Brit/pol/ tories edition

>3 days left to register to vote so you can spoil your ballot
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Assange cleared of rape charges by Sweden
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/19/sweden-drops-julian-assange-rape-investigation

>Tory Manifesto: FUCK YOUR MEMES
arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2017/05/tory-manifesto-2017/

archive.is/OAkfi

>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
archive.is/h1F5b

>EU willing to throw toys out of pram for divorce bill
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/18/brexit-talks-could-collapse-over-uk-divorce-bill-says-eu-negotiator
archive.is/g1FN3

>Over 1 million young people have registered to vote since Snappy Lec Lec called
metro.co.uk/2017/05/18/a-million-young-people-have-registered-to-vote-since-the-general-election-was-called-6646263/
archive.is/JM2I8

>Wages continue to fall behind inflation, quantitive easing has failed (the people)
dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
archive.is/6V4Tl

>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/QXjDD

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Map of Scotland (Westminster constituancies) if only X voted.

First for living life deliberately.

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Who else is stocking up on lewds rn?

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>tfw no qt3.14 victorian gf

scots women are pretty based

>Brit/'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''pol'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''/

Why do Torys lie?

REEEEEEEEE FUCKING TORIES WE DON'T NEED NUCLEAR DETERRANCE I DON'T CARE IF EVEYRONE ELSE HAS IT GIVE MY CHILD FREE DIN DINS AT SCHOOOOOOOL REEEEEEEEE

First for 'the most damage would be done to all parties if we can force a hung parliament'.

Are you really THAT poor?

>manager pulls me aside today
>looks at me angry and asks 'do you think you can do this job?'
>'you are risky to the business, you are a liability, I will lose my license to do _______ and ______ etc etc'
>I ask her 'so do you think I shouldn't be here?'
>she says 'I am starting to think this yes'
>after berating me some more tells me to go upstairs and take a 5 min break

Has she threatened to fire me?

I just started this job a month ago and was told I would get really good training and someone to sit beside me and guide me through everything for the first two weeks. But I never did, because we're badly understaffed, or my manager doesn't give a fuck, and probably both those reasons.

This is really fucking awful, I constantly feel like I am treading on egg shells around her, its making me stressed and worried.

I've just joined a union because I am genuinely worried about my job security

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>tfw tfwwwwwwww

okay guys how do i get updated on uk politics?

>Conservatives going all out knowing they can't lose the election

This is amazing.

Reminder that you are not a true englishman if you cannot name ten native trees.

how does it feel still having a monarch? i could imagine living with pride and fidelity each day. i would salute my flag each morning.

>replace free school lunches with breakfasts

WHAT THE FUCK? ALL OF THE CHILDREN ARE AT PRIMARY SCHOOL DURING LUNCH, BREAKFAST CLUBS ONLY HAVE A BUNCH OF KIDS IN THEM.

THIS WOULD ONLY BE BENEFICIAL TO SECONDARY SCHOOLS WHERE THERE ARE YOUNG PEOPLE HAVING COFFEE AND SHIT BEFORE REGISTRATION.

>tfw mistress hasn't permitted me to use the computer but I secretly am

Hope I don't get caught lads or it's a flogging and a months chastity

feels good bro

Top kek

>it's a flogging and a months chastity
implying that's a bad thing

You're gonna get sacked
Have some fun. Piss in her work mug. Move things around in the stock room. Crack an egg down the inside of a radiator.

There is no free lunch.

feels good man

TANSTAAFL

What do you get for good behaviour?

>Letting a woman talk to you like this

>I just started this job a month ago
>I've just joined a union because I am genuinely worried about my job security

Are you fucking trolling or what. Just find a new job sharpish. Talking about unions and job security after one month with a cunty manager. Jesus christ take some responsibility for yourself.

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It's really comfy. Although it's mostly admiration for the Queen, I'm sure it will lessen after she dies.

You don't really get trained in any job, m7.

I'm a monarchist at the moment, but I think my enthusiasm will die quickly when Charles comes in.

LISTEN I TELL YOU This a Englishman see pic ..

I was on Anony BBs

May Tories will Enforce a China /NK Net , she wants all sites like this gone an just neutral under 18 type things , Rewarding here cos its well known , she wants Logs and will Prosecute as CP /degenerates , as Her strong will ! to *STAMP OUT MONSTERS* !
Listen use this incase any deleted cartoon cp ok
download.cnet.com/Eraser/3000-2092_4-10231814.html?tag=mncol;4

Its you going Jail but if have this you can say extra years ok
They dont see its JOKe ok
TORY MUMMY
She HATES YOU ! !!
when you being raped /battered in prison .. laff at Mair poster , Kek

The majority of people voting Tory at this point are just snails voting for salt. Their manifesto will hurt you.

SNAILS VOTING FOR SALT.

>that link

No way nigga I ain't clickin that shit

well I've not had a job like this before, totally unlike my previous job (support worker) so what do they expect?

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING IMMORAL
FUCK OFF YOU DEGENERATE WEAKLING.

NO C UCKS ALLOWED

THIS. The best form of government is a small majority/ coalition

she is after you cunts for that LOL

I've been stocking up on degenerate anthologies. Need a backup for when mummy blocks the panda.

