Ever been in a fight?

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Hit a guy in the face during a fight. He died. Totally unintended, but I'm still on house arrest.

Lost both times. Prompted me to start working out more

This. Nothing more redpilling and motivating then getting your ass beat

10 year LEO and martial artist here.

Yeah, a few. My best advice to anyone in a fight, quick rapid strikes. Don't be defensive.
And unless you are CERTAIN it's a one on one, don't lock up with your opponent

Once in school, but kinda lost it.
Once against my father, when we both were drunk as fuck.

You're German, you're ALWAYS drunk.
I'm of german descent, I'm qualified to make that joke

>get wasted
>get into fight with some guy for somehow insulting his gf
>he hits me i hit back and slam him to the ground
>get hit from nowhere by at least 3 guys
>decide to stay away from liquor and unnecessary fights
never does you any good
that beeing cant hurt to be prepared for it (pick any martial arts)

As an educated Bavarian lefty from a good family, I use my words, not my fists.

Depends on the context. If you are certain it's a one on one, "quick rapid strikes" are not the way to go. Most fights end because one guy is completely gassed. I've won fights by just getting hit a bunch and tiring the other guy out, at which point you just hit him in the stomach. Context is everything, unless you can guarantee a fight will end in 30 seconds, it'll probably last 5 mins+

If you aren't in the ring, just punch them in the dick.

Yes, my record is 7-4 for man on man fights. Been in some group brawls and bar room brawls too.

...

Punched a few people in high school that were looking for a fight, hit them hard enough that they didn't want to keep engaging. All I wanted was a decent brawl ;_;

I think a fight once every few years keeps you feeling young, alert, if not, do strength training or learn self defense

stay safe bros

Once, in college outside of a bar.
Random guy asks me for a cigarette and I give him one.
Start walking away and he runs up and shoves me from behind. I turn around and start to say "what the fuck?" and he punches me right in the jaw.
I grab him and shoving him backwards and his friends intervene, saying "he's drunk, he's drunk, he just wants to fight, don't do it."
They whisked him away and that was it.
Still don't know what the guy's deal was

when i first moved to my old city in the 3rd grade, on the first day, i was sitting at my lunch table with my new nerd friend.
the lunch room was set as rows of long tables.
so here i am, chit chatting, and this manlet white trash kid sitting behind me tapped on my shoulder, i turn around, and POW. sucker punch to the eye, turned it black.
i had to walk around school with a black eye for days.

fast forward to 5th grade: 1995. same seating position in the class room. he behind me, backs facing each other.
I don't remember what I said but I still remember what he did to me 2 years before.
So I grabbed the back of his chair while he wasn't looking and pulled it down toward the ground as hard as I could. I still remember the thump his head made as it hit the hard tile floor.
fast forward in a new post - i don't want to make a wall of text

I do MMA and have sparred hard, but since I started training no, the only real fight I've been in was in high school and we both fought to a stalemate.

I spent 22 months in jail for nearly killing a 17 year old black kid that him and his friend tried to jump me. I got a reduced sentence because there were witnesses to them actually attacking me, but the judge ruled I used "excessive force" because his ribs were broken and I stomped his head and he is now blind and deaf in one ear...I probably would have gotten away with it if his friend hadn't ran away and claimed I pulled a gun, which I did not...which his lawyer blew up in court and made a strawman out of.

The important thing is that you fought.

Is getting in a fight rare in other countries?

or is Sup Forums mostly just shut-ins?

Damn, dude.
Where'd you do your time at?

good job friend

Arab/hispanic,, last fight i had three years back bitch slapped a paki for interfering with an argument i had with my girl at the time. craziest shit, you had to see the look in his eyes, the stun hurt look... anyways he pulled a knife on me and i answer back baching his jaw with the #4 ball... "we were playing pool at the time"
FYI never get close to someone in a potential fight unless you're ready to hit or get hit.

You rather are from reddit descent

At least 5.

WMCC in Cameron, MO

I've only been in one fight in my life. I'm 5'11'' 185 And the kid I fought was a little stockier, maybe just under 200. We both got each other pretty good, that you couldn't really call either one of us the winner.

I got a good few jabs on him because I'm pretty quick, but he tagged me a few times too because he had longer than average arms. We were both fairly drunk too, we were at a bar and he asked me what I was looking at. I'm not that tough but I'm not a sissy cuck so I told him that I was looking at his ugly mug. We took it outside and what happened, happened.

Only advice I have is to keep your hands up at all times, and if you think you're about to go into a headlock, take a hand and cup your ear, so if you go into a headlock, your arms is in their too creating space so you don't pass the fuck out.

Were they about your size or were you bigger?

