Brit/pol/ shills out edition

>3 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Assange cleared of rape charges by Sweden
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/sweden-drops-julian-assange-rape-investigation

>Tory Manifesto: FUCK YOUR MEMES
arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2017/05/tory-manifesto-2017/

archive.is/OAkfi

>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
archive.is/h1F5b

>EU willing to throw toys out of pram for divorce bill
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/18/brexit-talks-could-collapse-over-uk-divorce-bill-says-eu-negotiator
archive.is/g1FN3

>Over 1 million young people have registered to vote since Snappy Lec Lec called
metro.co.uk/2017/05/18/a-million-young-people-have-registered-to-vote-since-the-general-election-was-called-6646263/
archive.is/JM2I8

>Wages continue to fall behind inflation, quantitive easing has failed (the people)
dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
archive.is/6V4Tl

>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/QXjDD

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download.cnet.com/Eraser/3000-2092_4-10231814.html?tag=mncol;4
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613905/Lunacy-town-turned-green-A-ban-bacon-butties-Traffic-calming-sheep-Transgender-toilets-Sounds-like-send-In-fact-real-story-Britains-loopiest-party-took-Brighton.html
youtube.com/watch?v=sg-4ATrE8n0
youtube.com/watch?v=uWjZ85m1BKg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

DOn't kill politicians.

Worked better in my head 2bh

...

?Shilling this hard.

Who here searching for morals and not voting?

Here I am the Moonlight Man with my six shooter
I'm Steve McQueen, call me a cab
I’m that kinda guy, I have a dream
Sometimes I get the elevator to the top of the Burj Al Arab
And shoot my guns across Dubai
Bang, bang, bang, I’m that kinda guy

But mostly I curl up inside my typewriter
Curl up inside my typewriter and wish that I could die

Your legs are so long they should come with their own elevator
Don’t worry darling I’ll be coming around to see you later
Because between you and me and my best friend the housefly
I’m a Steve McQueen with a big, beautiful dream

I am god
I am god thinking about god thinking about Steve McQueen

What did she mean by this?

And there's been no major successes for socialism in Japan since
Really gets the ol' noggin' joggin'

>Where technology can find a solution
So, nowhere?

I seek spiritual fulfillment

Last days of Brit/pol/ lads. Enjoy it while it lasts

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

>1 million young people have registered to vote

meh, they'll all vote in areas that are solid labour anyway.

fucking quality

Why haven't the tories bothered costing their manifesto?

Vote Pirate, lads.

On tonight's show!

>Nicole Kidman
>Keith Urban
>Alan Cumming
>Sheryl Crow

BBC One, 10:40pm

How long until Brit/pol/ ceases to exist and Hiroyuki happily gives us up so the rest of the world doesn't have strict age verification systems forced on it?

I'll miss you guys :(

>,jpg for a screenshot

mother fucking TWIN PEAKS tomorrow lads

>electoralcalculus has dropped the Conservatives predicted seats from 410 to 398

Top kek

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-2017-ukip-black-husband-catherine-blaiklock-photo-candidate-great-yarmouth-not-racist-a7742201.html

Seriously considering joining the local branch of the Green Party lads :S

Shan't be watching that

Can't wait.

Can anyone name a more frustrating Kafka trap than 'I have black friends'?

>spamming the same single indy article

>muh semi-ironic soap opera show where the only consistently good characters are cooper + the rest of the police force

>tfw brit/pol/ will finally be forced to get gfs after porn and shitposting all day is banned

Your alright yank.

hope you have Sky Atlantic mate.
Wouldn't want to have to report you to mummy may for illegal downloads

WHY CANT THESE BIG DONORS TO POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS JUST PAY OFF OUR DEBT

WOULD BE QUICK AND PAINLESS

i saw neils tweet about the twin peaks theme but havnt watched yet
might have to

>total sub £10million donated to the parties for this election
>debt over £1 trillion

It would be interesting if they did start convicting us en masse.

Largely, the reason why there hasn't been a widespread nationalist kickback yet is because we won't do anything for fear of just that - sacrificing our lives, as comfortable as they are, and killing off all future prospects.

If they do that to us, what will we have to lose? They'll only accelerate the fallout.

If they try convicting me they can get tae fuck. I have years on record of the NHS doing fuck-all for my mental health, including me being barred from joining the army on grounds of mental health, and ending up in A&E needing to be stitched up twice.

Neither time did they section me, and they've continued to pass me around from one tertiary referral to the next each one as unwilling to actually do anything as the last.

...

Didn't they get taken over by social justice cucks?

>Nearly 90% of the total GDP
>Quick and painless
u wot

>>If they do that to us, what will we have to lose? they know this, it's why they make such a big deal out of what's ultimately outliers, to dissuade the masses.

redhead is so qt

When did you realise austerity economics is bunk?

>hyper leftist cucks
anyone else feeling unrepresented this election lads?

She could be an MP in 3 weeks

no?

Oh look at those two next to May, that's surprising, seeing Jews close to a party leader....

Never forget who's in charge goyim.

It is time to vote for Labour.

HAHAHA WOW IT SPINS

>1PBTID

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Thoughts on my bets of fat boy Watson losing his seat?

>What does this mean then?
desu im not one of those
MUH BANKERS MUH BONUSES kinda guy
but if they were true patriots wouldn't they want to pay it off

CIVIC
I
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You do realise that Funds like that don't have that money in cash right?

>The laws would also force technology companies to delete anything that a person posted when they were under 18.
Lads, they're going to delete all my cringey teenage wanker posts from the internet
I can pretend I never went through those faggy phases
Is it worth it?

> Voting Tory

Seriously lads, just vote Lib Dem so our internet doesn't get fucked

Bet on sweeping Lib Dem wins in the north west :)

What does he have? It's clearly not looks or money. What is it? Why has she decided to be with him?

