Brit/pol: Roger Helmer edition

>3 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Tory Manifesto: shifts to the centre economically
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39970768
archive.is/DHjVH

>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
archive.is/h1F5b

>EU willing to throw toys out of pram for divorce bill
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/18/brexit-talks-could-collapse-over-uk-divorce-bill-says-eu-negotiator
archive.is/g1FN3

>Over 1 million young people have registered to vote since Snappy Lec Lec called
metro.co.uk/2017/05/18/a-million-young-people-have-registered-to-vote-since-the-general-election-was-called-6646263/
archive.is/JM2I8

>Wages continue to fall behind inflation, quantitive easing has failed (the people)
dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
archive.is/6V4Tl

>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/QXjDD

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Karen!

QUIT SMOKING

Why do disgusting English women love black dick so much? English anons explain

>"Things are getting kinda serious between us now, user, but I have a confession to make..."

Your reaction.

FIRST FOR A BRITISH FEDERATION

Just applied to be a Sup Forums janitor lads.

Could be fun.

Danny DeVito whats us to elect Corbyn lads. Who am I to disagree with a midget who plays a disgusting piece of shit on tv?

Are Ruth is the most popular

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>Implying I'd ever be seen in public with this no good whore of a worthless cunt

I don't think so pal

>Y-YOU'RE A MENTALIST!

Then I'd kick her in her gaping cunt and run away across the fields

How long Until Mummy may bans Sup Forums for hatespeech?

Wow. I almost didn't recognize her without a big black cock in hour mouth.

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it will happen yesterday

Who do I vote for
?

#imwithHair
Post tory qt's with no chance of winning their seat

she has a very negroid-esque nose.

ANARCHY FOR THE UK

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why is British politics so left wing?

Even 'right wingers' like Aaron Banks shill for pakis

nobody, cum on your ballot and then wipe your arse with it.

Fuck I've been looking for that for ages.

Because the BNP died

The UK is the most effective social conditioning and psy op testing grounds.

You either die a punk rocker or live long enough to see yourself become the capitalist corporate raider

>Although I can pick and choose

>The girls I have up the harris

>I've never felt as lonely as I do

>When I realise it won't be you

WHAT THE FUCK PETE WAS ON LAST NIGHT'S QUESTION TIME?!?! REEEE I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD ONES

Always wanted to hear this with sound, got a source?

glass her

We're a nation of immigrants

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>order that from the refugee wife service

>open up the box
>a fat 40 year old child (male) pops out

5th time this week

If you're rich and amoral, Tories. If you're not, literally anybody else but preferably Labour.

doctored.

Jesus Christ that Assange stream is super comfy. It's like ambient music with the people talking in the background...

>pro-anarchy and chaos
>REEEEE apartheid is evil
Weird bloke

Pete Doherty? (and no, Peter wasn't on)

he wasn't and it was rubbish last night

>Daily reminder that (((((Corbyn))))) is a plant with the sole mission in life to break up the United Kingdom

Skip it and watch This Week instead. It was a good one.

Yes, we mustn't forget the importance of a global and tolerant Britain haha

It's probably not
I mean, it's some darkie model freak who looks like she's white but has the blackest skin you've ever seen
Can't remember her name though

Nah east african women look that good when properly fed and watered. You'll find out when the free trade deals start pouring in

Brit/pol/, thoughts on this song?

youtube.com/watch?v=zKdxd718WXg

Slightly misleading title

youtube.com/watch?v=EyHXPfblE4Y

That's a cute Karen lad.

Yes yes everyone is a Jewish puppet we know

g l o b a l b r i t a i n

I like Queen but it's a bit naff

Look at how he leers at her before lunging for the goods. Horrific.

>Daily reminder that it was the same (((Labour Party))) who gave away India without even putting up a fight.

The Labour Party's sole mission has always been to break up this country and it always will be.

>turned up to a play with the gf last night

>The Grapes of Wrath

>Should be alright

>Awful American accents start the show; and even worse there's a nig.

>Still, not historically inaccurate. It is America after all.