Few, they tend to last a lot shorter then you think

An opponent is like a fire. Fuel oxygen and heat are replaced by vision balance and breathing. Take away any 2 of the 3 and the fire ceases to exist. Worked as a bouncer for 4 years. Don't let things get to "fight" levels. If you are fighting as opposed to neutralizing a person/situation, you have already lost. Control the situation and control the person. Hit first hit hard and keep your chin tucked low.

Did this happen in St Louis by any chance? It's where I live now and it's a crime infested shithole... got robbed at gunpoint right outside Lumiere Casino.
What's the prison population like there?

cont...
9th grade, one of his friends brought a walkman to class and i told the teacher. she took it away from him and told him he'd give it back at the end of the school year.
the white trash kid (turned into a wigger at this point) was walking home with the kid who had his walkman taken away. they followed me home.
"yo my man" he says.
i know shit's about to go down. i had a backpack with 2 full cans of soda.
comes up to me and shoves me.
"you owe my friend a new walkman".
gets in my face and shoves me again. i remove my backpack full of books and soda cans and beat the living shit out of him with it so hard that the cans bursted.
no one was around. they hobbled away and i walked home.
they never talked to me for the rest of the school year.
mattter of fact, the wigger got sent to juvi. idk why

>junkie high on meth runs up behind me grabs my face and trys to dig his thumb into my eye socket
>im 10x as fit as he is
>grab his arm off my face and judo throw him into the concrete,
>just like pic related
>back of his head smacks the ground really hard
>his eyes roll back into his head and his body becomes stiff like a mannequin
>ohfuckjustmurderedsomeone.jepg
>kinda worried and start walking away fast
>look behind me and see he got up and is staggering away
>heard from his friend he was in the hospital for two days with a concussion
>i only got a black eye

>be me
>be 16 in highschool
>fucking retard jumps on me for no reason, probably just to show off
>break his shoulder (twisted his arm and slammed him against the ground with my knee on his back)
>suspended for 3 weeks
>mfw

>Most fights end because one guy is completely gassed.
This can't be stressed enough. Don't neglect your cardio lads!

Depends what specific position they're head locking you from, but it's usually a good opportunity to punch them repeatedly in the balls.

Be me, today
>Gets in heated conversation with GF
>Goes back to home
>In Delhi Metro Subway train
>Jampackedasfuck.jpg
>Luckily got a corner seat.
>heckyeah.png
Next station
>A disabled guy enters
>Missing one complete arm from shoulder.
>Tells me to leave seat because he's disabled
>Fuckno.jpg
>I tell him it's not PH seat.
>He insists and argues
>I tell him to go to PH/Old people seat.
>He insists rudely wanting to sit only in this seat(pic related)
>Me tells him to fuck off
>AngryAFPepe.jpg
>People stare on me cuz other dude is fuckin crippled.
>Continue to argue.
>Me gets irritated.
>Next station comes
>Chimps out and smashed him in the face with power over 9000
>Dude gets down.
>Me swoosh away as fast as I can.

mfw I'm gonna go jail if he complains.

Story of 99% of my fights:
> Run away

the other 1%:
> Throw the other guy on the ground
> Run away

I'm not really into the whole fisty cuffs thing, there was just one time I actually stood and fought, it was a couple black kids (skinny as twigs) who wanted to mug me with threats of violence, I threw one on the ground while the other was trying to punch my face. I then grappled and choked out the one punching me while the other screamed for me to stop - I guess they ended up just being kids pretending to be punks pretending to be tough. It was sad, most of all.

I grew up in a small village, in most villages was a depot in with were organised dances. Basically they was always ended with a literal tribal fighting between villages.
I still remember runing drunk thru forest at night when my "tribe" lost.
Come to think of it, that sound little barbaric now, but usually no one was killed

>also me
>couple of months ago
>first amateur muay thai fight
>6'2 140 lbs
>other guy is a manlet
>win by TKO (retirmenet after rib injury caused by knees to the body)
>mfw didn't get suspended this time :^)

from the front?

Getting in fights is for niggers.

Yes, it did. South St.Louis near Cherokee.

They were about my size, I had probably 20lbs on them maybe.

>6'2
>140 lbs
you are wayyyy underweight.
do you have aids or something?
you're supposed to be 180. that's the proper BMI for that height

Been in a few.
>7th grade: beat the shit out of some bully in locker room
>8th grade: fought with friend and lost
>11th grade: fought metalhead at hardcore show
>last year: leftist antifaggot sucker punched me after I called him out for PC shit at a punk show. Said I wasn't going to fight but he threw a couple more punches. We go out to street and I punch him in the nose. He starts crying and literally runs away.

