Who would build the duck ramps in a libertarian society?

Who would build the duck ramps in a libertarian society?

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Animal activists, those ramps are not expensive.

A citizen who likes ducks I'd imagine.

There would be no stone ledge built so a ramp would not be necessary.

entrepreneurs would operate privatized toll ramps, of course

I would to be honest mate I love ducks.

and the handicapped ducks? Really short sighted and ignorant of you, man.

Just an observation. I like ducks, so I'll build the ramps. I hope this settles everything.

kek

If it is libertarian, then it would be either animal activists or duck fans.

what ducks, you mean lunch?

The ducks

really though why did republicans get triggered over duck ramps?

IN CANADA DUCKS FLY INTO PONDS

>eat crumbs from bread roll
>pay the toll


Seem perfectly fine to me.

Imagine believing about what you do but a couple of years ago AIPAC sent a 15 year old girl to seduce you at a bar and filmed it and now you can't be mad at any of the real problems or they leak the tapes.

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No idea maybe they asked for a lot of money to build them?

The Handiquacks

I'll build a ramp to your ass, drive a Lionel up in there.

Me

They wouldn't be built. Only government agencies have ever built anything since the dawn of time.

I would - ducks are nice to have around.

I would charge the ducks gold backed currency to use my pond

Lmao

Our animal activist at work makes them free of charge.
People work on what they care about, Communism does not address that but Libertarianism does.

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Our ducks are too fat to fly.

Libertarians BTFO

Someone will have to take care of the bill.

How will libertarians ever recover

>When you feed the ducks arsenic-laced bread for using your McDuck-ramp without paying the toll

I'll build em a ramp. Should take like 5 quid and an hour of work tops. Ducks are cute.

Who needs ducks? There are too many already.

we have mallards bro there fucking our black duck population out of extinction

Top lel

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That duck ramp looks too steep and would be slippery when wet duck feet were on that white painted surface.

This is a typical state-provided duck ramp. Very bad design created by a bureaucracy.

The duck ramps would be better designed and of higher quality in a libertarian society.

pic related

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In a libertarian society I would build a duck trap because I'm hungry

>a fucking ramp

Government ramps cost ten million dollars including a three year environmental case study.

Volunteer's ramps cost $5.

libertarianism is a meme-ideology for naive cucks too scared to swallow the redpill

this

Duck ramps are cute. CUTE!
Wtf I hate libertarians now.

>Ducks need a ramp
>Ducks can fly
What the fuck do they need a ramp?

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Like any duck should, build their damn ramps by themselves.

What about the disabled ducks

>no green head
>no deserve to live

youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf9dfIlNRc

Why does America has such shitty duck infrastructure. Look at that piece of shit one lane ramp

Baby ducks are so fucking cute

install some traps on that ramp and get rid of those pests

remember the six trillion, goy

There would be no ducks, nobody to protect the ducks. The ducks would be killed within days of libertarians taking control.

I feel you

>BASF
He's probably carrying it to the gas chamber.

these are socialist ducks.

Say you're sorry

That ramp is racist and not inclusive for ducks that cant read English.

>please do not feed the ducks
>builds a fucking ramp for them to swim in an man-made pond
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Ducklings can't fly nigga.

Survival of the fittest.

>paint fades after only a year
>we needz more funds for dem duck programs!

You dont swallow a statist "redpill", its a suppository.

GAS THE DUCKS
DRAKE WAR NOW

>build two ramp out of plywood and paint them
>$96,954

That would violate the NAP and authorize the ducks to use Aflac-sponsored sarin gas on your family.

FUCK DUCKS

A while back, I was out on a trail in my pickup, just having some fun offroading.
I came to a large tree that had fallen across the trail.
I could easily get around it on the side, and I did.
I then stopped on the other side, and winched the tree off the trail, so as to preserve the grass/plants and people could just drive through.

I was not paid, or hired to do this, I just did it because I had the means to, and I was there.

I'm sure someone would just get some wood and build a ramp for the ducks just because they wanted to. They see the ducks struggle to get up the wall with their babies and decide to fix it.

Catapults are too expensive for ducks.

>steal the ramp
>build another one

one day you'll see the truth
everyone starts out as a regular libertarian, then you move on to Hoppe and after that you'll make the jump to fascism and natsoc

They get mad whenever government money doesn't explicitly go to jews.

wtf, im a communist now

They would build a ramp that goes strait into a meat packing plant.

OP falling for money is the only incentive or goal of Libertarian society meme.

I might ask (with equal stupidity) how such a ramp could exist without a law to mandate it's existence?

Ducklings. Here's a video of them using it.

twitter.com/uscapitol/status/864564252702650370

Retards. Ducks can fly.
>inb4 but what about muh baby ducks.

There isn't a single ducking that cab fly, moron. They need to be cared for until they are "fit". That's what babies are.

People like to dump bags of their old and hard bread into bodies of water "for the ducks". It's not suitable food for them and it also pollutes the water.

There isn't a single duckling that can fly, moron. They need to be cared for until they are "fit". That's what babies are.

cant ducks fly? who's been clipping the wings of wild ducks? probably the same guys being paid to build duck ramps by the state

>Ducks are cute
I understand that feel, user

>inb4 but what about muh baby ducks.
Yeah, what about them?

The ducks, obviously.

duck ramps aren't exclusive to ducklings. goslings also use them.

sounds like a job for honk rearden

>forces ducklings to climb up the ramp, to prove that you are not a fucking retard.
Fucking "animal lover" fascist.

Awww those media idiots in the thread are so adorable. Not knowing anything made by the government is public domain. They're asking permission to use the clip. This is the state of journalism today...

survival of the fittest if the ducks can't figure out how to get to water themselves they don't deserve to swim

Im sure duck mommy will find a way around it or they will simply won't even go to that spot. Unlike human mothers, animal mothers are not retarded.

>Who would build the duck ramps it there was no government

think it's for the baby ducks

your ducks are gay

thats rich

ducks can fly, dumbass libcucks

the baby ducks can't, user
think of the baby ducks

>then you move on to Hoppe and after that you'll make the jump to fascism and natsoc
Nobody who goes to Hoppe regresses back to socialism, national or otherwise.

think of all the duckramp workers who will be out of a job. this industry is too big to fail. people's families depend on it.