>please download my virus

Not for much longer, faggot.

You need to go back, to Pakistan.

The only option is to remain in your shell at this point, any move to vote is a roll into a bucket of salt

They won't listen to you, or anybody for that matter. Let them just fuck themselves over.

Even if they are cunts, the Tories are strategic geniuses, using the independence vote as leverage to put forward whatever barmy shit they want. And they'll get a majority too, just watch.

Very likely a North Korean or Chinese using a proxy.

That's why we need to vote for the Conservatives, just look at how mad it's making our enemies.

>Local Tory Normiebook page photo
>Token white person
JUST

How have you been recently?

Ah fuck lads the paki on acid followed us

VOTE CORBYN

DELET DIS

Not a cuck lad.

Cucks are fucking pathetic tbph

>there are people in this thread who unironically support Labour despite it's current state

rate my gf

>18-24 demographic overwhelmingly support the SNP

I hate my generation.

Also, in my constituency I only have the choice between the four main parties. Fuck democracy.

>Listening to Bowden
>"Know who you are! To read about your own culture is a revolutionary act!"

So, brit/pol/ tell be some poets and histories.

>Scottish YouTuber Faces a Year in Prison For Teaching ‘Nazi Trick’ to Girlfriend’s Dog

Hey where's 'based' Limmy to defend this comedian?

>all those arms crossed

Niggers have such bad body language.

union will do fuck all, record all conversations and write them out yourself as notes, this is legal. All the union dogs stop barking the moment they risk their jobs seen it twice.

I'm trying to watch the ITV leaders debate lads but I want to slit my wrists, how do people not see how its a complete 4v1 against are Nutall.

My mate is voting lib dem because "they're the only party that represents Europe" but Tim Farron must be the most annoying cunt in politics. I didn't realise so many of these irrelevant parties were absolutely foaming-at-the-mouth open borders liberals.

it feels shit in all honesty
if they were actually active and did something impressive other than being worthless old cunts then yeah, i'd be proud.
all they do is silly pageantry and occasionally one of them will get married to some upper chasing tart
it's all bollocks, none of them give you anything to be inspired by.

they're the opposite of what Hitler was, basically

I hope that's her brother otherwise you've been cucked.

>brown eyes
>brown hair
literally 90% paki mate

>there are people in this thread who unironically vote to be unable to post in this thread

Better slightly red than b&.

HeadLikeATennisBall/10

Fuck You.

give me a quick rundown on your gf lad

>"saving" the seat next to her "for a friend"
keep that scum at arms length ma'am.

>complete 4v1 against are Nutall.
For real. There's a cunt's hair difference between SNP, Cymru, LibDem and Green

birch
ash
beech
oak
horse chesnut
hazel
elm
yew
willow
rowan

Apparently horse chestnuts aren't native FUCK

>download.cnet.com
how new online are you stupid cunt ..
download.cnet.com

an BTW post here you are a paedo and YOU WILL jail if tories win .. everyone here is a degenerate /juries agree .. OK
So well done you should of lurked more top Kek

oblivionface/10

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>bag to put a space between her and the darkie

They're holding back their hate for the (((white man)) for (((keeping them down))).

Yes you are faggot. If you're the submissive in the bedroom then you're a cuck and it's only a matter of time until your gf or wife actually cucks you for real

Fuck me, that is a moon face if I've ever seen one
You're not a bad looking chap but your bird is a fucking mutt mate

All anime posters here have already been put on a checklist.
Expect public humiliation and complete alienation from your communities. Nobody tolerates Pedos and after your mother, your father, your neighbour etc sees your face in the local paper when Matriarch May sends out her Special Internet Task Force for you you will wish you were dead.

I've been screen capping all of the anime nonce posters and have collected a large folder of their posts to send to the police.

nice faceswap

Incredibly accurate

Not my Fault you Going Jail as a paedo tory voter Blame Mummy Karma hehehehehehe

u mad whit gurl?

Birch
Oak
Mahogany
Ash
Maple
Pine
Willow
Beech
Elm
Crabapple

Ok i used to be level 100 woodcutting on runescape, so does that make me pure 100% anglo thenotype!

I don't pay tax

How have you been lately mate?

Reminder that if you haven't got blond hair, blue eyes or other typical Germanic features you aren't Anglo-Saxon, but native Briton.
This man's ancestor's names wouldn't be Æthelwulf and Edweard.
>obligatory:
>AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

What's the job? If by support worker you mean care worker then that's already notoriously cut-throat.

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Head like a fucking moon.

Lads, do I vote Tory or UKIP?

Tories:

>would trigger lefties the most
>need to win because it's either them or Labour
>to be fair have promised a hard Brexit

>but have seriously failed on immigration
>there is a real possibility May is really a centrist who won't cut the deficit

UKIP:

>closest to my views on immigration and balancing our budget
>need the vote share to spook the Tories to move to the right

>but are at fucking 2% and the Tories may need it more to deliver Brexit
>the absolute fucking state of Paul Nuttall

What do? I live in a Tory safe seat.

Repatriation, YESTERDAY

>natives

cucks and traitors

>no cedar

fucking dropped

wheres your passport

Very few people here have blond hair and blue eyes, surely?

Just vote tory, Ukip is finished.