Once when I was blind drunk I got beat to the ground and pounded by some twink half my size for trying to finger his gf right in front of him lol. That's the only time I've been in an actual fight and even though I obviously lost it gave me an opportunity to reflect and so now I think I'd know how to respond next time it happened.

>>Sup Forums

jail may be strange for you, i hear they actually have toilets in them

>finger his gf right in front of him
kek'd

Been in a lot of drunken fights, but never been in one sober.

As to who usually wins, the joke answer is the right one. The wall wins. That's who gets the best blows.

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I fought your mom for the last donut.

No, its degenerate nigger behaviour.

maybe he just really hated homosexuals.

if you mean the first fight no i twisted it behind his back

if you mean the second (technically not second but first legit amat), during clinch. i fucked him because i was taller

>No, its degenerate nigger behaviour.

Oh, and using the n-word isn't?

Interesting.

De-escalation or disengagement are usually the best course of action, you should only fight if you're cornered or protecting someone you care about. Even a superior fighter can be beaten by chance.

>reddit spacing
>n-word

>be me
>be armed bouncer, colorado springs
>group of guys we threw out starting shit with dumb college kid
>the aggressive one was 250+lbs of idiot farm muscle
>he grabs college boy and choke locks him
>deploy OC to no effect
>deploy d cell maglite to shoulders and collarbone
>attack is super effective
>big dumb farmboy goes to hospital with broken forearm and collarbone.
>college kid scared shitless and goes home
>subpeona time
>cameras back up me and my co worker
>farmboy catches probation

And I didn't have to shoot anyone that time. Good times.

i knocked out niggers when i was a kid in school for being anti white i also was fucking black girls

how's your leg doing

I've been in at least 31 fist fights.

I'm a 5'9, 120 lb manlet so people always fucked with me a lot as a kid until I started swinging on anyone who talked shit. I've gotten exceedingly good at it over the years and now have a reputation as somebody not to fuck with.

>6'2 140 lbs

Been in quite a few in different situations.

Last major one I got into was in Austria. Was out at a bar in Vienna and some 5'7 asylum seeker (I'm 6'4) comes up to me starts saying shit in Arabic all angry.

I tell him I speak English and a little German. He says in English that I'm in his spot. I tell him to fuck off back to the Middle East unless he wants to start something (I was 5 or 6 beers in at this point).

Anyway he says if I want to take it outside and I agree. I tell him we can go around the corner away from the bouncers.

We get around and he tries to sucker punch me but I saw out of the corner of my eye and got out the way.

I punched him with a left cross and a straight right to the nose (didn't even tuck his chin the retard) and as he bends over and grabbed his face (I probably broke his nose blood everywhere) I threw him though the nearest store window and ran like fuck as the alarm went off.

I was drunk af at this point and I couldn't stop giggling all the way back to the hotel.

This guy gets it. If you are in a fight, your other, better options went to shit.

I guess if anyone knows where Reddit is, it's Fat Donny.

Won a couple, lost a couple more (You take a beating on principle, as I see it), bluffed my way out of countless others.

>mfw being a skinhead manlet with crazy eyes actually has an upside..

You're a five star cunt. I hope you do go to jail and I hope the raping you will undoubtedly receive gives you bowel cancer.

I had a dude push my sister. I swung and glanced his cheek and he ran away. I felt cool for a minute, and the police came and told me I could go.

We were in our 20s at the time, and my sis deserved the push. But i had to do something.

>bavarian lefty

Had my first fight since training MMA a few months ago and it was glorious. I was at the bar (not drinking, I was driving the lads around and just wanted to play some pool) and some asshole kept calling me a nigger cause I had my hat on backwards. Well he put his hands on our pool table and got in our faces and I hit him with a two piece. didn't knock him out but he crumbled and curled up into a ball. I wanted a real fight desu but that was enough for me in the moment. I was just trying to have a good time with the boys

I boxed in college and worked as a bouncer at Razzoo's in New Orleans during summers. Tip: never mess with an old bouncer, especially if he looks small. They are mean and will fuck you up.

Story: Guy came in obviously high on something and tried to tear a toilet out of the floor, we all piled on him and, in the process, his shirt got torn off. He had been shot at some point before coming in and had sealed the bullet hole with duct tape.

Where at in springs? I've seen some bouncers fuck people up in a few bars and clubs up there.

>terrible comeback
lurk more before you post on this board faggot

I have been in a few. I always went for hitting them in the face or getting close to throw my opponents into the ground. I am 1.90 meter and weight 90kg so I have a natrual advantage when getting close in a fight and know some simple techniques there. However if I would fight someone who has been in kickboxing a few years I would get in serious trouble.
My "advice" for people is just make use of what you are good at and fight by your advantages.

