese-denies-talk-of-a-rift-with-labor-leader-bill-shorten/news-story/f08f367bbd6385f61d4fa2687cdd64ba

>Rail project is farked

archive.is/vCFDn

>The bank's gonna pay some tax

news.com.au/national/breaking-news/treasurer-to-banks-levy-is-happening/news-story/f622d4d7740363b7d196b2e15d915db6

>Sydney jobless rate is down

baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/jobless-rate-down-but-australians-are-working-fewer-hours-20170518-gw836e.html

>MUH DINDUS

baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/indigenous-recognition-referendum-question-will-hit-the-sweet-spot-noel-pearson-20170518-gw7rv5.html

>Barnett to return under Labor?

thewest.com.au/politics/barnett-wa-inc-will-return-under-labor-ng-s-1726120


And in case you missed it from the last thread

>Victorian police are covering up African crime statistics

An ABC article showing screenshots that the statistics USED to be there

archive.is/liozi#0%

The current statistics with the 'alleged offenders' removed:
police.vic.gov.au/content.asp?a=internetBridgingPage&Media_ID=20919

Other urls found in this thread:

ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/rainbow-flag-to-fly-until-marriage-equality/news-story/607326ab9de2d2a45ea18b1b86e2c3e0
baka.com.au/comment/suddenly-this-is-a-president-staring-down-the-barrel-of-impeachment-20170518-gw7kxq.html
youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

BBBRRRRAAAAPPPP

MOMMA I TOOK A SHIT LOL

OUT OF THE WAY VICTORIA, WE'RE THE KEKOLDS NOW
ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/rainbow-flag-to-fly-until-marriage-equality/news-story/607326ab9de2d2a45ea18b1b86e2c3e0

sage slide thread go to new sfeth fritch one k goys

G'day cunts fuck it's pretty wet here too OP

WALEED ALI BTFOS GROOMPF

baka.com.au/comment/suddenly-this-is-a-president-staring-down-the-barrel-of-impeachment-20170518-gw7kxq.html

Expect floods QLD

start archiving sydney morning herald links or its abbreviation will just be BAKA you fucking idiot, god damn

keep those races separate now ya hear

Fuck off, not again? They're still rebuilding the bridge leading to my work...

hol up, y aussie police racist, hiding crime stats of a certaian ethnic grp of ppl is racis

Noted.

ur a baka

I'm on a train to caboolture and there's a legit African nigger on it, just like yesterday

Are the moon crickets migrating north?

> ntnews

I just started seeing a clinical psychologist has set me up for a specialist next week for IQ/personality tests. She thinks I may have autism and several personality disorders (I'm a HS drop out, NEET for 13 years).

How long will it take to diagnosis me? All the online tests I get 100% on autism and close to 100% on several personality disorders, so this will be interesting to see what the real in-person tests show.

Had a j at work today mates
Is the wife gonna kill me if I come home stinking of weed?

No, fuck off

>NEET for 13 years

Jesus fucking christ.

How come everyone is such a raging faggot? Hard mode, don't blame the media and the Jews. Can't do much if your own people are against you.

Yeah pretty wet ay, kind of shit, having spag bol tonight, fuckin wogs were good for something.

Might watch that Ben hall movie tonight.

It went by really fast lol

You're a fucking waste of space, cunt, autism or not

Might want to use some clear eyes or visine. She probably wint notice. Depending on how ripped you are.

> diagnosis me?
How about no? How about not trying to find excuses to literally waste your life away until you look back in 30 years with enough regret to drive you to suicide? You fuckin bastard, go do something.

Your best years are behind you and you've got nothing to show for it.

Got nothing else to say to you mate.

Saw a nig eat lollies from another's customer's pick n mix. Guy looked terrified. Fucking savages.

They eat like a two year old, mouth flapping and dropping food.

Eyes aren't red and I can't tell if I stink like shit.
Got no spray on hand, I'm on the train home

I saw a nigger walking around with a white dude in my 99% white neighbourhood.

I was tempted to follow them and see what they were up to because they were dressed like gangsters. Regret not going now.

I see them out in the valley at night, never during the day.
They're also coming into caboolture

Help

Why does the baka change to baka?

S m h change to baka

What do you guys do when you see a nigger?

I always stare at them as if 'hey look at this weird thing, that's out of place' just to make them feel unwelcome.

Moots old word filters

>NEET for 13 years

Absolutely spectacular.

I get the boys together and get the burning crosses ready

>tfw recognize a gay bartender on the train
> he's got a fucking samurai sword

teleport behind them with my katana
>heh, nothing personal, nigger.

I know, but it is what it is.

I can't drive because I can't process information fast enough and shit overwhelms me. I can't use public transport because I can't be around strangers in close spaces.

I was molested at 9 (didn't really hit me until I was a teen) and had severe verbal and physical abuse at high-school which drove me out to drop out, also was horrible at school. I can't even get hair cut from someone else because I can't have them touching me, I do my own hair with trimmer.

I just went to the local GP, first time seeing a doctor in nearly 15 years, just to get refereed to their clinical psychologist. I only went now because I stopped pretending that there's nothing wrong with me and I need to seek help for this shit.

I meet the impairment ratings for mental health on table 5 for autism bux very easily, so I'll probably apply for that soon.

It is what it is, I can't control that. My mind only wants to survive, it doesn't care about social normality, it hasn't for many years. Most people in my position would have killed themselves years ago, but my mind has evolved past that point. I'm comfortable so long as I'm by myself away from society.

