*Sucks in deep breath* Come on, boys and girls, lift your little hands and wave bye, bye to Donald Dumbfuck and his nasty pantshitters.
BYE BYE, Mr. Russia.
BYE BYE, border wall.
BYE BYE, Muslim bans.
BYE BYE, institutional sexism at the highest fucking level.
BYE BYE, tax cuts.
BYE BYE, Putin bromance.
BYE BYE, Assad.
BYE BYE, Slovakian golddigger bitch.
BYE BYE, daddy's dearest little fashion designer fucktoy.
BYE BYE, ugly spoiled Trumpbrats.
BYE BYE, Second Amendment.
BYE BYE, GOP majority.
BYE BYE, every future white Republican President.
BYE BYE, Middle America.
BYE BYE, white men's balls.
BYE BYE, freeze peach.
BYE BYE, babydicks!
Oh, and Pence is tainted too. He won't be President.
Your fuckboy, Paul Ryan, will serve us until his crushing defeat in 2020, or Dems will have so many fucking seats after 2018 they'll simply go straight down the chain, impeaching and jailing every nasty Reputhug pantshitter they need to until we have a decent human being as President again.
The worst part is, this didn't have to happen. You could have spared yourselves some pain if you'd just given up after that fucking pussy tape like we planned.
We tried to do everyone a favor, you know.
We tried to be nice. We tried to do it easy. Oh, we fucking TRIED to spare this country, and yes, even you far right assfucks a mountain of pain.
Now, we will do it the hard way, you little idiots.
YOU REALLY, REALLY SHOULD HAVE LET HER WIN!