Brit/pol/: Challenger II Main Battle Tank Edition

>3 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Assange cleared of rape charges by Sweden
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/sweden-drops-julian-assange-rape-investigation

>Tory Manifesto: shifts to the centre economically
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39970768
archive.is/DHjVH

>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
archive.is/h1F5b

>EU willing to throw toys out of pram for divorce bill
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/18/brexit-talks-could-collapse-over-uk-divorce-bill-says-eu-negotiator
archive.is/g1FN3

>Over 1 million young people have registered to vote since Snappy Lec Lec called
metro.co.uk/2017/05/18/a-million-young-people-have-registered-to-vote-since-the-general-election-was-called-6646263/
archive.is/JM2I8

>Wages continue to fall behind inflation, quantitive easing has failed (the people)
dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
archive.is/6V4Tl

>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/QXjDD

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/12999109
youtube.com/watch?v=KFkJLlU-3GI
ge2017.gritdigital.co.uk/#2017-opinion-poll
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/19/uk-needs-more-immigrants-to-avoid-brexit-catastrophe
independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/analysis-mays-manifesto-a-triumph-of-common-sense-over-ideology-35732383.html
fantasyfrontbench.com/
discord.gg/A6WU2zr
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>The only time a challenger 2 has ever been destroyed was a friendly fire accident and the driver survived

B A S E D

Reminder that everything is pointless and you should probably go live in the woods or something.

I feel like the only person who seems to care about health and safety in this country. The ceiling collapsed near me on my desk on nightshift last night. Could have been prevented desu

Answer this question Brit/pol/

strawpoll.me/12999109

Seems like you only care about it for personal gain 2bh

Daily reminder:

>If you vote Tory you are willingly signing your rights away. Don't vote Tory.

G-good Evening A-Anglo-senpais. . .

Just a friendly reminder that Ireland is based ally of the Anglo.

Mummy May's manifesto will secure Anglo-Irish headpats.

What would the consequences be if I was caught hiking/camping in a private woodland lads?

The landowner is legally allowed to shoot you.

>Ireland is based

Check'd OP

Anyone here ever written their own political manifesto? I have began formulating my own and am going to come out with a first draft shortly. Any hints, tips or cheats?

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copy hitler

Anything from a simple "gerr off moy laaahnnd" to held hostage by a pikey gang rape 2bh

Who /time for a wank/ here?

hmmmmmmmm

good idea mate

Wank hours are strictly 9pm to 2am.

Fuck you m8 I'm voting for a black Tory and you cant stop me

God bless that chap encouraging people here to grab ETH a few months back

Rather not

>I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms.

>Wages have continued to fall

No fucking wonder. It shouldn't take a whole country's economics experts to figure out that we're overpopulated as shit for the amount of jobs we have in the country.

Ask any twenty year old and they'll tell you they can't get, or find it even harder to keep even a low level minimum wage job. There's too many fucking people in the country saturating the labour market.

I feel like that's the sort of thing you do before going on a kill rampage so I'm saving it.

Quite happy with my life at the moment

i always thought she was a qt 2bh. Lots of people don't think so apparently. Always hear people say not nice things about her.

Whatcha doin rabbi?

youtube.com/watch?v=KFkJLlU-3GI

eat the fucking cheese farron

I wouldn't be interested in her if she was a weak submissive good girl

rate my lineup

>Fuck Karen
>Fuck Elsa
>Fuck Kristen
>Fuck tea cakes
>Fuck soup

none of the above

>implying falling wages while endangering the retail sector is not endangering it enough to outbalance the 'positive' effects overpopulation has on the housing market

Although when Tesco nearly had their shit pushed in the other month I started wondering if after everything it would be the retail sector that shat the bed first and sent all of that shit into the fan. Of course it is quite obvious now that they would conveniently avoid that big fine.

There is nothing inside the Conservative manifesto to suggest a government regulated internet. Stop reading the (((independent)))

>no philip davies

are you a refugee

Enjoy a severe cut to liberty.

so, what public sector busywork are you doing?

