>After an exhaustive inquiry by The American Spectator’s team of award-winning investigative journalists this magazine can now report that in February of this year former FBI Director James B. Comey was captured on surveillance cameras in the White House blowing his nose on White House curtains. The nose blowing took place in the Oval Office after President Donald J. Trump excused himself for several minutes to take a call from his wife Melania. Mr. Comey was alone. A picture of President Andrew Jackson was clearly visible in the background.
>Whether Mr. Comey’s act involved the destruction of government property is at this point in time still unknown, though he has a powerful nose and the curtains are fragile. As for now, the surveillance tapes have been handed over to Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who will make a determination as to possible criminality of Mr. Comey’s actions. Destruction of government property is punishable by a much as three years in prison and a fine.
>Among The Spectator’s sources were three current and former U. S. officials who cannot be identified because of their prior commitments. Also there has been an additional problem with one of them, the former government official who has a drinking problem.
>Mr. Comey could not be reached by The Spectator for comment. The White House too was unavailable for comment. Yet The Spectator is continuing its investigation and will have more information as developments reveal themselves.
Let's Recap: Monday we learn Seth Rich was in touch with Wikileaks. Tuesday it's confirmed how many emails he sent Wikileaks. Wednesday they appoint special counsel who can look into source if leaks. Today, Assange Charges dropped and a Weiner Plea deal has been struck... ITS HAPPENING!!
UPDATED INFO HERE: riggedit.com/seth-rich/
Bonus: Warhawk Sen. Lindsey Graham: Congress should abandon Russia investigation, go back to Clinton’s emails
Just another pedo like most of them, he's a distraction. He will protect the Secret
James Phillips
Literally BLOWN TFO!!!
James Scott
>The American Spectator award winning journalists >a story about snot
you trumpkins are getting desperate
Gabriel Thompson
this reads like satire but apparently this is supposed to be a legitimate publication.
>Whether Mr. Comey’s act involved the destruction of government property >Destruction of government property is punishable by a much as three years in prison and a fine.
jesus christ this is embarrassing.
Samuel Morgan
I'm going to need to see the footage of that.
Eli Jenkins
Just like Michael Moore's belt loops
Evan Allen
What are you talking about
Jace Price
the suggestion that our AG should prosecute comey for allegedly blowing his nose and calling it "destruction of government property" is hilarious.
it reads like the fucking onion.
Nicholas Adams
Cause it is. It was a joke started by Hannity
Daniel Baker
If this is true it is a very telling gesture from Comey, the man is deep state as fuck, nobody does shit like that unless they have zero for this country.
Jack White
>Too beta to ask for a tissue
Kek
Blake Ross
So what?
The story is that Comey is a disgusting cuck.
Jace Edwards
>The American Spectator was founded in 1924 by George Nathan and Truman Newberry over a cheap domestic ale in McSorley’s Old Ale House.
>In 1967, the Saturday Evening Club took it over, rechristening it The Alternative: An American Spectator, but by November 1977 the word “alternative” had acquired such an esoteric fragrance that in order to discourage unsolicited manuscripts from florists, beauticians, and other creative types, the club reverted to the magazine’s original name. Published remarkably without regard to gender, lifestyle, race, color, creed, physical handicap, or national origin.
Liam Mitchell
no such thing as coincidence. this is great.
Colton Ramirez
>The Spectator
fake news
Nathaniel Roberts
Or he's a napkin-nose-blower.
Even the impolite of society don't do it.
Cameron Howard
Serious question, how many scoops of ice cream has he eaten? This'll knock him down to 1/3 for sure.
Jace Thomas
He's a real nutjob
Joseph Moore
LOCK HIM UP
Joseph Reyes
I'm sure that he will come up with a memo to himself saying he didn't. Something along the Lines of : Memo, date Feb 7, 2017. Did not blow my nose in white house curtains, fuck you American Spectator for lying about this".
