So my Dad told me a joke:
Why are 50 pence coins shaped the way they are?
So you can use a spanner to wrestle them from a Jew's hand.
Joke thread
Charles Nelson
Luke Martin
Oh man, that's a good joke. Here in the first world, we call them wrenches, though.
Elijah James
>Here in the first world,
nice one
How many jews can be put into a car?
2 in the front seats
3 in the back seats
1 in the trunk
6 gorillions in ashtray
Wyatt Edwards
Why are Jews' noses so big.?
Oxygen is free.
Evan Carter
>Why do coins have ridges around the edge?
>To keep Jews from shaving the rim
That's not a joke that's just historical fact
Michael Sanchez
A Jew goes to temple one Sabbath day. He looks to skies and prays "Oh Yahweh! I implore thee to let me wing the lottery!"
God does not answer.
The next week, he goes to temple again. With greater passion, he looks to god and shouts "Oh great Yahweh! I implore thee to let me win the lottery!"
God does not answer.
On the third Saturday, with tears in his eyes, the Jew falls to his kness and throws his hands to the sky. "OH GREAT YAHWEH! LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY".
The clouds open. God descends from the heavens and shouts... "GOLDBERG, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE MEET ME HALF WAY AND BUY A FUCKING TICKET!"
Jayden Long
Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’
Kevin Wilson
10/10 did laugh
When gold was circulating this was a problem everywhere, not just with Jews.
With slave labor, though, it was much easier to shave the ridges of the entire coin and re-saw them. You do that with enough coins you can't tell the difference by comparison. So coins get smaller and smaller. . .which is why there were additional markings on the perimeter.
Charles Ortiz
RARE
Easton Adams
>USA
>First world
Funny.