To further her career? Doesn't make much sense since he's just a councillor.

Does he have a huge cock? Doesn't matter, that's a meme

He's a surrogate father? Maybe.

Nope.

Conservatives are literally the worse of two evils now.

w8 wot thats fucked senpai

Listen Lads posting here , OK
Listen You were about earlier , Mummy May wants to censor the net for UK , all here will be fair game an logs/Ips given an if association you are a degenerate Monster /Terrorist ! May will do this No other party says this , Chan will shut an send everyone to jail cos cartoon CP .. , I have told use this download.cnet.com/Eraser/3000-2092_4-10231814.html?tag=mncol;4
Just run over nite , You still going jail /Labelled a Paedo .. but dont have one young teen pic on HD ok Tory juries will hang you !! I am trying to help lads here ok

Who is that ejaculation station next to Mummy?

You deserve the DSC lad - how has it changed?

We must stop the Tories from forcing people into an EGGSTREME BREGZIT

I've been here since 2008 and it's basically the same as it ever was, just more normie runts.

t. 55 year old Ahmed the Paedo

Get off the drugs m8

t. actual shill

should be secitoned lad

My right to have my own morals is more important than Brexit.

Tories can eat shit, I'm voting Lib Dem.

Probably a mix of all of those things to some degree. I assume he has at least money and the career move is obvious, but further to that he looks like the type of guy who could always help her find a job - regardless of her lifestyle, she'll be A-OK to be employed because of nepotism.

Also he might have a huge cock and a maxed out charisma stat, kek

what kind of idiot shitfuck votes tory?

>green
kek

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613905/Lunacy-town-turned-green-A-ban-bacon-butties-Traffic-calming-sheep-Transgender-toilets-Sounds-like-send-In-fact-real-story-Britains-loopiest-party-took-Brighton.html

People who voted leave and dont have a UKIP candidate running for their seat.

Now that the Conservative Party are becoming less liberally minded you know who to vote for :)

>kek when you realise the only thing stopping brit pol posters living a M O R A L life that they constantly moan about on brit pol is brit pol itself.

so what is everyone doing tonight?

wanking

> tories
> liberally minded

top epic bants m8

What do you lads think would happen if enough people spoiled their ballots? Would they even acknowledge it?

How do I post emojis on Sup Forums? They boost engagement.

Bollocks sing that as being arse raped in jail lad


SHE HAS JUST JAILED YOU LOT AS DEGENERATE PAEDOS !!

Chan will close as the mods/jans will sing you IPs an Logs for the last 6 months

VOTE MUMMY an get raped every night Prison lol

Karma much ...kek

you didn't have to be so brutal about it

drinking jack daniels and smoking the herbal jew

...

doubtful

It's just retarded.

If you're married to a black man you're quite evidently not racist. Yet they will still laugh at her and call her a racist. It makes fuck all sense. I know they never make sense but that really just makes no sense.

It's like if you were opposed to gay marriage but were a full blown faggot and told an onlooker, while balls deep in a bloke's arse, that you oppose gay marriage and then they say 'you're a homophobe'.

I don't get it.

I'm not voting lib dem when I live in a constituency where labour are expected to hold onto their seat by the skin of their teeth.

not that i even care about party politics though, just want our current mp out

>vote Tory
>Sup Forums gets banned

>vote Labour
>get raped by Diane Abbott

>vote Lib Dem
>get raped by refugees

>vote UKIP
>get BLACKED

what the fuck are we supposed to do

Timeless

youtube.com/watch?v=sg-4ATrE8n0

Dont bother following stuff you tory voter going jail an raped every night kek

youtube.com/watch?v=uWjZ85m1BKg

I'm having a look on Fleabay for a good set of Osprey MTP Mk4 body armour but it's hard to find the military issue front and back full size plates these days.

Girl on the left looks like a miniature person sat at the same table leaning on the coffee cup.

>you better be sorry goys

If it got to a double figure percentage of the vote they might take notice.

>mairposter is back

The Conservative Party used to be headed by the whigs, who were liberal on the free market and civil liberties like gay marriage. Now they are turning inwards sadly, voting Liberal Democrat will send a strong message to return to these values.

Go Labour. It's 50/50 Pros and Cons. We will be able to last a little longer before the death knell and start slashing up niggers on the streets.

I know they're idiots, but I'm a passionate environmentalist and I think it may be my calling to change the party from within and turn it from identity politics shite to making it a true conservative traditionalist/primitivist movement.

what did he mean by this

>tfw addictive personality
>get addicted to literally anything
>quit smoking
>body needs stimulant so I buy an energy drink
fast forward a few weeks...
>currently addicted to energy drinks
>drink at least 3 a day
>heart is beating rapidly and occasionally it will do a "big" beat and make me aware of it
>hate my brain for being a junkies brain

lads, i hate to tell you this but "addiction" really does exist and some are more prone to it than others.
if you think about it on a microscopic level, even further than that, the brain is obviously unique like a fingerprint insofar that the specific neurons firing, or even the pathways they travel are unique to you and you alone, and it's quite possible from this to ascertain that free will does not actually exist how you think it might... i mean, you might believe you have the choice to move freely, but do you? as the very structure of your brain that made you even want to move in the first place (as an example) is unique to you, and you alone, and it's out of your control, you can't reassign chemicals in your brain or adjust hormones as you wish without outside input (drugs, etc)

you are quite literally a slave to your brain, it is above you, it dictates over you and there is nothing you can do about it.

>"Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained."
- William Blake

in the future, i'm willing to bet that they make significant progress into how the brain actually works at the most minute level, and they'll find that free will really does not exist how people imagine it does now

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