Scratch that
It's an umbrella

kek'd

Anyone here go to Melbourne polytech?

>Fuck its wet
How the fuck do you know what I said to your sister this afternoon, cunt?

You autistic cunt hahha

It didn't rain anywhere near as much as predicted today. In fact it barely rained at all. Shame desu. I had the day off work, am getting drunk and am slow roasting a leg of lamb in the oven: perfect situation for a cold, wet day.

Best place to settle with a 1 year working holiday?

Nice spree of purely Aussie flags, would be a shame if someone came and messed it all up...

Radelaide. Not many Dindu's.

Of course you would toothpaste

Oi wat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cheeky cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the outback, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on abos, and I have over 300 confirmed racist remarks. I am trained in koala warfare and I’m the top pinner in the entire aesthetics crew. You are nothing to me but another immigrant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the computer? Think again, you bloody wombat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the southern hemisphere and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fucking typhoon, yobbo. The typhoon that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ankle biter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my barbie. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the Australian native wildlife and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off the fucking continent, you little snag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fucking cunt. I will shit a cut snake as cross as a frog in a sock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.

My eyes are fucked lately

do any of you actually hate abos?

i love em personaly, they're cool and have unique personalities. i get along with them better than some white shits around here

Shoulda gone to specsavers m8

Go to Sweden.

(((First peoples))) detected
No $2 for the traino for you, cunt

Australia has a lot of strange animals.

you caught me, got a dolla for da bus mate?

I wouldn't fit in, I'm from Alberta.

Platypus are magic, and also venomous ofcourse.
"They use electroreceptors within the skin of their bills to detect the electrical field that gets generated when their prey contracts its muscles."

I don't even have a dollar for me, blackfella

I'm like you but I've only ever managed to get diagnosed with anxiety and depression.

stop giving the cunt attention, all he wants is sympathy for being a pathetic lowlife.

An Australian animal invented passive sonar.
Fuck, did the coral invent wi-fi?

Well from what my clinical psychologist knows about me so far she said shes pretty sure I have autism and may be schizoid.

We'll see what happens next week with the specialist testing.

They are very great. How do you people deal with all the crocodiles and spiders? Do you hit them with weapons?

I hate abbos and my missus(white) is one. Make good footballers though

Help me formulate a question. No storm fag shit, something articulate that will be more likely to get through.

>How do you people deal with all the crocodiles and spiders?
What do you mean deal with? they are our friends, we pat them.

I hate them and i hate you.

We often ride them at carnivals too

>be australian
>STREWFFFPHHHPTH M8
>get bit by spider
>STRERWWEHHPF *dies*

I guess they don't have many Chinese in Sweden.

Daily reminder everyone in this thread is a cum guzzling cuck queen.

Daily reminder I could fly kick half a dozen of you fucks half way round the world while licking ya sisters pox ridden clam.

Wasn't it fingering my mums cold wet cunt yesterdaym

Tfw just cut my finger with my leatherman while opening a $1 bag of lollies.

P.S. why the fuck have they stopped producing witchety grubs? they are like the most popular lollies....

P.P.S they have stopped producing the ice cream lollies too

Does anyone know whats going on with the dingoes?

>consuming the sweet jew.
stop this.

Fuck, what happened to Ernie's family?

Agreed, they need to go back.

Boongas are fine once you get past the petrol smell.

Two or three days ago I think. Its actually harder than it appears to keep coming up with this shit.

Reminder Unions don't care about white male workers

Fuck you cunt. I bet that other guy doesn't even come close to me. People often forget how far gone some of us are. I wish my only issue was depression/anxiety.

Give lifestory and what kind of psychologist you went to. Also, did you take an IQ/Personality test? The in-person 3-5 hour one that is.

They ate poor little Azalea

> it's a "fuck drunph QandA" episode

>NT news = best news

Ask Enoch

Poor doggos

Oh fuck off cunt
It's the same depression story every fucking time and I'm sick of it

fuck, I haven't had them in years, and the sour coke bottles
good memories

Some of the shit that comes out of NT is a right crackup.

youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
>man catches kangaroo, disguised as an emu

lmao I don't even think I'm depressed. I don't even think I have anxiety.

I hit all the markers for autism spectrum disorder.

The fact I am not depressed after 13 years of NEET is an example of autism.

croc like water and spiders like trees, we like ground and buildings, we share the same enviroment, no worries uk brobrb gunna make a quick coffee and rip a cone or two out the front in my commodore

mixed heritage here
I come from a massive family of mixed blacks/whites
I like the ones in my home town because they are family and treat me well. On top of that, they are the relatively easy-going country variety that just keep to themselves. They're alright people, just like any other country folk.
Big town abos on the other hand need to be culled. Where I currently live they are responsible for most of the crime, and are loud, obnoxious and violent. Absolute nigger-tier beings.

>firt dingoys soundcloud shutdown
>now their website is down
the pressure mounts

this last couple of our movement / ideas are coming to bloom
exciting times: we must make use of them!!

Slaving away to earn $20 an hour.

All I want is a home :(((

*first the

>i'm a victim, waaagh poor me, nothing is my fault

sort yourself out bucko, you're in hell and you need to slay the dragon and rescue yourself

do you even have a clean room? do you eat breakfast? sort yourself out

Explain this shit

Me on the left

100% agree. The city abbos and ones in those outback government hellholes should be sterilized and put to work in sulphur mines without delay.