Be American

>be American
>4% unemployment
>3.5% yearly GDP growth
>stock market at all time highs
>massive labour shortage
>STEM grads making 80k-120k starting
>tradesmen making $50/h+
>unionized tradesmen making $65/h+
>jobs everywhere, houses are still affordable
>most rich country per capita with the exception of meme oil countries like Norway and UAE

How can one country be so successful?

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I want to be American senpai

Fuck off we're full

Shitskins, shitskins everywhere!

>tfw nip
>tfw i will never be murikan

feels so fucking bad

Don't forget the low effective tax rates.

Couldn't we just apply for US citizenship? I'm pretty sure they'd let Canadian citizens in.

>3.5% GDP
Kek, so I guess your posting in remembrance of the time before the depression we've been in since the GFC

Afraid it's not that simple, friend. You need a sponsor. Family, employers, etc. Easiest way to get in the states is join their armed forces and work in that until they grant you citizenship, from what I've read.

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