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Laugh at Dumb Nazis Thread
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Sup Forums on suicide watch! Follow your leader Hitler and kill yourself!
Based Poland, this is why we kept our agreement and came to your aid against the kraut agressors in 1939
>be Poland
>be spitroasted by Germany and the soviets
How does it feel to be utterly cucked throughout history
>be american
>have your wife spit roasted by jamal and juan every night
Staymad island faggot
>be nigel britbong
>watch as wife gets spitroasted by muhammad and salman every night
>can't own guns because of cucked state
>wait for police officers to get to the scene
>get stabbed to death before they get there
>half the police force dies because they don't have guns
>media freaks out about "possible islamophbia" from the attack
>the cycle repeats itself
Kek
3:1 losses is the expected for attackers
>Be British
>Defeated by colonists
>Try to take on Hitler
>Beg colonists to help because too weak to defeat Hitler
>American kills the Jap and Hitler while saving the Brits and Russians
>American kills the Jap and Hitler
I'm picturing a battle between Macho Man Randy Savage, Mecha Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D, and a 100m-tall Tojo made that way by Nuclear fallout.
>be british
>win
>lose all your colonies and empire transformed into an irrelevant state held hostage by the EU
>be america
>become superpower after destruction of europe and russia
>give away all prosperity to immigrants, israel and foreign countries via free trade
>be canadian
>blow a dog
The best part is that they were holding Germans for 7 days
>be faggot on pol
>die alone
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>be american
>get shot [spoiler]in zionist war[/spoiler]
Patton was a jackass, so at the end of the day I don't care about his feelings.
meh that "battle" is like a fart in the air,
it's fucking nothing
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KURWA!!!!!!!!!!!
>be a dog
>licked more burger balls than they've had school shootings.
> also sick of peanut butter.
>two weeks
>accidentally whole poland
yep, lets laugh at wehrmacht
this post best post
>saving
That's nothing, man.
Beware of the Alberto Barbosa.
Anglo, you forgot that your people handed over poland to stalin.