What a pussy

What a pussy.

He's in the White House basement...with jumper cables and a car battery

Cool.

He's never in the public

For real. I've hardly ever seen him since he took office.

Biden hardly came out in public either but hey I guess it's OK when Democrats do it

He even tried to distance himself from the grabbing by the pussy scandal.

He's on the impeachment bandwagon like everyone else. Dude thought it would come quicker though.

Pence is cuddling with Bundo on the oval office couch. The man is maximum comfy.

>The Independent

he's probably ashamed of being associated with trump

i fucking love how desperate they are
they are just wildly making shit up at this point and hoping something sticks
fucking kek

He's distancing himself while he plans to take over.

A pussy? No. He knows what's about to happen. Trump is only a stepping stone. He will be removed and soon we will have government mandated shock centers and such.

President Pence has a nice ring to it.

ALL TOGETHER NOW:

>PRESIDENT
>PAUL
>RYAN

Maybe it's because Republicans can't say anything without the leftist media turning it into a scandal.

>2 scoops

Remember when Hillary refused to appear for weeks and the media wouldn't mention it?

>nearly invisible for the last 48 hours or so
Fuck, he's leaving this realm, isn't he? I wish him well.

He's busy time traveling to kill Clinton.

You could make this story about any VP other than Cheney and like the first week of John Adams

He's going down too
Orrin Hatch ftw

I could see it falling all the way to Mattis, if Trump goes down, most of his cabinet isn't going to be trusted.

...

Pence realizes that if Trump goes, it's going to be because he runs his mouth. If he can make himself seem as irrelevant as possible, he stands to become president for 2-3 years by default.