>educated Bavarian

I'm a trained Navy Seel, so yeah I've been in a few. It's never ended well for the guy though...

>triggered because his chubby hero turns out to be a nationalist globalist redditor

lmao

>I'm a trained Navy Seel

How many penises have you seen

Also,
>seel

lmao

Worked for Cowboys, the mansion, copperhead, and thirsty parrot. Worked a couple of shit little bars too.

>31 fights

You must be an absolute prick. Well, most Sup Forums regulars are it seems.

I was at a bar durring a old west style hoe down. Two people got into it and it was like WWI broke out, everyone used it as an excuse to fight each other.

I was across the room and got sucker punched by some drunk asshole. Chipped my bottom front teeth, I smashed a bottle on his head and started boot stomping this faggot. After he gave up I noticed the fighting was still out of hamd so used what was left of the bottle to ward off further attacks as I made my escape.

Only reason I could think of for this happening is the bar was unusually lacking women that night and people became primal when a group of shawties walked in.

At least 6 police cars showed up, a fire truck and three ambulances. I apparently sent a guy to the hospital.

What does this have to do with politics? Oh wait I forgot this board is utter shit, carry on.

>ITT: Things that didn't happen

This guy gets it. Owned and worked in clubs for a good few years in the 90's and 0's and every good doorman I know would not scuffle with anybody crashing the door. It was hit to the head and knock them out if it got that to that point.
Funny enough the most insane and effective fuckers were years deep into systema, which is supposed to be bullshit but didn't look like it to me when what looked like hordes of ravaging orcs flew magically into walls and then were still.

fast metabolism :^)

Yes many times never came to close to losing although the scrappiest people are the short ones.

I had a work associate that would do the same shit. He'd get blackout drunk and start a fistfight with anyone that would engage him. He was a huge dude, but he'd get so drunk he usually got his ass beat. He wouldn't even remember unless we told him.

Fucking weird, he was usually a pretty nice guy. Alcohol is degenerate.

>terrible comeback #2
And they get even worse. What are you trying to do here?

>7'13"
>463lbs, 2% body fat
>Fight guy at bar
>First punch takes his head clean off his shoulders
>I win the fight
>Raging hard-on now
>Pull my pants off exposing my 15 inch cock that looks like stacked coffee cans
>Fuck the neckhole where his head used to be
>Nobody ever fucks with me again

Seel. Reely?

>Nuremberg 01/01/2007 03:00
>Wasted drunk outside a bar
>My friend is making out with a German woman
>Her friends hate Americans
>They won’t stop harassing him
>I step in
>Some woman threatens to kill my friend
>I threaten to kill her and poke her in the forehead with my index finger.
>She gets her boyfriend from inside the bar
>He is screaming something about being in the German army and fuck America
>I replied with “fuck you”
>Before I knew it, I was on the ground.
>I stood up with blood streaming down my face and my friend beating the shit out of the German.
>I watch for a little bit
>My friend looks up and says “Wow that’s really bad! Your whole eyebrow is split open!”
>3 stiches to close the X shaped gash.
>Women love it.
>Met my wife 2 weeks later
>Totally worth it

Yes, a few times. Last one I was in 2 years ago I broke my finger. One in highschool because some kid kneed me in the back so I turned around and punched him. One in a restaurant parking lot because some dude wouldnt stop hitting on my gf at the time. A couple at a drive bar where I got my as kicked.

>Tip: never mess with an old bouncer, especially if he looks small. They are mean and will fuck you up.

My dad is an ex bouncer and around 5'8 as a guess. He's tough as shit, the type of person everyone respects locally.

I stabbed some bullies in grade school, including a nigglet who went on to rape an actual child later in life (he was like 19 and she was 7 IIRC).

I cut that shit out once I turned 18 because going to jail is for niggers.

I got into loads of fights at school. My main strength was to either allow them to be over confident and talk shit till they got in range. Then grab their shirt and drive my head into their nose/mouth. If that wasn't an option and they started throwing haymakers, I would basically do anything to win. Mostly, I would rugby tackle them to the ground and pummle them (this was before I had even heard of UFC/ground and pound).

Most fights at schools are a war of attrition; whoever has had enough first, looses.

I trained VAJ for a while, past that all I've learned is PPCT. It works. Wish I could find a gym with Systema in my area.

I saw a bouncer choke out an army beaner at copperhead a few years ago. He never stood a chance but he was drunk and talking shit, then made the mistake of swinging wildly on the bouncer. More fun watching that than hanging out at the bar.

Why the fuck are you using 'n-word' instead of 'nigger'? You're a German, not an American.
Turbocuck.

There's no reason to fight unless you have to. If you really want to be about that life get into it as a sport and make some money/get healthy.