>tfw sometimes start wanking at 22:00 and don't finish until 3 am

porn needs to be banned
the NHS need to offer treatment for porn addiction

No, of course not. People like that Bob fella from the States are idiotic in their use of a manifesto. A manifesto is a starting point. Writing a manifesto then doing something retarded is pointless. Might as well just call it a suicide note.

user, you are voting for the Green Party, right?

startup business in secondary education

The independent is quoting buzzfeed in the article too

cum in pm

Daily reminder that a vote for the Tories is a vote to kill autistic people like me.

I dont mind if mummy can see everytning i do on the web, kind of turns me on desu

jew here jew there jew everywhere

Fucking hell lads.

Looks like its game over.

ge2017.gritdigital.co.uk/#2017-opinion-poll

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Just found out that the EU tried to put sanctions on our overseas territories.
So glad that we are leaving now, doing that is just provoking them to leave the UK. Fuck the EU.

How come no one ever talks about this in debates about the EU?

I'll enjoy it from the picturesque green belt thank you very much

>STILL not putting the news about May's internet censorship in the OP

The fucking state of these threads.

How so?

Poor girl which disgusting white male forced you to show so much skin?

*head pats for you*

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/19/uk-needs-more-immigrants-to-avoid-brexit-catastrophe

wtf I love open borders now!

I've heard rumours primary school kids have been deeply affected by the effects of porn actually. I say rumour cause I don't know any children myself. My friends say their sisters in like, year 4 and year 5 are talking about how their boyfriends should call them a cumslut and give them anal bareback.

What on earth is gritdigital?

>displaying candidates that aren't even standing

Garbage

r8 my cabinet lads

Based Sun

Except it won't be Mummy herself desu, but her bearded minions.

>mfw Tories win an electoral oblivion and human liberty ceases to exist

>tfw no matter how much you shitpost about it on Sup Forums everybody will still not come to the understanding that we literally do need mass immigration, even if they are nothing but welfare leeches, in our current financial system

Some absolute meme. its just a live map where people vote and it updates.

Just sent off for my first passport since I was 4 years old (expired when I was 9).

Went to print off the sheets and realised I'm out of ink, and I can't get a countersignature for another week because some pisshead decided to headbutt my windshield and smash it while I was in bed last night, so can't drive it until Tuesday when autoglass come.

Just fuck me in the arse and call me Sally.

What's the site called?

Tory shills

This, people haven't read the manifestos and think they know shit because some fake news outlet or other reported it.

It does seem mighty convenient doesn't it. Well, the pyramid scheme that is western banking and business depends entirely upon debt schemes, so it's vital that we don't address what is, imo, the most vital issue facing this country right now: overpopulation.

>10 year olds wanting to be called a cumslut and receive bareback anal

thats no frickin halal is it??

but I am a [spoiler]professional[/spoiler]

Site?

careful now

>you were born 12 years too early

Or I could just change my name to Ahmed Sheikh Muhammad and get away with it.

>all these filthy neets

T-thanks senpai. . .

"May's manifesto a triumph of headpats over ideology": independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/analysis-mays-manifesto-a-triumph-of-common-sense-over-ideology-35732383.html

>Diane Abbott Chancellor of the Exchequer
lel

im fucking drunk lads AMA

>2 votes for retail

I forget that girls post here

fantasyfrontbench.com/

>men
>filthy weeaboos

hate to tell you this lads but continental Europe has a much better standard of living than us

Source?

What time did you start drinking?

brit/pol/ discord: discord.gg/A6WU2zr

Cheers lad

t. Pierre

>t. CCHQ

One on the left looks like he got dressed in the dark.

>Well, the pyramid scheme that is western banking and business depends entirely upon debt schemes, so it's vital that we don't address what is, imo, the most vital issue facing this country right now: overpopulation.

Exactly. Because if overpopulation were addressed sternly, the western banking and business pyramid scheme as you put it, would run out of oxygen quite quickly.

go tell somebody who gives a shit lad

>Delet this

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Tell me which of the following you find sexy:
Feet, armpits, assholes, uvula

>NEED
>NOT
>APPLY

I used to get YouGov polls all the time until they learnt I voted labour and then suddenly nothing for the past year!

around half 6

Why not get the bus, Sally?

This. Except for Spain, Italy, Greece, and most of eastern Europe.

Fuck it, it's just Scandinavia and Germany.

Start buying guns.