>Black guy goes home to meet his family. The mother is white, the father is as black as tar.

>All of the other children are white, the grandfather is Indian

>Just ignore it, I think.

>Some of the paki actors come out wearing tracksuits

>The cynical man who hates the vagrants coming in from out of state is wearing a MAGA hat

>Some people are wearing period clothes, others wearing modern clothes.

>Indian man dies, but the actor comes back later in the play three times to play minor characters

>Then, out of the blue, three young men get fucking bollock naked and jump into a bath of water in front of the stage.

>All the old women gasp, old men start howling.

>This performance is supposed to be serious.

>A young child wearing a superman outfit tells the main characters their father is dying of thirst

>Pregnant woman who just miscarried gets her tits out and the man suckles them on stage

FIN

It's like Tim and Eric but serious.

So all the Blairites and Corbynites all want the same thing? Why have they fallen out if their SOLE MISSION is the same?

This is around the time that all bands dabbled in cheesy electronic. Some aged far better than others.

youtube.com/watch?v=OhS5WG9QbLM

BRAVO BRAVO ENCORE ENCORE

GLADSTONIAN LIBERAL

because the left loves arguing with themselves over every little thing at the moment

Name a more iconic scene in British cinema

youtube.com/watch?v=9ured0oVW10

But their sole mission is to break up the UK. All other issues are meaningless if your sole mission is to break up the UK.

That account has the same name as me

Hitch discusses the election

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OgIemCmxkPw

Question lads, do I go get myself a chinese and a beer tonight?

Queen are shite and overrated tbph

Blair was an attempt to control this threat, that is why they are trying to purge the Blairites, so they can resume their mission.

I knew you posted here Tom.

She doesn't look old.

Come on lads, what was his reply?!

Conveniently forgetting about this are we?

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

Ooooooh user fancies Nooraini!

.." not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet.."

"We disagree.”

(snoopers charter not enough)


rt.com/uk/388987-theresa-may-surveillance-internet/

>been drinking with my new boss since lunch
>back to chat shit on Sup Forums with you guys
I love you guys.

What a joke that "debate" was last night.

But I thought it was their choice to wear it...

Of course the response will be 'of course sweety I love you no matter what, we muslims are a peaceful and kind people' or somesuch nonsense you always see in these clickbaits.

I see a lot of school stabbers and bus bandits in the near future

Why are you guys so anti-anti-russia?

Every Russian migrant here I've met has either been a criminal thug or a teacher/professor that hates Russia and all other russians for being subhuman.

Russia is Her Majesty's property

So the sole mission of the labour party has always been to break up the UK except the one time they've been in power in 30 years? I'll be honest I dont believe you.

Seconded

Are people surprised by this? It's exactly the kind of thing you should expect from authoritarians like the Tories.

no i dont you do

Apparently once you decide to wear it it's super haram to take it off again.

Anyone got that Theresa May pic where shes dressed in dom gear wearing a giant strap on? I need it now to show it to my mate.

Waited until she got home and set her on fire.

Ok, I'm voting labour :)

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4422564/Teen-shares-heartfelt-exhange-dad-hijab.html

youtube.com/watch?v=czWLEbNwjCI

How do you get rid of a fetish lads?

Yes you do also tigers beer goes well with Chinese

I enjoy Russia because it pisses everyone off. Cant say I care much for the people though.

>those hands

Run?

This combined with the Hate Speech Laws and Anti-Semitism Laws.

wish I knew

The 'Golden Shield Project' wont work, it doesn't work in China

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Bitch has hands like fucking salad fingers.

>except the one time they've been in power in 30 years
i think you mean 13
multiculturalism

Stop wanking. Realise that your guilt is natural and it's a way of your brain telling you that you need to stop.

You have to stick to it though. You can't ever watch it again or it'll just come back.
Try get laid often (even if using hookers) or get a long term gf

>tigers beer
What?

Get yourself a gf.

Pic related: my gf in the pub for our first anniversary.

>actually watching blacked
are you a girl?